Steviekick

Batista has a bald spot.

And the post match beatdown ensues.

Way to build up Orton's credibility.

I've had some. They're decent, but nothing spectacular. Think Hershey bar with M&M's Mini's in it. If you want a good chocolate bar, try the Wonka bar with Milk Chocolate and Graham Crackers. I've never had a Wonka bar.

Because it's "The Cage." "The Cage" has been involved in some of the greatest matches in wrestling history. But, who could forget "The Ropes," or "The Turnbuckle," or "The Mat?" "The Apron"'s a legend killer. It ended Steamboat's career. "BAH GAWD!!!! The Apron and the Cage are in collusion. Poor Kane doesn't stand a chance."

"BAH GAWD!!! It's CAGE!!! He's back for the second time tonight!!!!" JR: That cage has no business out here, dammit! "BAH GAWD!!!! That Cage hit Kane!!! He busted him open. Kane's got a pregant wife and the cage doesn't care!!!!"

"BAH GAWD!!! It's CAGE!!! He's back for the second time tonight!!!!"

Technically, Kane's last name would be Bearer, since he is Paul Bearer's son and all. Actually, his real name is Montgomery Kane.

Jamal splashing Carmella would be kinda funny. Perfect way to turn Rosie heel. Since it's not likely they'll bring back Jamal... Have Henry take Jamal's place in 3MW That would be a good use for him.

Was Christy the one who had to feed her ass?

They should run a Cartman-like storyline where another guy sees Eugene's success, so he pretends to be a retard to get in the WWE. "DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" David Flair would be a perfect candidate Imagine the look on Ric's Flair when he sees David acting like a goof in the ring *Flair Flop* They should bring him in to be Orton's lackey.

Aside from the Diva segment and Randy/Kane, is their anything else on for tonight?

Why couldn't they send Tomko back to OVW?

Can we make sensible be a WDI exclusive to attract new members?

I agree....that shit had me cracking up Thanks...I like my Raw threads to be funny.

Good luk in yah mache taneyet agehnst mah husbahd. Ah...thanks? Yah can beet him. I know i can. Jhust be sehsubl. Be what? Sehsubl. I don't understand you. Dat wahd ya say. Oh sensible. ::Randy smirks and walks away...::

With all of Edge's constant injuries, he's turning into Ahmed Johnson.

I've been thinking they would wind up doing that.

Plugging their fantasy wrestling...is anyone going to join?

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space." Points if you catch the reference Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama? Nope, it's from The Critic, when it was on ABC. FOX ruined it. Ah...I remember now. I used to love how Comedy Central would show repeats on Sunday nights...

HHH: "Steph, there's nothing wrong. Now that we're married, we don't have to be intimate anymore. That's what happens when you get married, you just don't have to show you love someone by making love. Just ask your parents. Besides, me watching this old Nikita Koloff match shows how much I love you." ::flexes and spits water up as Steph runs away like a giddy school girl::

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space." Points if you catch the reference Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama?

At least HHH is being a mega heel tonight.

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_> Man, talk about stereotypes She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7 I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character. Sorry if I offended you. I just see her with the whole thug princess look. You didn't offend me at all. I was referring to the other dude who said "talk about stereotype". Besides I like Terror Squad...lean back Gotcha. The whole album is really good.

I see eugene pulling a Foley/Snuka and going off the top of the cage.