HollywoodSpikeJenkins

The Team of Spike, Muzz, and Toxxic WIN AGAIN~!

Explain how. The only reason Harris has had better singles matches in TNA is because Harris has had more singles matches in TNA, and against better opponents. He can't sell past a move, can't time his comebacks properly, has no discernable charisma, and if it weren't for his look, he wouldn't even be in TNA. The same could be said for Storm. At least Harris has had some single experience.

I have both Wayne's World on VHS. I rule like that.

Harris > Storm.

Justice Pain is back in CZW? I thought they didn't want him after he jumped to XPW for 2 days before they closed down. Go to ROH. Seems like the better card to me.

Raven walked out of a shower with a towel on. Debra was around. Austin thought Raven was hitting on Debra. Blah blah blah.

Don't you mean philistines?

Judging by his new single, he forgot his talent too.

Me and Mike like to make plans without letting other people know. Its something we are both good at.

Count Spike Jenkins vs. Todd Cortez and Mike Van Siclen vs. Sean Davis for Storm. Biznitches.

I knew there was something I forgot to do. And that was to PM Mike and Zack about Storm. Man, I'm slow.

"Heidenreich!" "Cookie!" Next WWE Tag Team Champions.

It's not physically possible to overuse 'Citizen' for Comet. Seriously. It's like Lawler and 'puppies' or JR and 'hoss'. From the quick read I took, it looks a very solid match. Follows the face in peril law of wrestling well, even if that face is perrenial heel Mike Van Siclen...but that is no detriment to the match, as Mike is enough of a face now. Personally I'd have gone with Cortez in peril, but that's just me. Toxxic and TMM's battle was to be expected. To be honest, the only thing that bothered me was Mr Roboto. If it had been your regular tag team match, lower down the card, then I'd commend you guys for it because it was pretty humorous. But for a Tag Team Title match, in which your match would have switched the titles...eh, maybe it's me, but that was a problem. Besides that a very good effort and it still amuses me as to how far you've come Spike since I've been around, despite the fact you've been around for years longer than me. Thank you...I think... I went with Mr. Roboto as a joke with Max King. It might stick out, but we also had Thoth marking us. So I tried to go with something silly and see how it went. And when I was planning the match, I decided to have Mike as the face-in-peril. I figued it would work since he is fresh off a "turn" of some sorts, and last time Rev-0/HB were in the ring together, Todd was a beast and kicked all kinds of ass. Plus, Rev-0 attacked Todd the show before, so Todd had some meassure of revenge for getting back into the ring.

