HollywoodSpikeJenkins

BJ Penn would cut down to 85 lbs and fight Ethiopian kids.

Except better?

You know, my promo doesn't make a lot of sense considering this show is being booked in Venezuela.

I call opening promo.

Unbreakable was fucking awesome. And I'm interested in The Happening.

Way to rub it in, Dub.

Aww, Mondo is a cool guy. Sad to see him go.

Fun fact. I joined the SJL on June 19th, 2002. I'm 6 days shy of six years in the fed. That's...kind of depressing.

I'm going tonight and I'm wondering the same thing, anything after the credits? Any Nick Fury cameo?

*hurl* "I had eggs." "I had oatmeal." Great post-fight exchange.

Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man costume > Matt LeBlanc's Iron Man costume from Lost in Space.

I don't want Team TNA to win EVERY match.

Yeah, I'm not really following the point of comparing "Hollywood" violence to Pro Wrestling violence. It's not that hard of a concept to understand why the network doesn't want women getting beat on by men.

HHH already got the job back with that Blindfold Match on Raw.

Speaking of which, what happened to the old Aim thread? Does anyone in the fed still talk to each other or is just no one likes to talk to me except Taamo?

"Here We Go!"

True, but have you seen what these guys get paid? I mean seriously if I was an MMA fighter not named Chuck Liddell(who is probably gonna get a big pay day regardless of who he is fighting or what his record is), I would be looking for the biggest money fight ASAP. Right now that is probably Penn's biggest pay day. BJ is going to get a big paycheck no matter what. Did you see the purse he brought in compared to Sherk? Guys like Ken-Flo, Huerta, Guida, Mac and other 155 guys are the ones who will get screwed out of the payday.

Why is Finlay turning on Colin and then getting beat on Smackdown by Morrison?

I don't think Penn should move up. Would Penn/GSP be a big money fight, yeah. But Penn hasn't "Silva'd" the division yet. He has plenty of big fight challengers at 155.

Wow. Now thats a fight I didn't expect to see. Chuck is going to get KTFO. Is this the new thing in UFC? Have Anderson Silva destroy everyone Rampage fought? I have no doubt in my mind that Anderson Silva would beat down Rampage.

Hawkins took the name Curt because Hennig was his favorite wrestler. Just to throw that out there.

Or how about when I took the tag title from you so I can team with Triple J?

Shep ain't dead dawg... he's in the role Locke will be in once they go back to the Island. So...he's dead?

I think I rather would of had Creudeur/Amir and Jesse/CB semi's leading into a Amir/CB showdown at the finale. I don't know why Dana thinks CB owning Creudeur at the finale will be any good.

Promo: "NEWSFLASH!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Not even thirty minutes after the explosive conclusion of SWF's Duck and Cover, the scene opens up backstage in the hallways of El Arena Mexico. Ben Hardy speeds through the hallway with Gus the Cameraman in tow. Ben Hardy comes to a sudden halt (with Gus nearly falling over the smaller interviewer), outside of a room with a gold star and the initials "H.S.J." on the door. Ben clears his throat and knocks three times. “…Hold on!” shouts a voice from inside the room. The door swings open and loud music blasts into the hallway. Ben Hardy is taken back by the noise and takes a step backwards. Soon after, the newly crowned SWF Cruiserweight Champion, “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins steps into the hallway. Jenkins, who is still in his ring gear and a black sweatshirt, holds the SWF Cruiserweight Title over his shoulder. With a grin from ear to ear, Spike cheerily welcomes Ben with a stiff pat to the back. “Ben Hardy! Just the schmuck I was looking for! Perfect timing!” Ben winces at the pat to the back, but plays it off as he clears his throat once more. “Spike, I was hoping I can get a word with you on your championship victory here tonight in Mexico.” “Well, Ben, as you can see, I’m having the celebration of a lifetime. Simply put, SWF management and those two morons in the commissioners’ office finally gave me an opportunity and I capitalized on it! I went out there tonight and had a match of the year performance and not only defeated three of the best cruiserweights in the world…but I took home the gold!” Jenkins shrugs his shoulder, pushing the title belt into camera view. He takes the sleeve of his sweatshirt and uses it to “polish” the championship. “For weeks, you’ve been clamoring for a title opportunity, but you were asking for a shot against the current SWF World Heavyweight Champion, Insane Luchadore. Instead, you were placed in the Air Raid match. Any thoughts?” “First off, Insane Luchadore cheated to defeat me last month. This is a proven fact! I have video tapes! But right now, I’m not even thinking about that match. I’m thinking about the potential rematch. You see, Ben, now that I am the World Cruiserweight Champion, I have proven that I am, pound-for-pound, the BEST wrestler in this organization. I am untouchable. And do you know what that means, Ben?” “No, what?” “It means that I am now, once again, a top contender to the SWF World Heavyweight Championship,” Spike says as he looks straight into the camera. “Luchadore, you have a giant bull’s-eye on your back. You have to understand, that while winning this championship tonight has only made me even hungrier for more gold. I have a little taste of it and I want more.” The three-time SWF Cruiserweight Champion turns his attention back to Ben. “Hardy, I told you in January, that this year will be the best year in Spike Jenkins’ career. Now that I have regained the Cruiserweight Title, there is nothing stopping me from finally climbing the top of the mountain and becoming the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Nothing. Spike turns back to the camera, a big grin across his face. He pats his open palm against the title belt over his shoulder, as he gives his final message of the night. “I promise you all, big things are about to happen in the Smarks Wrestling Federation. Big things that nobody will ever expect! And when it happens, NOBODY will see it coming!” Spike stares intensely into the camera, as the scene fades to black.