HollywoodSpikeJenkins

*Yakuza Kicks Elk and Choko* I rule you, Flik.

Hahahahaha.

I saw Bobby Quance/Puma vs. The Bulldogs on MLW Underground last week, and from what I saw, he impressed me. No idea about Perez though.

MLW is pushing towards a Hart/Corino match, I believe. An Angry Samoa Joe IS an Angry Bear.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Rando = so eliminating you.

I never watched the show....but if that's the final episode, I'm gonna have to pick up the DVD set. That is just, awesome.

Wait.... Jack Evans and Teddy Hart, tried to get into a fight.....with Samoa Joe? Those Canadian's aren't the smartest bunch, are they?

Smarks Board Name: HollywoodSpikeJenkins Wrestlers Name: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Height: 6'1 Weight: 225 Hometown: Hollywood, California Age: 22 Face/Heel: Face Stable: None. Tag Partner: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): None Quote: "Hollywood = Ratings." Looks: Caucasian. Medium build. Has dirty blonde hair, with red and black highlighters through it. Wears yellow and black shorts that reach the edge of his boots when wrestling. Has his wrist and hands wrapped in black tape. Wears shin high black boots, and a hooded sleeveless jacket to the ring. Looks wise, it's a mix between AJ Styles, CM Punk, and Jimmy Rave. Ring Entrance: (The lights dim down, while a multitude of light blue lights begin flashing from the entrance stage, as "Not Today" by Hotwire starts up. After a few seconds, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins walks out from the backstage area and stops at the entrance ramp, the hood of his jacket covering his head, while he stares at the ground, allowing the crowd time to cheer. White pyro explodes from both sides of Spike, as Spike starts hopping around, getting warmed up. Spike makes his way through the pyro, and starts his journey to the ring. Spike makes his way to the ring, and climbs up onto the ring apron, and steeping through the ring ropes into the ring, and the second he steps into the ring, Spike pulls back the hood over his head, and holds his arms out, doing a little spin. Spike pulls the jacket off and tosses it ringside, and waits in his corner for the match to begin.) Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 Speed: 4 Vitality: 5 Charisma: 6 Style: A bit of everything. Uses hard hitting chops and kicks, and innovative maneuvers to wear down opponent. Signature moves: 1. Mid-Rope Neckbreaker (HSJ stands on middle rope in corner, HSJ leaps off ropes, catches opponent in a neckbreaker) 2. Shining Wizard 3. Yakuza Kick 4. Rolling Lariat 5. Roll the Joint (Roll the Dice/Test Drive - sets up the Silver Lining) 6. Wild Bomb (Chris Benoit's powerbomb - Only used on smaller opponents - Not as Powerful as Danny William's though) 7. Tidal Wave (Opponent is in corner, HSJ does a handspring, into a double jump kick to the face.) 8. Dangerous Wizard (Shining wizard but with a kick to the back of the head instead of a knee) 9. Sitout Swinging Neckbreaker 10. Magnum Driver (Sitout Pumphandle Driver) Common moves: 1. Standing Enzuguri 2. Various Strike Attacks (Knee's, Elbows, Kicks, Chops) 3. Low Ki's 2 Kick Combo + Knock Out Kick to Face 4. Fujiwara Armbar 5. Various Suplex's (German Suplex, Belly to Back, and others. Nothing serious like Dragon, or Tiger Suplex's) 6. Phantom Neckbreaker (Running Neckbreaker.) 7. The Last Dance (Superkick) 8. STO 9. 420 Legdrop (Spinning Legdrop) 10. The Smoke Out (Walls of Jericho/Elevated Boston Crab) Rare moves: 1. Defying the System - Styles Clash 2. I Just Broke Your Neck - Opponent is put in a powerbomb position, but with his arms double underhooked (Tiger Driver), then gets flipped up, but HSJ turns to his side in mid-air, having his opponent in a reverse DVD position, and drops them down in a Burning Hammer. Very Rare. 3. The Ratings Grabber - Five Star Frog Splash 4. The Highlighter - Rock Bottom Finishers: 1. The Reckoning - Double Underhook Piledriver 2. The Bad Beat - RKO/Running Diamond Cutter 3. The Silver Lining - Dragon Clutch

Jackie has bit tits.

Cut his throat. I'm calling for the kid's blood.