I don't consider this a loss. I consider it an opportunity. ------------------------------------------------------------- Fade in. "Welcome back, fans, to SWF Storm!" cries Cyclone Comet. "Up next, we have a contest between Tag Team Champions Hollywood Boulevard and the most conniving bunch of SOB’s in the SWF today!" "Not a big Revolution Zero fan, huh?" "Me? A fan of theirs? No chance in hell?" replies in the Caped Crusader. Riley pointedly remarks, "Toxxic is still at ringside, along with Jet, you know." Every light in the arena goes to full power as the Smarktron whites out. "Wel-Wel-Wel-W-W-W-Welcome to the Revolution!" The sound of a needle scratching vinyl is heard throughout The Ford Center. Fans immediately rise from their seats and nearly drown out Otep’s "Battle Ready" with jeers. Lightning strikes down from the heavens, hitting the stage and causing gold and red pyro blasts to erupt. The Smarktron shows half-second clips of its members' matches. Between the clips, the Smarktron goes white again and the words 'Revolution' and 'Zero' alternate. Funyon introduces to the rowdy crowd, "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the SWF World Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, making their way to the ring! Weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and ninety-five pounds.. Accompanied by Marcus Washington.. they are ‘Hollywood’ Spike Jenkins and ‘The Perfect Storm’ Sean Davis! Revolution Zero!!!" The figures of three men appear at the top of the ramp. One man is a former Cruiserweight champion. He is out to prove that he is Superior then the rest of the SWF locker room, and will stop at nothing to regain the title he thinks he deserves. The other man is the current SWF Hardcore Gamers Champion. He is an unstoppable force of carnage, controlled by the man next to him, a scummy lawyer. They are Revolution Zero, and they are a force to be reckoned with. "This is Revolution Zero’s second shot at the tag team titles. They failed the first time around again 42nd Street," says Comet. "Yeah, but that’s because they made a mistake. It will never happen again. Toxxic won’t allow it!" "They went down to 42nd Street. But tonight they are in the ring with Hollywood Boulevard, the team they defeated a little over two weeks ago." "They didn't defeat just Hollywood Boulevard. They also bested the team of Masked Man and Max King AND The Wayward Sons," adds Riley. Spike and Davis enter the ring, while the remaining members of Revolution Zero gather at the front of the announcers’ table. The Oklahoma crowd begins their chants, as "Battle Ready" dies down. "SPIKE SUCKS!" "DA-VIS SUCKS!" "TOX-XIC SUCKS!" Toxxic enters the ring and the three grapplers of Rev0 simply ignore the crowd, while Marcus Washington and Jet get into some people's faces. Spike stretches on the top rope and Davis stands in the corner, both men staring at the entranceway. "Revolution Zero seems very focused tonight. I guess after Citizen Toxxic lost the SWF Championship to Citizen Dangerous, they can’t let up another opportunity like this." "Don’t you worry about Toxxic. He will regain the World Title soon enough." "This Is Your Life" by Switchfoot hits the speakers, and Mike Van Siclen leaps out from behind the curtain, raising one arm to the crowd and nodding with far too much swagger as he begins walking down the ramp. Behind him steps the ‘Urban Legend’ Todd Cortez, crossing his arms in front of his face as he walks down the ramp. Behind HIM comes the one, the only, Sexual Maskosaurus, briefcase in one hand, and a rubber chicken in the other. "And their opponents! Coming to the ring, accompanied by The Masked Man! Weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and sixty-seven pounds.. they are the current reigning and defending SWF Tag Team Champions of the World! Hollywood Boulevard!!!" Cortez lifts his cross, kissing it, before sliding into the ring alongside Van Siclen. The two men go through their pre-match poses. Mask stands on the outside. Funyon exits the ring, and Referee Mr. Roboto goes to call for the bell.. ..But Revolution Zero attack Hollywood Boulevard before he can do it! "What a cheap shot! The bell didn’t even ring yet!" cries Comet from his announcing chair. "Hollywood Boulevard should know better then to turn their backs on Rev0!" Both members of HB receive rights and lefts from the challengers. Spike Jenkins knocks Mike Van Siclen back into the corner, while Sean Davis drags Todd Cortez to the ropes. DING! DING! DING!! "Happy? The match is officially underway." "No. No sir, I’m