HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Hopefully Santino's push ends tonight.

Yeah, we get it. You're a Cruiserweight. Good job.

Melina's new entrance pose sucks.

Smart move, Orton. You're in a beat the clock match, so of course you use a bear hug/body scissors for 3 minutes.

I say Regal becomes Number One Contender for a month.

Regal? Thank God.

I need a marker. To send my match to. Because I wrote one. A match, that is.

Eh, it was all right. Nothing amazing. Kinda small, really.

I just finished watching The Hard Knocks DVD. As someone who grew up watching wrestling, trained in it, and just simply idolized Benoit and the career he had, I just can't express how much this whole thing has gotten to me. My girlfriend asks me why I care so much and the simple answer is that I've been watching Benoit since ECW/WCW when I was younger and when I got older I watched his Japan work and basically, I've always wanted the career in professional wrestling that Benoit had. From training in the Dungeon, to work in Japan, ECW, WCW, and capping it off with winning the World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania XX. To see this happen to my hero, its just heart-breaking.

My bulldog, Brutus, would care to disagree.

If I remember correctly, JJ was unconscious at the time. ELM put a chinlock on because it was a submissions match and won. Whats the problem? He was a heel, he used a chair, he used a cheap way to win.

Blah blah blah, ham sandwich. Yeah, we get it.

Boy, I do love my ham sandwich. It is so good. Let me show everyone. Hammy ham ham ham!

Just throw two guys together and put the titles on the line? Why is that so difficult?

Looking for some Davey Richards (prefer his stuff with KENTA in ROH).

Keep the titles on the line. When was the last time W+D defended? May of 06?

http://www.myspace.com/annotationsofanautopsy

Match was horrible. Shelly and Sabin got squashed.

I love this show. I need the first couple of seasons on DVD.

Kibs vs. Rando...Me vs. Jakey... Should have seen this coming.

Do we have any official confirmation yet?

JBL brought me to tears.

We just lost one of the greatest wrestlers to have ever lived. I'm...I don't know.

Yes, it will. The water cooler, er, juice box buzz on this one is deafening. I hear kids crying its name out in random public places. Plus, the online community of nerdy chicks who are obsessed with animated children's movies are eagerly awaiting it too. Whats wrong with liking animated children's movies? I'm looking forward to Ratatouille, not because I'm a fan of Disney/Pixar fans but also it deals with cooking which I love. You know I'm surprised Disney didn't try and put something together with the Food Network. My girlfriend is a chef and shes DYING to see this movie. So I'll be seeing it opening weekend.

Edit: Nevermind.