I wish I put more time into this match, but Todd deserved the win with the excellent build up to the match. Meh, we can't win them all. Then there is me. Who can't win at all. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (SJL Metal: The Final Chapter, returns from one of it's last ever commercial breaks, as the fans in the arena are wild. They are all wearing their favorite SJL and SWF competitors merchandise, waving many signs Many of these signs are for SJL Superstars, but a few of them happen to say "Thank You, JL" and "RIP JL", et cetera. As a video montage of the SJL's history ends, the crowd starts cheering, as the camera cuts down to Annie Ecletric, Ejiro Fasaki, and Judge Mental!) Annie: Welcome back to SJL Metal! The final Metal we will ever have! Ejiro: Stop sounding so happy! We are out of jobs now! Annie: Yeah, Ejiro. You're right..... Judge: Well, I still wrestle for the SWF! Ejiro: ........ Annie: ........ Judge: Yeah.... Annie: ANYWAY! Up next, will be one for the ages! "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Todd Royal will meet one last time in an SJL ring, as they will end this feud of there's, once and for all! Ejiro: Inside a Fifteen foot high, Steel Cage! Annie: Judge, would you like to explain to the fans at home how this whole feud originated, while the ring crew sets the cage up? Judge: Sure, thing. Ejiro: Why can't I do it? Annie: Because Judge is doing it. Judge: A few months back, Todd Royal was the reigning SJL World Heavyweight Champion, currently feuding with Alan Clark. Before going into his title match with Alan Clark, SJL Commissioner Chris Raynor, decided to give Todd a warm up match. And the man he chose was one, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins! Todd had no worries about the match.... Ejiro: Due to Spike sucking. Judge: Very nicely put. Ejiro: Thank you. Judge: Anyway, Spike wasn't considered a major threat to Todd or the SJL World Heavyweight Champion, so the stakes were raised higher as it was now a No Disqualification match. The title wasn't on the line, though. But anyway, during the match, Todd Royal had the advantage after a long battle, and was locking Spike in the Wrath of Todd. But out from the back comes Alan Clark, who distracts Todd long enough for Spike to get to his feet, hit a roundhouse kick, and lock in a modified Dragon Choker for the tap out victory over Todd! Ejiro: It was a fluke! Annie: How is a submission victory a fluke? Ejiro: Alan Clark distracted him! That's how! Judge: Fast forward, and Todd Royal loses the SJL World Heavyweight Championship to our current champion, Alan Clark. After wards, we go on our Christmas vacation, and come back, as Spike and Todd are once again in a match with each other.....AS PARTNERS! That's right, Todd and Spike were team mates, taking on The Ghost of Sean Casey and Jake Helmsley. And they also did a very good job as a team! They even won the match! Ejiro: Then.... Judge: Then....Todd nailed Spike with Jake's pipe, and proclaiming victory over the fallen Spike. Judge: THEN what happens? Judge: Then, Chris Raynor books another singles match, with Todd coming out victorious with The Chaos Theory, made famous by British Independent Wrestler, Doug Williams. Ejiro: THEN.... Judge: On the very last episode of Wrath, both Spike and Todd were in the 6 man elimination match, where it came down to the very wire, as Spike and Todd were the last men left. With the help of Landon Maddix and Megan Skye, Todd was able to spit the gum in Spike's face, and walk out victorious! Ejiro: That is why Todd is the greatest wrestler in the SJL today! Annie: He had to have interference from his lackey's to beat Spike! Ejiro: And he did beat Spike! So there! Annie: Spike and Todd have faced each other twice in single's matches, with Spike coming up with one victory via submission, and Todd coming up with the other victory, with a pinfall. Tonight, is the tie breaker, as the SJL merges with the SWF, which one of these men will come out with Two Victories, over the other man's One? Ejiro: Todd. Annie: We'll have to see about that. Ejiro: No, we don't. It's going to be Todd. Annie: Shut up, Ejiro. Judge: The cage is all set up, as Funyon grabs the microphone, and we are ready to start this match! (The camera catches the cage as it's fully connected, as Funyon is heard at ringside.) Funyon: Ladies and Gentleman, the falling match will be one fall, and will be inside