not," responds Comet. Davis hits a clubbing blow to the back of Cortez. Todd grimaces in pain, giving Davis the time to back up into the center of the ring. Davis charges towards the Urban Legend and attempts a clothesline over the top rope, but Todd ducks down, back dropping the Perfect Storm over the top rope to the floor! "Todd Cortez backdrops all 6’5", 275 pounds of Sean Davis over the top rope!" With Davis now out of the picture, Todd goes to save his partner. In the corner, Spike is pounding away on Mike with right hands. That is, until Todd turns him around and gives him a taste of his own medicine. Medicine of FURY~! "Todd Cortez pounding away at Spike with a bunch of hard rights!" Cortez grabs Spike by the wrist, and sends him into the opposite corner. As Spike hits the corner, he is face-to-face with an incoming Todd. Todd leaps into the air, latching himself onto Spike. He falls backwards out of the corner, monkey-flipping Spike! But to his dismay, Spike completes the rotation and lands on his feet.. ..Only for the momentum to get to Spike as he charges into the waiting arms of Mike Van Siclen. Siclen catches Spike, and quickly flings him through the air and back into the mat with a powerslam! Siclen holds Spike down for the cover! ONE! Spike gets a quick shoulder up. "Still too early in the match to keep Spike down. But if that would have ended the match, you know Toxxic would be pretty angry with the Hollywood Superstar." "It didn’t end the match. So there's no need to think of things that won’t happen," mentions Comet. Mike climbs up to his feet, pulling Spike up with him. Spike pushes Mike back, and is able to connect with a right hand. Mike stumbles back as Spike unloads a second right hand. Todd comes up from behind Spike, to stop the onslaught on his partner, but Spike sees him coming from the corner of his eye and Todd receives a back elbow from Spike. Todd stumbles back, but is able to duck under a right hand from the ex-Cruiserweight champion. Todd wraps his arms around Spike’s chest, stalling him long enough for Mike to get back into the action. Mike comes up from behind Spike, locking his leg around Spike’s and his arm around the neck. Mike drops backwards to the mat, while Todd slams Spike forward with a Russian Legsweep/STO combo!! "What a double team move by the tag team champions!" claims Comet. "An STO by Citizen Cortez while Citizen Van Siclen hit a Russian Legsweep! Citizen Jenkins must be out of it!" Todd breaks out of the mess, as Mike turns Spike over into the cover for the sure three count! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! Sean Davis breaks up the count with an axe handle to the back of Mike! "Close save by Davis. If he wasn’t there, that brutal STO/Russian Legsweep would have ended the match for Revolution Zero." Davis gets to his feet, blocks a right hand by Todd, and connects with his own. Todd stumbles back, but is able to duck under an incoming lariat attempt by Davis. Davis continues his charge as he heads into the ropes. He bounces off the ropes, and comes back to meet a double basement dropkick by Hollywood Boulevard!! The dropkicks knocks Davis onto his face! Davis attempts to get up, but the faster champions get to their feet first and catch him with a double basement dropkick to the face!! Davis grabs his face in pain, and quickly exits out of the ring. "The champions have taken the early advantage, using their speed and double team maneuvers against Revolution Zero!" "Its not fair! Only one person from each team is supposed to be in the ring!" cries Riley! "Both members of Revolution Zero are in the ring, Robert." "But that’s because they are both being double teamed! Stop trying to pick a fight with me!" he whines. Hollywood Boulevard stands tall in the ring. The crowd is cheering for them, and Masked Man is swinging his rubber chicken in the air. Mike Van Siclen, newly turned face, enjoys the crowd cheering him for once in his life. Hollywood Boulevard is standing on top of the world.. ..That is until Spike Jenkins comes up from behind Cortez. He grabs Todd by the back of his hair, drags him towards the ropes and tosses him over to the floor! "Well, that epic celebration was cut a little.. short," laughs Bobby. Spike turns back to the other member of Hollywood Boulevard, only to meet a forearm to the face. Mike unloads a second forearm to the face, and a third. Spike stumbles back, giving Mike time to reel back for a fourth forearm.. ..That Spike counters with a thumb to the eyes! "That is illegal!" shouts Comet! "So is using a fist. But you