HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Oh please. Don't bring up where I train like its some big revelation. I train at a BJJ school to learn BJJ under a talented black belt. I'm not out to become a MMA fighter. I never said Rashad or GSP weren't talented, they obviously are. But that doesn't mean I have to blow a load every time I hear their name. I wasn't the only one who thought Forrest and BJ were going to win and I wasn't the only one who supported the fighter he picked. I don't mind hearing the smack talk come back to me because the fighter I picked lost, but don't make it a personal attack.

This is what I get for waging war on Canada.

You really don't like me, eh?

A Link to My Cock. Oh yeah.

So did we decide on the sig yet or no?

Also, I want to like Jones, but he seemed very jittery and rookieish. I'm surprised Bonnar wasn't able to capitalize on anything, but oh well. I'll wait to see his next fight. Oh and fuck that Spinning Elbow. Yeah, it was cool but it was a clear shot straight to the back of the head.

I'm very disappointed that BJ wasn't able to back me up. Trust me, you guys weren't the only ones on the receiving end of the Penn-love over here. I'm going to hear so much shit tomorrow.

So, after tonight, are we all going to become friends again and hug it out? I'll be honest. I can't hate on Curry and his GSP love forever. I mean, he did introduce me to Poutine. And I love Canadian girls. You guys aren't all that bad.

Oh yeah, Toxx has a huge crush on me.

He knows Faraday is on the island, so Desmond trying to get to Faradays mother means he is trying to get back to the island, essentially.

I'm interested in your picks, also. This card is one of the hardest cards I've ever seen to predict.

Because the heels are bad guys and are letting the guy who is turning do all the work. Beer Money should jump Abyss AFTER Morgan beats him down (even though Morgan cut Abyss open, thus Beer Money won the match), not during. What if Morgan turned his attention back to them? Sure, 2-on-1 but Morgan is a giant and you don't want to mess with that.

Yeah. Possibly one in February and two in March.

I want to know more about Miles story.

Oh man, what a blow. I was just talking about him last night with my instructor. He said when he went to Brazil to train, he met Helio and heard stories about how he beat EVERYONE there was to beat in Brazil. Then he came to America and pretty much beat everyone here. RIP.

Breakfast: Two egg whites with caramelized onions and tomatoes + wheat toast + coffee. Lunch will probably be some fruit and dinner will be steamed vegetables and tofu.

183 this morning. I stopped eating meat and carbs this week and I've dropped six pounds since Monday. Crazy.

Based on Monday, I think it's supposed to be called It Is. Did I miss something on why it isn't called The FU anymore?

Hornswoggle.

Thank God that episode wasn't the season premier. It sucked. But I do like the new interns. Lazy Indian guy is funny, non-caring Denise is funny, and tricking-Elliot blonde intern is cute.

She isn't so little anymore. Amazing rack.

Fly like a butterfly, Sting like a bee.

Between this show and the ending to Raw, it has been a sad, sad week for pro wrestling.

Okay, okay. So, Babalu is a member of Team Gracie Barra, as am I. I heard in passing, that Babalu invited a black belt (not naming names and no, not from my school) over to Cali, all expenses paid, to hang out. And when I say all expenses paid, I mean Babalu paid for the airfare, comped front row tickets, the hotel, the after-party at the strip clubs, the works. So while this big after-party is going down, said black belt meets a *hot* girl and they begin flirting around all night. Eventually into the AM, most of the party goes back to the hotel. At the hotel, they continue flirting with the girl going, "Can you show me some moves?" The black belt responds with, "Show me your mount." So they go to a bedroom and she mounts him and they start messing around. Meanwhile, Babalu is passed out in the hot tub, in typical fashion. After a while, he wakes up and stumbles into the bedroom and the girl SHRIEKS and runs into the bathroom, locking herself in the room. The black belt is all confused until Babalu storms at him, screaming "THAT'S MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!" Everyone at the party starts freaking out, while the black belt is going "I didn't know" over and over. Babalu turns his attention to the bathroom door and starts banging on it, trying to get the girl to open up. The best part is, the black belt who was messing with the girl goes, "I thought you were married?" Babalu responds, "I am, but SHE'S MY BITCH!"

I don't think anyone wants to see Orton vs. Shane anyway.