a Fifteen Foot High, STEEL CAGE!!! (The crowd cheers at the brutality that is going to come with the cage, as Funyon continues.) Funyon: First, making his way to the ring.... (The lights in the arena dim down, as "Not Today" by Hotwire starts up, causing the fans to get on their feet, and start cheering. After a few seconds, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins makes his way out from behind the entrance curtain, to a monstrous pop. Spike stands on the top of the ramp, with the hood of his sleeveless jacket covering his head. Spike stares at the ground, before looking around the arena, at all the fans.) Funyon: Making his way to the ring! Weighing in at Two Hundred, and Twenty-Five Pounds! Hailing from Hollywood, CALIFORNIA!! Here is, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins!!!!!! (Spike flips the hood off of his head, and starts jumping around, and screaming at the crowd to get up. Spike starts to make his way down the ramp, as he pulls the jacket off, and tosses it to the side. Spike quietly walks down the ramp, staring at the cage the whole time.) Annie: Spike is looking over the cage, trying to study it. Judge: Many men’s career’s have been cut short due to this type of match. If Spike or Todd aren’t careful, they can be seriously hurt. Annie: I think Spike is out here just to hurt Todd! (Spike walks around the side of the ring, as referee Anthony Michael Hall opens the cage door, allowing Spike entry into the cage. Spike enters the ring, and looks around the cage with a little worried look on his face. Spike walks around, shaking the cage to make sure everything is tight and where it should be.) Funyon: AND HIS OPPONENT!!! (As the lights die down, a dozen of small flames appear around the stage area, illuminating the faces of two complete church choirs, each softly singing a chorus of praise. As a soft white light falls from the roof of the arena, a huge stained-glass portrait of Todd Royal is visible over the entrance way. The crowd erupts in jeers as the choirs die out, replaced by strobe lights and the sounds of Motley Crue's "Livewire".) Funyon: Accompanied to the ring by Megan Skye, and weighing in at Two Hundred and Twenty Pounds! Hailing from San Diego, California…HE IS TODD ROYAL!!! (Boos drown out the announcement as the curtain parts and Megan Skye steps through. Wearing a black and blue mini-skirt outfit, Skye flashes a condescending grin at the jeering crowd before pulling away the curtain to reveal Todd Royal, with "TODD DAMN" emblazoned on his vest. Todd walks an arrogant walk down to the ring, followed behind Megan. Todd stops, looking through the cage at Spike. Spike stares right back, and tells him to enter the ring. Todd walks around the ring side area, as Anthony Michael Hall opens the door for him. Todd calmly walks up the steel steps, and steps through the middle and top rope into the ring. Todd walks towards the center of the ring, as Spike goes to meet him. They both hit each other chest on, and start talking trash to each other, as Anthony Michael Hall locks the door, and signals for the bell.) *Ding Ding Ding* Judge: AND IT’S ON! Annie: It’s time we find out who the better man is! Ejiro: It’s Todd. Annie: Shut up, you tool! (Both man stand in the ring, talking trash to one another right to each other’s faces. The crowd starts eating it up, chanting “Go Holly....Go Holly” and “Todd Sucks....Todd Sucks”. They continue yelling at each other, until Todd makes the first move, and hits a vicious slap across of Spike’s face. Spike back steps, holding his face, as the crowd boo’s at the cocky Todd. Todd continues shouting at Spike, mocking him, when Spike jumps back towards Todd, and his Todd with his own slap across the face! Todd stumbles backwards, holding his face, as the crowd starts cheering wildly for Hollywood. Holly shouts at Todd to bring it, and Todd does......with another slap across the face!! Spike grabs his face and backs up into the ropes, with Todd holding his arms out in victory. The arena fills with boo’s, as Spike charges at Todd, diving at him at the waist, and driving him to the mat with a spear! Everyone in the arena starts cheering, as Spike gets on one knee, and starts unleashing punch after punch to Todd’s head. Right hand after right hand, with each one the crowd gets louder and louder.) Annie: A slap contest, which seems to been have won by Todd, is ended abruptly with Spike spearing Todd