don’t see anybody not throwing punches." "Except for Tom Flesher." "TOM FLESHER? WHERE?!" Riley pulls out a mirror. "Ive got to look good for Flesher!" "Right.." Comet trails off as action continues in the ring. Mike grabs at his face, thanks to the previous illegal tactics by the member of Revolution Zero. Spike grabs Mike by the hair and SNAPS him backwards, driving him head first into the mat! "Vicious head snap by Spike Jenkins!" Spike grabs Mike by the wrist and pulls him into the opposite corner, the Revolution Zero corner. Spike pulls the wobbly Van Siclen up to his feet and tosses him into the corner. Instead of continuing his assault, Spike turns to Referee Mr. Roboto and begins screaming in its face. Being that the referee is a robot, he can’t do much but beep. But that doesn’t stop Spike from complaining about the double-teaming from Hollywood Boulevard. While this is going Davis wraps the tag rope over the throat of Van Siclen, and begins choking the life out of him! "Citizen Jenkins is distracting the referee! Turn around Mr. Roboto!" "Oh, please. When HASN’T this happened in a tag match?" "That is true.. but it's still wrong!" "Revolution Zero is just taking advantage of a situation. If that situation involves choking Mike Van Siclen while Spike distracts our Robot referee, then so be it." Todd steps into the ring, and quickly charges towards the Rev0 corner. But before he can make it, Referee Mr. Roboto jumps in his way! Todd tries to get Roboto to turn around, but Roboto just beeps at Todd to get out of the way. Now with Rev0’s plan in full effect, Spike goes back into his corner and lays a pair of boots into the rib cage of Van Siclen! "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!" shouts Comet. With the double-teaming of Van Siclen, Todd has no choice but to get back into his corner. Masked Man stands on the outside; biting down on the rubber chicken in disapproval, while the rest of Revolution Zero on the outside stand around with smiles on their faces. Mr. Roboto turns back towards the Rev0 corner, just catching a glimpse of Van Siclen falling to his hands and knees, coughing and holding his throat. With Mike down, Spike bounces backwards into the closest ropes, cockily walks back towards the choking Siclen, leaps into the air and drops a big knee across the back of the neck! Spike turns Mike over onto his back, and makes the cover! ONE! TW—No! Siclen slides out from underneath Spike, and immediately tries to crawl towards his corner. "Citizen Van Siclen knows that he has to make the tag to Citizen Cortez, or they will lose the tag team titles!" "Mike knows they are going to lose it one way or the other. He just doesn’t want to be the one taking the beating." Spike gets to his feet, and jumps right back on top of the crawling Spectacle. Spike grabs him by his head, pulling him back into a sitting position in the Rev0 corner. He locks his legs around Mike’s neck and drops to the mat with a head scissors! "Spike is going after the neck. He is a master of working the neck. It can lead up to either the Bad Beat or the Silver Lining," notes Riley. "Or Citizen Davis’s Avalanche or Cyclone Driver," adds Comet. "Or the Perfect Spike. The move that knocked Todd Cortez out cold last time these two teams were in the ring together." Spike pulls on the leg scissors, causing Mike to scream out in pain. Todd begins clapping his hands together, getting the crowd into it as well, doing anything to support his partner. Mask starts doing the Electric Slide on the outside, getting the predominantly cowboy crowd to go through the motions with him, as much as possible. Spike yells at Mr. Roboto to "Ask Him!", which Roboto does by asking Mike if he gives up. Mike yells out a "No", but grimaces in pain as Spike applies more pressure. JEN-KINS SUCKS! DA-VIS SUCKS! TOX-XIC SUCKS! Revolution Zero ignore the crowd, but do not ignore the opportunity that Mr. Roboto is presenting them. With Roboto asking Mike if he gives up, Davis lends a hand into the ring to his partner, which is accepted. Davis pulls Spike up, applying more pressure to the neck of Van Siclen. "I don’t believe this! Are there any lengths that these guys won’t succumb too to win this match?" "I really don’t think so, Comet. After Toxxic lost the World Title in a fluke, there is no way they will let this slip up as well." Siclen yelps in pain, but refuses to give up. Roboto turns his attention towards Spike, and CATCHES REVOLUTION ZERO IN THE ACT OF CHEATING~! Roboto jumps up, and breaks the lock that Davis has on Spike with an electrical