HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I'm gonna have to no show thanks to computer problems. And don't book me for the next show. God damn computer.

Is that what they call Anal Sex and Bukkake now adays?

I'm gonna post my home movies with me and Amy Craven.

Yes.

Kingage. Two Thumbs Up.

well.. I don't have a girlfriend anyways wait.. maybe that's it.. No, you just smell funny.

We also don't have girlfriends!

What about his feud with Messiah? One of the best feuds of early XPW.

Falls Count Anywhere Match Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen - I like Toxxic, and Manson. But I'll go with Mike because he's the safe pick. Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship "Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston - Ejiro Fasaki. Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship "The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley - DOUBLE DROPKICKS ALL AROUND! Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship Sacred © v. Insane Luchador - Muzza is one tough fuck. Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship WildChild © v. Alan Clark - WC. Please, for the love of God. WC. Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita - I would say Annie, just so Graps can move on. But I can't see Graps writing a losing match. So Graps to write, but Annie to take the belt. Main Event Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship Va'aiga © v. Dace Night - This reminds me too much of DiaB. Bad. Va'aiga, just because we need a stable champion. But Go Dace.

You can only write if you put Spike and Jake over... Which you probably aren't going too.... No writing for you.

I love you.

Lockdown returns from the previous commercial break, as the camera pans around the arena focusing in on certain members of the audience with Pro-Trinity signs, and Anti-Unnamed signs. The Pittsburgh fans, who are known to love their different styles of wrestling, mixed in with intriguing storylines, are on their feet. The fans stand on their feet and cheer, as they do not get the same product they get with SWF in other promotions, thus making the SWF superior. "Welcome Back! To SWF Lockdown!" shouts Cyclone Comet in an eager, excited voice. "You haven't taken your ritalin today, have you Comet?" "Us Superhero's don't need ritalin! We are just generally excited! It's in the gene's!" "Or the twelve cups of coffee you guys drink a day . . . " "That helps, too!" "Up next, folks! The first ever title defense of the USJL Championship!" "Current champion, Citizen Andrew ‘Sacred’ Blackwell unified the SWF United States Championship, and the Unified SJL World Heavyweight Championship and SJL European Championship, to form the hybrid USJL Championship!" "He did this all while beating the snot out of the now-Unnamed member, Landon Maddix at the 2004 SWF Clusterfuck!" "Tonight, will be his first title defense against . . . " "The stupidest leaguer to ever step a foot in the SWF!" cuts off Bobby Riley. "Citizen Spike Jenkins . . . " "This guy CHALLENGED The HVille Thugg! Now, I have heard of stupid leaguers before, but this guy takes the cake!" "We have cake?" "It's a figure of speech, Comet." "So, no cake?" The conversation is cut short, as "Not Today" by Hotwire starts up over the PA system. After several seconds, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins finally walks out from behind the entrance curtain, a hood over his head, and staring at the ground. Some members of the audience cheer, knowing him from his debut at the Clusterfuck, and his attack on Michael Craven, Mike Van Siclen, and his brawl with Dace Night; while others know him from his challenge to the HVille Thugg from Storm, while the rest still has no idea who he is. "The Following Contest is for the USJL Championship . . . " speaks Funyon from the middle of the ring. "...and will be a Triple Impact Match! The rules of the match state that inside this envelope I am holding, will be a wrestling maneuver. The first man to hit that specific move three times in a row, will win the match, and the USJL Championship! First, The Challenger!!" Spike flips the hood off of his head, and starts to make his way down to the ring. Spike looks around the audience, while jumping up and down and spinning, trying to get the crowd excited. Spike charges for the ring, and dives in under the bottom rope. Spike jumps to his feet, and heads for the corner farthest from