out of his boots and unloading right hands on him! Ejiro: That’s not right! He hit Todd when Todd wasn’t expecting it! They were only suppose to slap each other! Annie: That must suck for Todd. (Spike quickly jumps to his feet, and pulls Todd up with him. Spike grabs Todd by the wrist, and Irish whips him across the ring into the ropes. Todd hits the ropes and bounces back, as Spike leaps into the air, and connects with a standing leg lariat, nailing Todd across the face, and knocking him to the mat! Spike, not even wasting time, jumps back on top of Todd, and unleashes some more right hands to Todd’s head.) Judge: Spike with a leg lariat, knocking Todd back down to the mat. Annie: And Spike unleashes punch after punch! Ejiro: This isn’t fair! Todd hasn’t had time to get up! Annie: Spike isn’t out here to play fair. He is out here to get revenge on Todd! Ejiro: Well, that isn’t fair! (Spike lets go of Todd, and quickly gets to his feet. Spike jumps into the air, and rotates a hundred and eighty degree’s, dropping down with a leg drop onto Todd’s chest.) Judge: 420 Legdrop by Spike! (Instead of going for the cover, Spike gets back up to his feet. He looks around the arena, and points to the cage, as everyone starts cheering. Spike reaches down, and grabs Todd by the hair, pulling him to his feet.) Ejiro: NO! DON’T DO IT! Annie: He’s going to do it! (Spike holds Todd by the hair, as he drags him across the ring, and launches Todd......HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!!) Ejiro: NO! Annie: So cool! Ejiro: No, it is not cool! (Todd bounces head first off the cage, and stumbles around a bit, as Spike grabs him by his hair again. Spike drags Todd to the opposite side of the ring, and launches Todd HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE AGAIN!!!!) Ejiro: NOT AGAIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (Todd hits the cage head first, and bounces backwards into the ring. Todd stumbles around on his feet, before turning to Spike, who leaps into the air, and connects with a kick to the back of Todd’s head, knocking Todd inside out!!) Annie: Standing Enzuguri by Spike! Spike’s going for the cover! (Spike jumps on Todd, and hooks the leg, as Anthony Michael Hall dives to the mat.) ONE....! TWO.....!! THR....NO! (Todd gets a shoulder up at the last second!) Ejiro: Yes! Using the cage is not going to keep Todd down! Todd isn’t going to his lose his final match in the SJL! (Spike pulls himself up to his feet, and lifts Todd with him. Holly locks Todd in a front face lock, and wraps Todd’s arm around his neck. Spike grabs Todd’s tights, and falls backwards, flipping Todd over with a snap suplex! Spike floats over onto Todd’s chest for the pin.) One.....! Tw....KICKOUT! Judge: Todd Royal kicking out at One, from Spike’s snap suplex! Ejiro: That’s my boy! Annie: Ejiro, Todd may have kicked out now, but Spike has been in control the whole match. He is bound to wear Ejiro down, sooner or later. And the fact that this match is in a cage, doesn’t give Todd a whole lot of options to run away. Ejiro: You may be right about the no room to run away, but who said Todd was going to run away in the first place? Todd beat Spike in the middle of the ring, One, Two, Three, without cheating, and he plans on doing it again! (Spike gets up to his feet, and walks around the ring, catching his breath and waiting for Todd to get up. Todd rolls around on the mat, before starting to get up, using his knees to lift himself up. Todd stands on his knees, as Spike zero’s in on his target. Spike walks up to Todd, and.... *CRACK* unleashes a quick kick to the chest, as the crowd groans in pain. Spike backs up, resetting himself, as he goes back in and..... *CRACK* ANOTHER kick to the chest. Todd holds his bright red chest in pain, as the crowd cheers for the final kick to the head.) Ejiro: Did you see those kicks? Dear God! HE SHOULD NOT BE HITTING PEOPLE THAT HARD!! Annie: This is pro wrestling.....they get hit for a living.... (Spike backs up, waiting for Todd to regain his composure. Todd looks up, as Spike steps back into place, ready to take Todd’s head off. Spike goes in for the kill, but before he can release the final kick, Todd throws his hand out, wanting to SHAKE SPIKE’S HAND IN A PEACE OFFERING!) Ejiro: All right! Let’s end the match with a draw! It’s clear Spike can’t beat Todd, so he better take the best he can get, and agree to a draw with Todd! Annie: That’s a joke, right? Ejiro: No joke about it. Annie: Last time Todd tried to shake Spike’s hand....well....Spike kicked him in the head. Ejiro: All Todd want’s to do is give Spike a break, and end the match in a draw! (Holly looks at Todd’s hand, and looks around at the crowd, who start booing. Spike turns back to Todd, and stares him straight in the eyes.......before kicking Todd’s hand. Todd grabs his hand in pain, as Spike spins around, and goes for the kick to the head.......but Todd see’s it coming, and ducks down. Spike spins around, as Todd dives at him, and hits a desperation low blow! Spike grabs at his groin, and falls face first to the mat, as Todd tries shaking some feeling into his hand.) Ejiro: YES! Todd saw it coming, and countered it! Todd Damn! Praise Todd! Annie: For the first time in his life, Todd actually countered Spike kicking him in the head. Good Job! Ejiro: Stop mocking the Former SJL World Heavyweight Champion! Annie: Spike is a former SJL World Heavyweight Champion as well! Ejiro: For like, ten seconds! (Todd looks around the ring, as Megan screams at him from outside the cage. Todd turns towards her, and starts crawling towards the cage door.) Annie: What is he doing? Ejiro: He is getting out of the cage, obviously. Annie: But the whole point of the cage being there is to keep him in! Ejiro: Todd doesn’t need to follow anybody’s rules. (Todd reaches the cage door, as Megan runs around the ring. Megan grabs onto the lock, and pulls it open, swinging the cage door for her man. Todd slides out from in between the middle and bottom rope, falling to the mat in pain, with his chest still bright red. On the inside of the ring, Spike gets up to his feet, holding his groin. Spike turns, and notices Todd not in the ring, and the cage door open. Spike walks towards the door, and steps through the middle and top rope, jumping to the floor.) Judge: Spike is out of the cage, following right behind Todd! (Todd gets to his feet, and turns around just in time for a...... *SLAP* overhead chop straight to the chest! Todd grabs his chest in pain, but also to retaliate, throws a quick chop at Spike’s chest...... *SLAP* but it barely dents Spike, as Todd realizes he hit Spike with the hand Spike kicked. Todd shakes his hand in pain, as Spike lifts his arm up once more, and.... *SLAP* another overhead chop, that echo’s through the arena. Todd throws an elbow into the side of Spike’s face, temporarily stunning him, but Spike quickly snaps out of it, and on an adrenaline rush lifts his arm up again, and.... *SLAP* another overhead chop to Todd’s chest. Todd holds his bright red chest, and in a daze of confusion, throws a knee up into Spike’s ribs. Spike stumbles back, as Todd runs into the cage. Todd, trying to get as far away from Spike, begins to climb the cage!) Judge: Well, Spike just tried to rip Todd’s chest apart with those chops, but now Todd is trying to get the hell away! Annie: Todd is a coward! Ejiro: Todd isn’t a coward! He just wants to follow the rules and bring the match back into the cage! Annie: WHAT? TODD IS THE ONE THAT LEFT THE CAGE FIRST! Ejiro: He needed a breather. It’s in the rule books of cage matches. Annie: There is a rule book? Ejiro: Yeah....and it also says Spike cheated, so Todd should be the winner! Annie: How did Spike cheat? Ejiro: He left the cage to attack to Todd! That’s against the rule book, and either results in a disqualification, or a two minute penalty.... Annie: What...? Ejiro: Wait....am I reading a hockey rule book? Annie: ...... Judge: And Spike is chasing Todd up the cage! (As Judge said, Spike is now climbing up the cage, catching up to Todd. Todd nearly reaches the top, but Spike grabs him by the ankles! Spike pulls Todd back down to where Spike is standing on the cage. Spike uses one arm to hold onto the cage, and his free arm to elbow Todd in the face. Todd stumbles back, but holds onto the cage, as Spike hits him with another elbow to the face. Todd, getting really woozy now, lets go of the cage with one arm, and one leg, and motions falling off the cage, which the crowd start cheering, and chanting “Fall....Fall....Fall!”) Ejiro: THESE BLOOD THIRSTY SONS OF BIT... Annie: Watch it! Ejiro: They just want to see Todd fall off the cage! (Todd hangs off the cage, but gets his composure back. Spike wraps an arm around Todd’s neck, and wraps his free leg around Todd’s leg...........and pulls BACKWARDS AS THEY BOTH