jolt to the arm! It doesn’t hurt. It’s just annoying. Quickly breaking the hold, Spike gets up to his feet. He wrenches at the neck of Mike as he pulls him up to his feet. Spike gives Siclen a shove into the corner, and catches him underneath the jaw with an elbow. LET'S GO-O MI-IKE! CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP! LET'S GO-O MI-IKE! CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP! Spike heads out of the corner, into the center of the ring. Once there, Jenkins begins taunting Todd and Mask and daring them to enter the ring. Knowing full well not to enter the ring due to the previous double-teaming on Mike, Mask and Todd stand still. Spike waves them both off, and charges into the corner.. ..and is met with a charging Van Siclen as he bursts into action and downs Spike with a lariat that came out of nowhere! "Citizen Van Siclen with a lariat! He has to make the tag now! Citizen Cortez is still fresh!" "And he is angry. Remember what Revolution Zero did to Todd on Storm? Beat Down City, USA. Population, One." "What about the beat down on Citizen Flesher?" "DAMN SPIKE TO HELL!" With both men down, Roboto begins to count them both out ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! "If both men get counted out, Hollywood Boulevard retains the tag titles!" FIVE! Spike sits up, and begins to crawl over towards his corner. But so does Siclen! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! Spike reaches out and makes the tag to Davis. Siclen is almost there.. Todd stretches his arm to the limit, hand out, fingers reaching.. Siclen lunges and.. MAKES THE TAG! Wait! No, he doesn’t! Davis grabs Mike by his ankle, and drags him back into the center of the ring. BOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "Citizen Cortez was so close to getting into the ring!" "Close, but no cigar," mocks Riley. Davis releases Mike’s ankle, but pulls him up to his feet by his hair. With Mike up to his feet, Davis cracks him over the head with a HUGE headbutt that sends the Spectacle back down to the mat. "That headbutt must feel like getting hit in the head with a baseball bat!" "Where do you come up with these analogies?" "I scored a 1600 on my SAT’s in Superhero High School," remarks Comet. With Mike down on the mat, Davis shows off his arrogant skills that he must have picked up from his stable mates, as he places his boot over the throat of Mike and begins choking him AGAIN. "When was the last time Revolution Zero went a whole day without breaking some kind of rule or law?" asks Comet. "When was the last time the Oilers won the Stanley Cup?" "A LONG time ago." "Yeah, they didn’t break a law or rule the day before that." "I don’t think we should be talking about the Oilers like that. They do sponsor the SWF." "I guess we should keep our mouths shut or we might lose our jobs." Mr. Roboto tries to tell Davis to break the hold, but Davis doesn’t understand the Metallic language. He does understand the count though. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI- And Davis moves his boot off the throat of Van Siclen. He shrugs at the referee as Roboto chides him and points to his ear, as if he doesn't understand. Sean reaches down and grabs up Siclen by his head, lifting him to his feet. Davis forcefully whips Mike across the ring and into the ropes. Van Siclen ricochets back toward Davis, who swings for a big clothesline.. ..but Van Siclen ducks! Mike uses his momentum to gain speed upon bouncing off the opposite ropes and leaps into the air as Davis turns.. smacking his foe upside the head with a flying elbow! The blow causes Sean to stumble back, but not fall. Mike gets to his feet and then accelerates toward the ropes, gaining momentum once again to charge at Davis for another flying elbow! But Sean catches him midair! With a feral shout, Davis drops to the mat, squashing Mike between the mat and his shoulder! "Huge spinebuster from Sean Davis!" "Citizen Cortez must be pretty aggravated by now at his partner! Citizen Van Siclen has been the focus of Revolution Zero's energies for this entire championship bout!" exclaims Comet! "And Davis with the cover.. " ONE! TWO! TH- Mike shoves his shoulder off the mat! Davis pounds his fist against the mat in frustration at Mr. Roboto. He gets to his feet and heads over to tag in Spike. As he does, Mike rolls over onto his stomach and begins to painfully pull himself toward Cortez. Sean makes the tag and Spike enters the ring. As he saunters toward Mike, Jenkins gestures toward Cortez, practically begging him to save his partner. Todd