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Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. A little baby with a Kane mask: "Uncle Matt, what's performance fleece?" ::Matt looks at his nephew with utter shock:: Jeff: You don't know? ::The five of them and the Old Navy employees go on a song and dance routine for a few minutes that abruptly ends when they see Randy Orton buying khakis and solid colored polo shirts:: Randy: Plain clothing is the sensible way to dress. Fuck that shit. Randy shops at Structure. I dress sensibly. Not like a metrosexual. You must have me confused with Batista.

Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_> Man, talk about stereotypes She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7 I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character. Sorry if I offended you. I just see her with the whole thug princess look.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. A little baby with a Kane mask: "Uncle Matt, what's performance fleece?" ::Matt looks at his nephew with utter shock:: Jeff: You don't know? ::The five of them and the Old Navy employees go on a song and dance routine for a few minutes that abruptly ends when they see Randy Orton buying khakis and solid colored polo shirts:: Randy: Plain clothing is the sensible way to dress.

Due to a decline in revenues, the WWE is sad to announce the termination of its business relationship with the Ranch. "He's been a solid performer these last few years, BAH GAWD. If only people bought more JBL merchandise he'd still be here," said an irate Jim Ross.

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_> Man, talk about stereotypes She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foiol, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

Does anyone know how much longer Nidia is under contract?

I don't care, she's still a step ahead of Lita NEXT WEEK ON RAW: Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid. "Now, shuffle the cards. Can you say 'shuffle'?" "Sherrfle?" Or even better. Picture Pages!

So if Nidia is supposed to be all Puerto Rican and stuff, THEN WHY DOES SHE HAVE A FREAKING SOUTHERN ROCK THEME??

Because they know the angle will end with Flair being the real daddy of Lita's baby The baby will be borni with a gaptooth. Apparently Lita loves rabid wolverine lovin'!

I don't care, she's still a step ahead of Lita NEXT WEEK ON RAW: Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

"Is that German?" Priceless.

He has the haircut.

I'm liking Orton more and more. I hope they don't make him too cool, otherwise it will ruin his inevitable heel turn.

If he was invited to Lita and Kane's baby shower, I'm sure he'd bring a sensible gift like a baby monitor or something.

If it makes you feel better, I was popping in and out waiting for something to start.

OMG BAN PLZ~! BENOIT IZ GOD AND RULZ!!! U SHOULD KNOW DAT!!!!

I can't wait for the baby to be born. They'll have a christening party.

Sure.

It was good while it lasted...

You'd think they'd want him to help out on Smackdown, since that is the far wearker show at this point.

Jesus Christ... That could lead to some good stuff in the future. Especially since Lance Storm is also working down in development.

WarGames took care of that, though. Tim's dad's dead?

He must have been using his fueled by Ramen armor.