HollywoodSpikeJenkins

But did Jericho really need to beat the World Champ in front of his hometown crowd? It's not like Jericho is in the Scramble match. Both needed to be kept looking strong, but Punk could have used the clean win more.

The World Heavyweight Championship is now the Hardcore Championship.

...Why would you stop the match before a three count?

Kelly is going to break her neck one of these days.

They're in his hometown thats a smart crowd. It should be a pretty big reaction.

Oh snap~! BACKDROP DRIVAAAHHHHH!

Burchill's getting jobbed.

Jericho owns one suit.

Cena jobbing so much right now is in response to him playing Superman for almost three years. Before, people were complaining about him beating everyone. Now they are complaining about him losing so much.

Mikey is one of the most under-appreciated talents from ECW's days. It's a shame he never got that big break in the major two. Sucks that he's fat now.

Speaking of Norm, I caught Dirty Work on TV the other day. It was the second time I ever laughed at something starring Artie Lang. The first being Lost & Found, but in both of these movies, he was being carried by a superior comedian.

Actually, with the roles reversed, BJ/GSP II in Hawaii might be just as awesome as in Montreal.

Necro isn't in the match. He'll get involved in someway, though.

Dude, how tall are you that Todd Grisham towers over you?

I <3 MUD coffee.

PROMO: “Paper Hearts & Scissors” ------------------------------------------------------------------ “Shouldn’t we have someone, a staff member or something, cleaning up after us?” asks the SWF Commissioner, as he finishes pushing some files into a box. Across the room, Megan Skye looks up from her filing. “We did. Her name was Sally. She hasn’t been around in awhile.” “Is she still on the payroll?” The artist formerly known as Michael Stephens asks. “I think through some form of legal work by her lawyer, we are forced to pay her no matter what…” “Sally? Yeah, I remember her. Cute girl, what happened to her?” Landon asks. “You and most of the roster hit on her until she was finally able to catch us with a lawsuit for sexual harassment.” “Oh, right.” Landon goes back to packing as Toxxic and Megan shake their head. Suddenly, there is a pounding on the door and the SWF Cruiserweight Champion storms into the office. “Damn it…” mutters Stephens. “Whose idea of a joke is this? It was you, wasn’t it?” Spike shouts as he points at Toxxic. “What is it now, Spike?” “What is it now? How about this?” Spike shoves a flyer in front of the General Managers face; a flyer for Ground Zero 2008. “Yeah, I can bloody damn well read,” Toxxic says as he pushes Spikes’ hand out of his face. “This obviously must be some sort of typo. You can’t be seriously putting me in a match against…her .” “Why not? She defeated Dance Dance Dragon not that long ago and has picked up a few other wins along the way.” “Mike, read my lips. SHE. IS. A. WOMAN!” “What does that have to do with anything?” Megan Skye bursts out. Spike looks back at her and then to Landon, a look of exasperation on his face. “Okay, seriously, who did she blow around here to get this title shot? Was it you?” Jenkins asks as he looks over at Landon. “…Hey!” Landon cries out. “Yeah, I know how you like the ugly girls.” “…HEY!” cries out Megan Skye. “You were nearly engaged to his sister, after all,” Jenkins says as he points over to Toxxic. “HEY!” shout all three in unison. “Or what is this, a gimmick?” The Cruiserweight Champion continues to complain. “Did you book this match thinking it will be a draw? Putting on a big spectacle and having a women challenge me?” “Spike,” Landon begins. “This isn’t a gimmick, this isn’t a work. She earned a title shot and now she is going to receive it. Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal it.” “You don’t see what the big deal is? Guys, maybe you didn’t think this all the way through. I’m going to be as straight forward with you three as I possibly can. Unless you guys change this match, if I have to walk out there at Ground Zero and defend my title against this woman…I will not take her lightly. I will treat her just like every other challenger and I will hurt her. Now, do you really want me to do that?” “Do whatever you have to do, Spike,” responds Toxxic. “Because she will be doing the exact same thing to win that title. Taiga is a lot tougher than I think you know.” Jenkins cups his hands and rubs his eyes, as he turns towards the former Straight Edge Sensation. “I don’t think you understand me. Toxxic, I am going to HURT this woman. Now, can you with a clear conscious, live with what I am about to do?” Toxxic turns to look at Landon and then to Megan Skye. All three suddenly realizing what they have done and the seriousness that Spike is taking this match. For once, Spike isn’t coming off as an asshole (well, sort of), but as a competitor. A very dangerous competitor. But Taiga Star isn’t some push over. The three of them believe that she will put up a challenge against the veteran. “The match stays,” says Toxxic. Spike grimaces. “You’re going to regret this. I promise you.” The Cruiserweight Champion turns and walks out of the office, leaving the three members of the booking committee left to wonder. Will they? [FIN]

I vowed to end the Revolution. Unfortunately for me, him and Landon decided to take over the fed and become the bookers.

The Heartless sweatshirt was to put over that I was a ruthless, take no nonsense tweener. Remember how I was kicking people in the head left and right during that phase?

My character is emo, isn't he?

ASS TO ASS!

I turned on you? LIES.

Just to be clear, I grew out of this phase a couple of years ago.

It's sort of like fighting invisible ninjas.

Dude, you're from the Bronx. You have NOOOOO right to speak.

Should be right next to Quote and Reply.