begins beating on the turnbuckle in his corner, again getting the crowd clapping. Jenkins drops a knee across Mike's neck, and Van Siclen recoils with the pain, grabbing the back of his neck and howling in pain! Spike grabs Van Siclen by the hair and hauls him to his feet. Jenkins backs Siclen into the middle of the ring, then clamps on a reverse face lock. "Looks like a Clean Living for Mike Van Siclen.. " begins Riley. "No! Citizen Van Siclen turns in the face lock and goes for a suplex.. " Riley interrupts, "But can't lift Spike up! His neck must be killing him!" Mike strains to lift Spike up for a Northern lights suplex, but the pain in his neck is too much to bear. Jenkins shifts his center and manipulates Van Siclen's arm down into an arm bar! Spike then locks on his modified Crossface, with Van Siclen's arm behind his neck! "Border City Stretch!" Mike screams in pain and clenches his fist to resist. Todd claps his hands from his corner, rallying behind his partner. Spike pulls on Van Siclen and yells at him to give up! Mike refuses! Mr. Roboto checks on Van Siclen, but gets the same answer. Finally, unable to take any more, Todd jumps into the ring and lands a double axe handle over Spike's back! The hold is broken and Jenkins gets to his feet, enraged. Mr. Roboto does his job well, instructing Todd to get back to his corner. Spike grabs Mike by his hair and drags him back into the Rev0 corner. Jenkins tags in Davis and the monster enters the ring. Spike stays in the ring, lifting Mike up and whipping him across the ring. As Van Siclen returns, Spike drops to his stomach, forcing Mike to hurdle him and run right into a fierce football tackle from Davis! Spike rolls out of the ring as Davis hooks a leg for the cover. ONE! TWO! THR- Todd makes another save by elbow dropping Davis to the head!! "Another close call averted by Citizen Cortez! Tag him in, Citizen Van Siclen!" Comet instructs! Again, Mr. Roboto mechanizes his displeasure with one half of the Tag Team champions and puts him back into his place. Cortez reluctantly moves back into his corner and shouts encouragement to his partner. Davis gets to his feet and throws a nasty glare at Cortez, then refocuses on Van Siclen. Sean pulls Mike to his feet and whips him across the ring. Davis attempts a clothesline, but Mike just barely ducks under Sean's huge arm, hits the opposite ropes and leaps into the air, catching Davis with a spinning wheel kick! "What a huge counter by Citizen Van Siclen! Maybe he can finally get out of the ring!" Riley scoffs, "You should know better than that, Spandex Boy! Sean Davis is just as fresh as Cortez! And he's got a nicer BUTT, courtesy of Masked Man.. " Comet dryly responds, "No thanks to Sexual Maskosaurus. Speaking of which.. where is that zany Romanian?" The camera pans around the outside of the ring, where Mask has procured a cowboy hat and is waving it in the air, bucking around on his rubber chicken, as if it were a one ton bull in a rodeo! The fans are loving it! RAAAAAAAHH!! Focusing on the ring now, both Mike Van Siclen and Sean Davis begin to get to their feet. Davis is quicker to stand than the wounded Spectacle, but Mike still manages to stumble toward his corner and the reaching Todd Cortez. Sean reacts quickly, though, and lands a huge clothesline over Mike's back! Davis grabs Van Siclen by the ankle and pulls him back toward the middle of the ring, then moves to tag in Spike Jenkins. "Revolution Zero is doing a superb job of sequestering Mike Van Siclen from his partner, Todd Cortez," mentions Riley. "They are acting as a true tag team. This is a very different animal than what 42nd Street faced in their first match for the Tag Titles," adds Comet. Jenkins steps into the ring and pauses, waiting for Mike Van Siclen to get to his feet on his own accord. Mike unknowningly gets to his feet and steps right into a Spike Jenkins Yakuza kick!! NO! Van Siclen ducks Spike's leg! RAAAAAAAAHH!! "Another near hit for Citizen Van Siclen! He's got to be looking for an out!" cries Comet! Jenkins takes the miss in stride and charges to the ropes, rebounding toward Van Siclen, who holds his neck in pain.. this time connecting with a Yakuza kick! Mike goes down hard onto his upper back, and Jenkins is right on top of Van Siclen for the cover. ONE! TWO! THRE- Todd makes the save!! "Citizen Cortez lands a dropkick to Citizen Jenkins's head!" Spike rolls off of Mike, holding his head and kicking his legs in pain and anger. He shakes the pain off and gets to his feet, immediately shouting at Mr. Roboto to get Todd Cortez