the Smarktron. "Weighing in at Two Hundred and twenty-five Pounds! Hailing from Hollywood, California! He is 'Hollywood' Spike Jenkins!!!!" Spike leaps up onto the middle rope, and holds his arms high in the air. A mixed reaction is given, as the fans are still not sure who Spike is, or what is game is. Spike pulls his jacket off of his back, and tosses it to a ringside assistant, as . . . ...The picture is hijacked. The vision begins to distort, overrun by static . . . ...Through the PA comes the recognizable voice of Andrew Blackwell. The crowd immediately starts booing, knowing who is on his way out. “There is nothing wrong with your television set.” “Do not attempt to adjust the picture.” Bobby Riley suddenly interjects "Here is the man that has taken the dreams of a younger Leaguer, in Landon Maddix, who wanted to unify the SJL European Championship, SJL World Championship, and the SWF United States title. This man right here, took those dreams, and destroyed them!" “I will control the horizontal.” "There is a lot of potential in Citizen Jenkins! There is a chance that he will take the USJL Title away from Citizen Blackwell's first defense!" “I will control the vertical.” His voice suddenly deepens, sending a chill down the spine of everyone in the arena… “ I am controlling transmission….” The picture returns to normal, as the lights begin to recede, until the arena is bathed in darkness. As it does so, “Tainted” my Lycia begins to play its soft, haunting tune, prompting spot lights at either side of the stage to suddenly switch on, and swing around to point toward the entranceway. "And the Champion!" They illuminate the Sacred One as he walks out to meet his adoring public, Unified Smarks Junior League Championship wrapped around his waist. The crowd hisses at the grizzled old veteran as he walks down the ramp way, the spotlights following him as he does so, as if he were a god. "Weighing in at Two Hundred and sixteen pounds! Hailing from Adelaide, Australia! He is the current reigning, and defending USJL Champion and SWF Hall of Famer!!! He Is Andrew ‘Sacred’ Blackwell!! Funyon exits the ring, as Sacred makes his way up the steel steps, onto the ring apron. Sacred quietly steps through the middle and top rope, entering the ring. Sacred stands in the corner opposite of Spike, as he unstraps the USJL Title from around his waist. Sacred hands the belt to the referee, and stands in the corner, looking over at the young Hollywood Superstar. The referee hands the belt to a worker at ringside, and signals for the bell. *Ding Ding Ding* "It is now time we find out what the special 'Triple Impact Maneuver' is!" The camera focuses in on Funyon, as he rips open the brown envelope, and pulls out a sheet of paper. Both Sacred and Spike stand in the ring, looking on, waiting for the ring announcer. Funyon looks over the sheet of paper, and brings the microphone up to his mouth. "The Triple Impact Maneuver is . . . A SPINNING HEEL KICK!" "A Spinning Heel Kick! Let's get underway!" shouts Comet. Spike turns around . . . BUT IS QUICKLY MET WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM SACRED!!! Spike falls to the mat, stunned from the quick attack from Sacred. "HA HA!" laughs Bobby Riley. "Blackwell out smarted Spike Jenkins! Blackwell is up One to nothing!" ********************************* Triple Impact Match Triple Impact Maneuver: Spinning Heel Kick Andrew "Sacred" Blackwell: One "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins: Zero ********************************* Sacred stands in the corner, waiting for his opponent to get to his feet from the sneak attack. Spike stumbles around on the mat, before pulling himself up to his feet. Spike turns around . . . AS SACRED HITS A SECOND SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! ........ NO! Spike ducks! Sacred over shoots the kick, as Spike ducks underneath. Sacred quickly turns back to Spike, not wanting to lose the momentum, as Spike leaps into the air, and connects with a Standing Enziguri kick to the back of the head! Sacred falls face first to the mat, as Spike lies on the mat, trying to get his head back together from the first spinning heel kick. "Spike may have bought himself some time, but the ring general Sacred put himself up One to nothing! Sacred caught the Leaguer from out of nowhere right off the bat, and now Sacred is just Two Spinning Heel Kicks away from retaining the USJL Championship in his first title defense!" "I'm not the biggest fan of Citizen Blackwell, but he is a veteran. He knows how to use the ring, and when to take advantage of his opponent's mistakes. Of course, that has nothing to do with him cheap shotting Spike Jenkins when Spike wasn't looking!" "Stop crying, Comet." Laughs Bobby Riley. Both men begin to stir on the mat, with Spike getting up to his feet faster then Sacred. Sacred is right behind him . . . *Crack* ...but is caught with an elbow to the jaw. Sacred stumbles backwards, as Spike hits another elbow to the jaw. *Crack* Spike pushes Sacred back into the ropes. Spike grabs Sacred by the wrist, and Irish whips’ him across the ring. Sacred bounces off the opposite ropes, and comes charging back to a ready Spike Jenkins. Spike throws his leg into the air while doing a spin, aiming to tie up the score to One-One with a Spinning Heel Kick, but Sacred ducks underneath. Spike quickly turns around . . . *Smack* "Whooo" ....but is met with a knife-edged chop across the chest. The impact of the chop is powerful enough to knock Spike down to the mat. Spike quickly rolls onto his feet, and charges at a waiting Sacred. Sacred locks his arm around Spike's, and flips him over with a Japanese arm drag! Spike hits the mat, but rolls back onto his feet, as Sacred gets to his as well. Sacred tries to stay on the attack, and charges at Spike, but Spike locks his arm around Sacred's, and flips him over with his own Japanese arm drag! Both quickly jump to their feet, and charge at each other again. They both lock their own arms around each other, and BOTH go for a Japanese arm drag, but end up just dropping down to the mat together, arm in arm! "Both men went for the same move! And neither of them got anywhere!" shouts out Cyclone Comet. Both Spike and Sacred quickly unravel, and jump to their feet. Spike tries to take the opportunity to show off his martial art skills, as he swings a big roundhouse kick at Sacred's head, but Sacred ducks underneath it, causing Spike to spin around. Sacred locks Spike around the waist with a waist lock, and hoists him up into the air, and throwing him backwards with a German suplex! But the cruiserweight, who has been in this position many times before, simply flips over The Sacred One, and lands on his feet. "Great athletic ability by young Spike Jenkins!" comments Comet. Spike wraps his arms around the waist of Mr. Blackwell. Having the same idea as Sacred did moments ago, Spike lifts Sacred up into the air, and throws him backwards, looking for his own German suplex! .... But Spike isn't the only cruiserweight in this match. Sacred easily flips over the cocky WF rookie, and lands on his feet behind the Hollywood Superstar, just like Spike did to him moments ago. "Superb athletic ability from the veteran, Andrew Blackwell!" says Bobby Riley, verbally mocking his commentary partner/super hero. Instead of going for another, easily anticipated German suplex, Sacred drives his knee into the small of the back of Spike Jenkins. With Spike wincing in pain, Sacred wraps his arm around Spike's neck in a reverse front face lock. Sacred grabs the edge of Spike's yellow and black leather shorts, and picks him up, straight into the air . . . "Looks like Sacred is going for an inverted shotgun. Instead of a normal suplex, he is going for it out of the reverse suplex!" says an arrogant Bobby Riley, showing off his wrestling knowledge. Sacred holds Spike up in the air in a reverse suplex position, and gets ready to drop him down in a stunner. But the cocky youngster, straight out of Hollywood, California; wave his legs, and putting all the weight he can on the lower part of his body. The effect of this causes Sacred to lose his balance, and Spike slips out of the suplex, and lands on his feet behind Sacred. "It seems Citizen Blackwell is not the only person who knows his way around the ring, and how to get out of tight spots!" "Of course not! It's not like Spike Jenkins is new to the sport of Professional Wrestling! He has been in the SJL for damn near twelve years!" Instead of continuing the sequence of Suplex, Reversal, Suplex with The Sacred One, Spike pulls out his martial art’s background, as he gives Sacred a quick kick to the left knee. Sacred falls onto his left knee, as he growls in pain. Spike charges into the ropes facing Sacred. Spike bounces off the ropes, and comes charging back at Sacred. Sacred sees the attack coming, just as Spike leaps up onto Blackwell's right knee, and aims for a Shining Wizard!!! ....... But Blackwell ducks it! ........ Spike lands on his foot behind Blackwell, with his leg still en grouped with Sacred's knee . . . ....pulling out his cruiserweight style, Spike leaps backwards over Sacred's head, locking his free leg around Sacred's neck, as Sacred gets to his feet . . . .....and brings Sacred over with a Hurricanrana!!!! "Did you see that?!?!" "Hey . . . WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Cries Bobby Riley. "Citizen Blackwell ducked under the Shining Wizard, but the youngster flipped it back over into a Hurricanrana!" "How..? How did he do that?!?" As Sacred lies on the mat, Spike jumps up to his feet, and spins around, posing for the crowd that is now fully behind he in this match. Spike walks around, stopping at the lower half of Sacred's body. Spike reaches down, grabbing Sacred's right leg, and pulling it up off the ground. While holding Sacred's leg up in the air, Spike starts unleashing several kicks to the back of the knee! "Good strategy here by Citizen Jenkins." "Go on, explain. We all know you want too." Sighs a bored Bobby Riley. "Well, if Mr. Jenkins keeps attacking Sacred's leg, how will Sacred hit a spinning heel kick? He won't be able to lift his leg off the ground, and will also slow down his ability to move. Which gives Spike a better chance of hitting his own spinning heel kick." Spike holds onto Sacred's knee, and pulls Sacred up to one foot. Sacred hops around, as Spike holds one leg in the air, and taunts Blackwell. Spike starts shaking Blackwell's leg, forcing Blackwell to stumble around, until . . . *CRACK* Blackwell leaps into the air, and hits Spike in the back of the head with a big enziguri!! Sacred fell to the mat, followed right behind Spike Jenkins, who lands face first onto the mat. "Great moves! Excellent work by Andrew Blackwell!" Gloats a now happy Bobby. Sacred begins to roll around, as Spike lies on his face, just opening his eyes now from that huge kick. Blackwell climbs to his knees, and grabs the ropes closest to him to help pull himself to his feet. As he does this, Spike begins to stumble up to his feet as well. Spike turns around, and looks over at the barely standing Blackwell. Spike charges full speed at him . . . ...But Blackwell ducks his head down, and backdrops’ Spike over the top rope!!!! ...... But Spike lands on the ring apron!! Sacred turns around, and . . . *CRACK* ...Is met with an elbow to the jaw. Sacred stumbles backwards, as Spike gets a grip on the top rope. Spike pulls back on the top rope, and springboards himself onto it . . . ....but Sacred jumps forward, and pushes Spike off the top rope . . . ....and Spike just narrowly misses the floor, as he just catches the ring apron. Spike gets to a full standing on the ring apron, trying to regain his balance, when Sacred dives forward through the middle and top rope, wrapping his arms around the waist of Spike, as he drives his shoulder into Spike's abdomen, throwing both himself and Spike off the ring apron, and both men crash to the padded floor below!!!! "KAMIKAZE SUPER SPEAR!!!!!!" Shouts out Bobby Riley. "Calm down, Robert! You are a professional!" "Screw you! KAMIKAZE SUPER SPEAR THROUGH THE RING ROPES AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Spike Jenkins is dead!" Spike lays flat out on the floor, as Sacred begins to stir. The first couple of row filled with fans stand on their feet, and begin a "Holy Shit" chant. Sacred, taking the less impact of the two, rolls around, before pulling himself to his feet. Sacred limps over to Spike, reaches down and grabs him by his hair, pulling the youngster to his feet. Sacred pushes Spike up against the ring apron, and rolls him inside the ring, where he soon follows. “Now Sacred has Spike in the ring. Time to finish the job. Two more Spinning Heel Kicks, and Sacred walks out of here with his title.” “I hate to say it, but Citizen Jenkins may be knocked out cold. His head in the ground pretty hard.” In the ring, Sacred pulls himself up to his feet. Sacred grabs Spike by his hair again, and once again dead lifts him off the ground. Sacred holds Spike by the hair, looking into his glazed over eyes . . . before letting go of his hold . . . ...... And spinning around, hitting a Spinning Heel Kick!!! “Ha Ha!” ********************************* Triple Impact Match Triple Impact Maneuver: Spinning Heel