COME FALLING OFF THE CAGE DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!) EJIRO: OH MY GOD!!!!!! ANNIE: JESUS CHRIST!!!! JUDGE: RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF THE CAGE!!!! THEY ARE DEAD! THEY ARE NOT GETTING UP! (Spike and Todd lay on the floor, motionless, as the crowd around them chant “Holy Shit!...Holy Shit!....Holy Shit!” Megan runs over to where Todd is, and starts screaming her lungs out, not sure what to do, as both Todd and Spike lay side by side with each other on the floor.) Annie: THAT! WAS! SICK! Ejiro: They both can be dead, right now! Jesus Mother of God! Annie: Spike is insane! Judge: It’s his last SJL match! He wants to put on something people will remember! And that was it! Ejiro: I can’t believe he did that! Annie: I’m.....I’m speechless. Judge: The whole arena is, except for those chanting that good ol’ECW phrase. Annie: Let’s see the replay of that! Replay: (Spike wraps an arm around Todd’s neck, and wraps his free leg around Todd’s leg...........and pulls BACKWARDS AS THEY BOTH COME FALLING OFF THE CAGE DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!) Replay in Slow Motion: (Spike wraps an arm around Todd’s neck, and wraps his free leg around Todd’s leg...........and pulls BACKWARDS AS THEY BOTH COME FALLING OFF THE CAGE DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!!!!!!!!! Fans in the arena start jumping up and down as Spike and Todd are in mid-air, with flashes going off around the whole arena, as Spike and Todd fly through the air.) End Replay (After a couple of minutes of lying on the ground, Holly finally starts to move! The crowd goes insane, and starts up another “Hollywood....Hollywood...Hollywood” chant. Megan watches as Spike struggles to his feet, and tries to do something about it. She runs back towards the announcers table, and scratches as Funyon’s eyes, knocking him to the floor. Megan grabs the steel chair, finding out how heavy it is for the first time, and folding it up. Megan drags the chair over to where Spike is, and lifts it above her head as Spike gets to his feet.............. BUT THE CHAIR DROPS BACKWARDS, AS IT’S TOO HEAVY FOR HER TO LIFT!) Annie: She’s kind of weak, but nice legs... Ejiro: ...... (Spike looks at Megan, as she starts begging for her life. Megan tries to turn and run away, but Spike grabs her by her hair, and WHIPS her over into the guard rail!! Megan yelps out in pain, as she lies on the floor, with the crowd around her yelling stuff at her. Spike turns back to get Todd..... *CRACK* TODD BLASTS HOLLYWOOD WITH THE CHAIR!!! SPIKE FALLS STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR, AS TODD COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!!) Ejiro: YES! WICKED CHAIR SHOT! Annie: Spike is busted open from that one! Ejiro: You’re damn right he is! BLEED SPIKE! BLEED FOR YOUR JL FANS THAT YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN! BLEED FOR TODD ROYAL! BLEED! Annie: Ejiro, one word. Decaff. Ejiro: Don’t tell me how to drink my coffee! (Todd struggles up to his feet, and yells at the referee to open the cage down. Anthony Michael Hall reluctantly obliges, as he unhooks the lock, and swings open the door. Todd walks up to the door, and slides the chair into the ring. Todd turns back towards Spike, reaches down, grabbing him by his hair, and pulling him up to his feet. Todd drags the bleeding Spike towards the cage door, and slides Spike back into the ring, under the bottom rope. Todd climbs up onto the ring apron, and steps into the ring as well, followed by Anthony Michael Hall who locks the cage door behind him.) Annie: About time we got this back in the ring! Ejiro: It would of been back in the ring if Spike didn’t try to commit homicide/suicide with that Russian LEG SWEEP off the cage! Judge: Todd with the cover! (Todd, with a cocky grin on his face, cover’s Spike for the pin.) One....! Two.....! Two ½......! Two 3/4........! THREE....!