under control! Toxxic even leans on the ring apron, shouting at the ref to get it together. Roboto focuses on Cortez, explaining to him that.. well something. Cortez doesn't understand him either. Jenkins drops back down to his knees, and plainly chokes Van Siclen with his bare hands! BOOOOOOOOOO!! SPIKE SUCKS! DA-VIS SUCKS! TOX-XIC SUCKS! Cortez notices the blatant choke and shouts at Mr. Roboto to take action, but the ref focuses on getting Todd back to his corner. Van Siclen struggles against the hold, clawing at Spike's arm, but to no avail. Finally, Cortez sees that his actions are in vain, and steps outside the ring. A shout from Davis warns Spike and he releases the hold as Mr. Roboto turns around. Van Siclen grabs his throat, coughing and gasping for air. Jenkins gets to his feet and throws his arms up to the booing crowd. He pulls off one of his elbow pads and signals for a shotei. "Oh, no he didn't!" says Riley! "I think he did, Bobbo." "Spike Jenkins, that son of a.. he's going to steal Tom Flesher's shotei!" "Citizen Flesher isn't the only superstar to have a shotei.. " As Mike gets to his feet, attempting to regain his senses, Jenkins charges out of the corner, set up to hit Mike with a running shotei. At the last second, Mike ducks under Jenkin's arm! As Spike turns, Mike throws his boot up into Jenkins's gut, doubling him over. Van Siclen grabs Spike into a DDT position, then drops down, slamming Jenkins's face to the mat! "Code Red by Citizen Van Siclen! Both men are down!" Mr. Roboto checks on both men, then begins counting them. ONE! Toxxic starts pounding on the ring apron, trying to rouse Jenkins. TWO! Cortez claps from the Hollywood Boulevard corner, getting the crowd behind him. THREE! Maskosaurus does the Chicken Dance, also wowing the crowd. FOUR! Spike stirs first, rolling over to his stomach.. FIVE! He begins crawling toward the Revolution Zero corner. SIX! Mike Van Siclen twitches and begins to move! SEVEN! The Spectacle sits up and blinks his eyes, looking for his partner. EIGHT! Jenkins reaches toward Davis.. they're just inches apart! NINE! Mike gets to his knees and crawls toward his corner.. just as Jenkins makes the tag!! Davis jumps into the ring and Mike lunges forward, tagging in Cortez!! RRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! "This Oklahoma City crowd is absolutely on their feet behind Citizen Cortez as he charges into the ring!" exclaims Comet! The two fresh wrestlers clash in the middle of the ring, landing blow upon blow over each other's head. Left! Right! Left! Right! Right! Right! Todd takes a speed advantage over Davis and knocks him off kilter. Before Davis can recover, Todd runs back against the ropes, rebounds off and flies at Davis, jumping and landing a flying elbow on the Perfect Storm! As Sean stumbles back from the blow, Todd regains his footing and is met by Spike Jenkins! Spike throws a punch, but Todd ducks and retaliates with a hard right! Cortez grabs Jenkins by the wrist and whips him into the ropes. Spike ricochets and heads back toward Todd, only to be grabbed in a headscissors and given a one way ticket to the mat!! "Hurricanrana by Citizen Cortez! Citizen Jenkins got served!" rants Comet! Indeed he is, and as Todd gets to his feet, he turns to face Davis, and gets knocked back with a blow to the head! Sean grabs Cortez and whips him across the ring. Todd jumps at the last moment, springboarding onto the second rope and twisting over and onto Sean Davis! Cortez jumps back to his feet, screaming with the adrenaline rush! He turns to face Jenkins and ducks a punch from the aspiring Cruiserweight champ. Todd spins Jenkins around by the shoulder, then grabs him up in a over-the-back neckbreaker! "Cereal Killer by Citizen Cortez! He's cleaning house!" Todd gets back to his feet, turning toward Davis. Sean makes his way to his feet, holding his chest. Cortez leaps toward Davis, planting his foot under Sean's chin! Superkick! Davis falls back to the mat, now holding his neck! "Both Revolution Zero members are down! Citizen Van Siclen is beginning to stir in the Hollywood Boulevard corner! The tables are turning, Robert!" Comet exclaims! RAAAAAAAAAH!! The crowd cheers Hollywood Boulevard on as Mike gets to his feet. Todd pumps a fist into the air, and then signals the crowd that the Varsity Blues is coming!! Mr. Roboto can only stay back and try to make heads or tails of things as Todd heads to the corner, setting up. Jenkins stumbles to his feet, shaking his head. Spike faces Mike, gets a kick square in the gut, and then is hit with a