Kick Andrew "Sacred" Blackwell: Two "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins: Zero ********************************* “Two down. One more to go!” Laughs Bobby Riley. Spike collapses to the mat, as Sacred stumbles into the ropes, and grabbing at his knee. The crowd breaks out into jeers, as Sacred arrogantly limps back over to Spike. Sacred reaches down, and grabs Spike by his hair again. Sacred lifts Spike off the mat again, and up to his feet. Sacred is able to leave Spike, standing dead on his feet, while Sacred takes a few steps back. Sacred looks over Spike, who is just barely remaining on his feet. Sacred taunts Spike, admiring his beat down on the leaguer. Sacred finally decides to finish the match, and spins around, throwing his leg into the air . . . ........... Sacred with the Spinning Heel Kick!!! ......... No! Spike ducks! Sacred spins around in a complete circle . . . *SMACK* Spike spins around, hitting Sacred with his own Spinning Heel Kick!!! ********************************* Triple Impact Match Triple Impact Maneuver: Spinning Heel Kick Andrew "Sacred" Blackwell: Two "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins: One ********************************* “NO!” “Citizen Jenkins ducked under Sacred’s Spinning Heel Kick and just hit his own! Spike is down by only one now!” Sacred falls to the mat, as does Spike right behind him. “Spike is too worn out to continue the match! End it now! Give Blackwell is title, and let him leave!” “I don’t think that will happen any time soon . . . ” “Don’t you have some bank robbers to stop or something?” The crowd is torn between cheering Spike, and booing Sacred, as both men lay in the middle of the ring. Andrew Blackwell, being the fresher of the two, even after taking the spinning heel kick, rolls over onto his stomach, and rises to his feet. The crowd immediately starts booing, as Sacred gets to his feet, and stumbles over to Spike. Sacred reaches down, and grabs Spike by the hair, dragging the Hollywood Superstar to his feet. Sacred steps back, setting up for the Spinning Heel Kick he missed earlier. “All right! It’s all over now!” Sacred spins around, throwing his leg into the air . . . ........... Sacred with the Spinning Heel Kick!!! ......... No! Spike ducks! Sacred spins around in a complete circle . . . Spike spins around, hitting Sacred with his own Spinning Heel Kick!!! ......... NO! Sacred catches Spike’s leg! Sacred quickly throws Spike’s leg down to the mat, knocking Spike back a bit. Sacred tries to catch Spike with an elbow to the jaw, but Spike quickly ducks under it. Sacred turns around, trying not to lose the momentum, but Spike throws his leg straight into the air, aiming at Sacred’s jaw. “Superkick!” No! Sacred catches Spike’s foot before getting hit with the superkick! Sacred pushes Spike’s leg away, spinning Spike around. Sacred waits for Spike to spin all the way around, as he waits to strike . . . .............. But Spike uses his momentum to complete the spin, and nail Sacred with a Spinning Heel Kick!!!! “I don’t believe it!” Yells Robert. ********************************* Triple Impact Match Triple Impact Maneuver: Spinning Heel Kick Andrew "Sacred" Blackwell: Two "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins: Two ********************************* “It’s tied! Citizen Jenkins tied the Triple Impact Match at Two a piece!” "I don't believe this! Sacred at the match won! How did that Leaguer tie it up?" "Citizen Jenkins was the underdog going into this match! And he was the underdog during the whole match! Andrew Blackwell was up Two to nothing, but got cocky, and Spike was able to pull through to tie the match! The next person to hit a Spinning Heel Kick will walk out of Pittsburgh the USJL Champion!” Back in the ring, both men finally get some breathing time, and start to get to their feet. They both make it up at the same time, as the crowd starts a “Holl E Wood! Holl E Wood!” chant going, followed with a “Sacred Sucks!” chant. Spike and Sacred take a second to look at each other, before unleashing a pair of elbows at each other’s heads. *CRACK* *CRACK* Both men stumble around, but Sacred comes back with a second elbow to Spike’s head. *CRACK* The last elbow is enough to knock Spike backwards into the ropes. Blackwell grabs Spike by the wrist, and Irish whips’ him across the ring into the opposite ropes . . . but Spike is able to reverse it, and sends Sacred into the opposite ropes. Sacred bounces into the ropes, and comes charging back toward Spike. Spike ducks his head down, looking for a back body drop, but Sacred sees it coming, and lifts his boot, connecting it with Spike’s face. Spike stumbles back from the kick, as Sacred takes the opportunity to end the match and spins around, throwing his leg into the air . . . ........... Sacred with the Spinning Heel Kick!!! ......... No! Spike ducks! Sacred spins around in a complete circle . . . *SMACK* Spike spins around, hitting Sacred with his own Spinning Heel Kick!!! ........ NO! Sacred ducks! Spike spins around, trying not to lose control . . . *SMACK* Sacred hits his own Spinning Heel Kick!!!! ......... NO! Spike lifted his elbows up, and blocked it!!! Sacred grabs at his knee in pain, as Spike wraps his arm around Sacred’s head, and goes for The Bad Beat!!! “Citizen Jenkins is going to hit his finisher, The Bad Beat!” But before he can, Sacred pushes Spike into the ropes. Spike bounces into the ropes, and comes charging back at Sacred, who is ready for him, with A... SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!! ........ NO!! SPIKE DUCKS!!! Sacred turns around . . . ....... SUPERKICK BY SPIKE!!! NO!!! SACRED CATCHES THE FOOT!!! SACRED SPINS SPIKE AROUND!!! ........ Spike, once again, goes for the Spinning Heel Kick!!! ........ But Sacred ducks it!!! ......... Spike spins around, and meets Sacred face to face . . . ...as Sacred goes for a Spinning Heel Kick!!! *CRACK* ...... NO!! Spike ducks it!!! Sacred spins around . . . *CRACK* SPIKE HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!! “NO!!!” *Ding Ding Ding* “I Don’t Believe It!” Shouts an irate Bobby Riley! ********************************* Triple Impact Match Triple Impact Maneuver: Spinning Heel Kick Andrew "Sacred" Blackwell: Two "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins: Three ********************************* “Spike Jenkins has won the USJL Championship in his One on One SWF Debut!!” “Sacred lost the USJL Championship in his first title defense . . . TO A LEAGUER! AHH!” Cries Riley. The fans are on their feet cheering, thanks a lot to the close encounter toward the end. Spike gets on his knees in the middle of the ring, as the referee brings the USJL title over to Spike. The referee hands it to Spike, as he unfolds it, and gives it a hug. “There is a proud champion, right there.” “Don’t rub it in, Comet.” Spike gets to his feet, and walks over to the corner. Spike pulls himself up onto the middle rope, and holds the belt into the air, over his head. Cameras’ flash around the arena, as Spike hops down, and steps through the middle and top rope, down to the floor. Spike throws the title belt over his shoulder, as he makes his way to the back, with “Not Today” still playing over the loud speaker. “Fans, one title has changed hands tonight, as ‘Hollywood’ Spike Jenkins defeated Andrew ‘Sacred’ Blackwell for the USJL Championship. Will the same happen later tonight, as the new SWF Light Heavyweight Champion, Wildchild, makes his first title defense against Landon Maddix of The Unnamed? And in the main event, SWF Hardcore Champion, John Duran, goes one on one against the stable mate of the man he defeated for the title, Dace Night, with a special referee, number one contender and former member of The Unnamed, Charlie ‘Grappler’ Matthews!” “Tonight is only going to get worse, and worse. I feel it . . . ” “For you, maybe. Fans, we’ll be right back!” The screen fades away as SWF Lockdown heads to a commercial break.

It sucks because I always thought Nick was the talented one.

Lamont is a wrestler?

I can live with that.

Why the hell is he making fun of Eddy? Is this the same Brock Lesnar that destroyed The Rock, murdered Taker in a Hell in a Cell, and F-5'd Big Show with injured ribs?

That Brock Lesnar is a real monster. Eddy should fear for his life. ......... Why is Brock being booked like this?

He left?

17? ..... I was in the JL for a few months before Thor..... Fuck, I'm old. Spike "Not really old, but is just saying that to sound cool.....Why am I writing like this anyway?" Jenkins

Zach Gowen was released? I'm more upset over Kanyon then the other two.

It's really good that Kleinrock is involved. XPW DVD's are at just about every DVD/Music store around here, so ME NEEDS ROH AND CZW!

Post it here some how. I don't use Kazaa.

Nobody has ever seen a Thoth booked SJL card, have they?

Ahh Crap.