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SPIKE KICKS OUT!! SPIKE KICKS OUT!!! Ejiro: NOOOOO! Annie: I don’t believe it! Ejiro: HOW COULD HE KICK OUT??? THAT CHAIR SHOT BUSTED HIS SKULL WIDE OPEN! THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER HIS FACE!!! HOW DID HE KICK OUT???? Annie: Spike refuses to stay down! His heart just won’t let him! (Todd looks at the referee, and starts screaming at him. Todd gets up, and shoves the referee back into the corner, as he looks at Spike with disbelief. Todd reaches down, and grabs the steel chair, and stands back in the corner, waiting for Spike to get to his feet. Spike begins to roll around, and after half a minute or so, Spike finally stumbles to his feet. Spike turns towards Todd, who charges out of the corner, and..... *CRACK* Todd cracks the chair over Spike’s skull again, as blood splatters half way across the ring, and opening the cut on Spike’s head even more!!!) Ejiro: He ain’t getting up! Annie: You may be right about that, Ejiro! Todd just destroyed Spike with that chair! (Todd tosses the chair to the mat in frustration, and turns back towards Spike. Todd drops down to the mat, and hooks Spike’s leg, to make sure he doesn’t kick out this time.) One....! Two.....! Two ½......! Two 3/4........! THREE....!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Spike gets a shoulder up!!!!!!! The crowd lets out a sigh of relief, and start cheering again, as Spike still has some left in him!) Ejiro: This isn’t happening......It can’t be happening.... Annie: It’s happening! Judge: “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins has kicked out of a second chair shot from Todd Royal! These two are putting on a show for us tonight, on the last ever SJL Metal! Ejiro: Spike is bleeding out of his ass right now! His brains are splattered all over the mat! HOW DID HE KICK OUT?? Annie: He REFUSES to give up on his last night in the SJL! He spent over a year and half here, and he will not go out without a fight! Ejiro: But he gave a fight. Now it’s time for him to lose! (Todd gets to a standing position, and starts jumping around in anger, at how Spike can kick out. Todd walks over, and reaches down, grabbing the chair that he just dented with Spike Jenkins’ skull. Todd walks back into the corner, and patiently waits for Spike to get to his feet. After a couple of seconds, Spike starts to move around, trying to get himself to his feet. After a struggle, Spike finally pulls himself up to his feet, and turns towards Todd, who charges out of the corner, and.... *CRACK* SPIKE SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR INTO TODD’S FACE!!!) Ejiro: NOOOOOO! Judge: The Last Dance into the Steel Chair!!!! Todd’s out cold! Annie: Make the cover, Spike! Make the cover! Ejiro: He lost too much blood! Those shots to the head have knocked him loopy! He can’t make the cover! (Both Spike and Todd lay nearly out cold on the mat. The camera closes in on a shot of Spike’s face, as he is wearing the dark Crimson Mask. The camera cuts over to Todd, who is not busted open, as The Last Dance into the chair has opened a cut above Todd’s eyebrow. On the outside of the ring, Megan is slowly waking up from being tossed around by Spike, as she uses the cage to help her to her feet.) Annie: Whoever makes it to their feet first, will have the advantage! Ejiro: Hey! Thank’s a lot, Miss. Sherlock Holmes! Annie: I hate you so much. Ejiro: But I know you love me. Annie: ........ Judge: Why do you guys do this all the time? (In the ring, movement is finally starting, as Spike begins rolling over onto his stomach. Slowly, but surely, Spike starts to make his way to his feet. The crowd starts a loud “Let’s Go Hollywood, Let’s Go” chant, as Spike struggles up. Spike finally gets to his feet, as Todd slowly turns onto his stomach, and gets to his knees. Spike reaches down, and picks up the now blood splattered, dented chair.) Ejiro: Look out Todd! Spike is going to use that chair against you! (On the outside of the ring, Megan Skye sees what Spike is planning to do, and she quickly unlocks the cage door, and slides in. Megan gets to her feet, and charges at Spike......... BUT SPIKE SWINGS THE CHAIR FULL FORCE, CRACKING IT OVER MEGAN’S SKULL!!!!!!! THE CROWD FREEZES IN AWE, BUT THEN START A “HOLY SHIT” CHANT, AS MEGAN SKYE LIES ON THE MAT, KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!) Ejiro: HE CAN’T HIT HER LIKE THAT! SHE ISN’T A WRESTLER! SHE’S ONLY A MANAGER!!! NOT TO MENTION A WOMEN!!! THAT IS SICK AND DISGUSTING!!! Annie: Wow.... Judge: And Spike just knocked a home run using the steel chair as a bat, and Megan Skye’s head as a baseball. (Spike turns his attention back to Todd, as he lifts the chair over head, ready to swing, but Todd quickly hits a kick straight to Spike’s groin!!!) Annie: Low blow! (Spike drops the chair, as he kneels over, holding his groin. Todd gives a cocky smirk, and taunts Spike, as he