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All I know is that Sun is the biggest lying bitch I've ever seen. She tops my ex-girlfriend.

Albright is out of OVW?

I always confuse Couture and Lidell when it comes to Team Quest.

Herman got choked out by Canadian McDonald. Quarry lost to Franklin, already. Leben lost to Silva in less than a minute. Team Quest is a bunch of pussies. How they can be led by Lidell, I have no idea.

Line of the night. "I was five!"

I believe thats why it had such a big impact on Jack.

I'm really Ejiro. And Fugue. And "The Rising Sun" Y2K.

The Hamill fight was fun to watch.

*Kelly sitting right next to Maria* Ashley: "So Kelly, what is going on with you and CM Punk?" Balls: "Let's end it right there."

Horrifying.

Punk stole Joe's powerslam into an Anaconda Vice. Nice.

They aren't even playing poker?

That fight was cancelled a while ago when PRIDE pulled out.

Ortiz is gonna kill Shamrock

"Oh no, the kid is making the comeback! Err...nevermind. Thoth wins."

Marking the fuck out.

They can't just fire Jimmy cause of Nana leaving. Jimmy was the top heel in ROH for so long.

Wow, this MVP character makes Smackdown look so second-rate.

No its not. His gimmick is to thrive and win. If his gimmick was to stay undefated, he'd be a heel and would be cheating to get wins. Balls...who knows. Where do you get the part where he has to be a heel to be undefeated?

Punk's whole gimmick is to stay undefeated, though. Thorne could take a loss to build up a feud. But what happened with Balls?

If you only know Jon Favreau from those couple of episodes of Friends, you are missing out on a great actor.

Who is Carl and why was he locked in the bear cage?

Who the hell is Andy Samberg and how the hell did he get this job?

I don't understand the problem. Then again, I don't care, either.

Delirious won Survival of the Fittest? Wow.