sitout jawbreaker! Todd heads toward HSJ for the Varsity Blues finishing superkick, but is sideswiped by Sean Davis! Todd falls back to the mat, joining Spike on his back. Van Siclen stands from his jawbreaker and turns toward Davis, receiving a boot to the stomach! Sean drops a clubbing forearm over Mike's back, then grabs his wrist and whips him across the ring. Mike rebounds and hurdles toward Davis, sliding underneath his legs! Mike gets to his feet quickly, considering his neck pain, and catches Sean Davis as he turns with a huge belly to back piledriver! Or tries to.. "Van Slaminator.. NO!" cries a dismayed Comet! "Can Siclen can't lift Davis!" "His neck is too weak!" Davis turns the hold and grabs Mike up into a Canadian backbreaker. "And now the Perfect Spike!" squeals Riley excitedly! Spike hops toward Van Siclen for the Yakuza kick, but Todd charges into view, clotheslining Jenkins to the mat! RAAAAAAAHH!! Van Siclen worms out of the backbreaker and slides out of Davis's grip. Sean turns around and right into a big Van Siclen forearm. Mike clubs Davis again, then is joined by Todd in Irish whipping Sean Davis into the ropes. Davis rebounds toward Hollywood Boulevard, and is lifted into the air for a double flapjack from the Tag Team champions! Todd and Mike get to their feet, slapping hands in congrats. They both notice Spike getting to his feet again, and Todd motions for Mike to pick up Jenkins in an Electric chair! Van Siclen obliges as Spike stumbles right into him, but Mike grimaces as his neck begins to throb again from the pain. Still, Jenkins gets raised up into the Electric chair, and Todd charges against the ropes. As he bounces off, Toxxic grabs his ankle, tripping up the Urban Legend! Todd turns around and furiously berates the former World champion! The crowd begins to cheer as Masked Man storms into the picture, broadsiding Toxxic with a big clothesline!! "That nefarious Citizen Toxxic just cost Hollywood Boulevard a chance at retaining their title!" Toxxic and Masked Man begin exchanging blows on the outside. In the ring, Sean Davis gets to his feet and charges at Todd, clotheslining him over the top rope, and falling to the outside himself!! They get to their feet and also begin brawling! Mr. Roboto is at the ropes, trying to sort things out. The beautiful black haired Jet slides secretly into the ring, and as Mike Van Siclen turns, Spike still on his shoulders.. .. Jet thrusts her forearm between Mike's legs!! "LOW BLOW! Mr. Roboto! Pay attention, man!" Mike drops to his knees, and Spike also tumbles to the mat. With his tumble, though, Jenkins rolls up Van Siclen, applying all his weight onto Mike's injured neck!! As if Mr. Roboto heard Comet's plea, the referee turns around and notes the pin. He slides to the mat and begins to count! ONE! TWO! "Is Citizen Van Siclen even the legal man?!" asks a bewildered Comet! THREE!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DING! DING! DING!! "Battle Ready" by Otep kicks up over the speakers as Spike rolls out of the ring. Masked Man and Todd slide into the ring, shocked looks on their faces. From the timekeeper's table, Jet steals the Tag Team belts and hands one to Spike. They head around the ring to meet Toxxic, Sean and Marcus as they move up the ramp. Jenkins hands over one of the tag team belts and they raise them up in victory! "And the winner of this match, and new SWF Tag Team Champions! Revolution Zero!!" The camera focuses on Todd, Mike and Masked Man in the ring, all looking very jaded. The commentators voice over. "What a devious ploy by Revolution Zero! They didn't win those Tag Titles! They stole them!" exclaims Comet! "The referee counted the pinfall! One, two, three! Rev0 has finally done it! Look at them gloat!" Fade out.

Gangster.

No one is blaming you, King. Except for Mike. I think you should cut his balls off or something.

You won this battle, Mike. But the war is FAR from over. Wait...shit. You mean the War is over? Damn it.

I agree. And I knew I wasn't the only one that didn't like Killswitch.

Hang Time~!

I just hit a year IL. If I can do it, you can too. Just fight the temptation that all your friends offer.

What the fuck was THAT? Worst. Ending. Ever.

Ok.

If you say so.

Michael Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez? Sounds good to me.

How exactly did I make an ass out of myself? I know that I should keep my mouth shut most of the time, but I found this funny due to the fact that I knew it was Z the whole time and I pissed him off more by not responding in the way he was hoping for.