lifts the chair off the ground, and lifts it over head...... ............. ............. BUT SPIKE LOW BLOWS TODD!!! Ejiro: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!? Annie: Spike evens the playing field with Todd and hits his own Low Blow!!! (Todd drops the chair, as now both men are folded over. Todd is the first to lose his balance, and falls forward.... Into Spike’s awaiting Arms!! Spike slides under Todd’s arm, and wraps his arm around Todd’s neck. With all the strength in his body, Spike lifts Todd off the ground, and drives him back first down onto the steel chair with The Highlighter!!!!!!!!) Annie: SPIKE HITS THE HIGHLIGHTER ON THE CHAIR!!! Ejiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Spike collapses on top of Todd, with the arm he used to wrap around Todd’s neck over Todd’s chest!!!! Referee Anthony Michael Hall dives down to the mat to make the cover!!!!!) One....! Two.....! Two ½......! Two 3/4........! THREE....!!!!! *Ding Ding Ding* Ejiro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The crowd explodes in cheers, as Anthony Michael Hall raises Spike’s arm in the air! Spike slowly rolls over onto his back, and holds his arms in the air, as the whole arena start chanting “Hollywood....Hollywood”. “Not Today” by Hotwire starts up again, as Spike turns back onto his stomach, and makes his way up to his feet.) Ejiro: I don’t believe it... Annie: Out of their three single matches, Todd Royal was able to claim one victory, but Spike Jenkins was able to claim two! Spike Jenkins has defeated Todd Royal, once and for all! Ejiro: This can’t be happening.... Annie: Spike Jenkins is going into the SWF Clusterf*ck, with a win on his last SJL appearance! Ejiro: Why? Why did this have to happen? Annie: Spike beat Todd fair and square, Ejiro. He deserves it! Ejiro: Fair and Square? HE GAVE HIM A LOW BLOW! AND HIT TODD WITH HIS FINISHER ON A CHAIR!! Plus he probably killed Megan Skye!!! Annie: Spike overcame all odds against The House of Todd, and did what he had to do to even the playing field with him and Todd! Todd had Megan interfere? Spike took Megan out! Todd used a chair against Spike? Spike used a chair against Todd! Todd used a low blow? Spike used a low blow! And Spike came out the winner! (Back in the ring, Spike is finally up to his feet, as he stumbles into the ropes. Spike looks around the arena, as he wipes the blood from his eye, and starts to climb up the ropes, and up the cage!! Spike climbs up the cage, as fans scream, and camera’s go off around the arena. Spike finally makes it to the top of the cage, and throws one leg over the edge, and sits on top of the cage!! Spike holds his arms out in victory, and gives out a proud yell, that the fans respond to with chants of “SJL! SJL! SJL!” Spike wipes the blood from his face, and points up to the sky, in celebration of winning his last match.) Annie: Fans, up next! The final match in SJL History! The SJL World Heavyweight Championship, and SJL European Championship will be merged into the Unified SJL World Heavyweight Champion, as The SJL European Champion, Landon Maddix, gets his final shot against the gold, against the man that can very well be the last SJL World Heavyweight Champion, Alan Clark! Up next, on SJL Metal! (The camera gets a shot of Spike sitting on top of the cage, pointing around the arena at the fans, as small tear drops seem to fall from his eyes.)

What about me? And when did I say that? God Damn People.

So many good movies....

They popped for Orton tossing Rico too.

I think I've jobbed to this man enough. It's obviously Bukkake.

Fallout. Kaos vs. Doring.

And not to mention the steel guard rail nearly ripping GQ Money's head off. Hey Luchafan, if you ever get the chance, ask GQ how bad he was hurt when Kaos threw him over the top rope, and he landed neck first on the guardrail.

I forget which show, but the Kaos/Doring match in Philly was pretty good with a hot ending. Really good match for XPW standards.

100 Girls > 100 Women. 100 Girls ruled so much, but I couldn't even sit through 100 Women after the first half an hour.

I wrote (and rewrote) a review for The Ring that never got posted.

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Uranium on Fuse. Tonight's interview is with Mudvayne.

Probably not...

B-Boy Vs. Super Dragon's team mate Excalibur actually (the guy in my avatar) Bah, I don't know why, but I was actually thinking of Super Dragon.