Steviekick

Union Underground

who were managed by JIM CORNETTE

It would be really funny if Eugene was picking his nose while HHH was trying to get him fired up.

CWF.COM NEWS UPDATE • Bill Goldberg has left CWF as a mutual agreement between management and himself. He will pursue his movie career as well as working some dates in Japan. CWF wishes him the best of luck in his future endeavours. • Nunzio has been releassed from his CWF contract.

I do like the fact that he answers a few random, non TNA questions.

I really don't see any need for the TWolves to go out of their way to get Allen. I do like the idea of an Allen/Carter trade for some reason.

Rhapsody

triple post...damn.

double post

For the most part, both teams are in the same position. If they really wanted to trade SAR for Allen, I don't see anyone else needing to be involved.

Good Omens is about the apocalypse. Basically what happens is that Mr. Crowley, the devil, and Aziraphale, the angel, who are both stationed in England, find out that the apocalypse is about to happen. The two of them aren't ready for it and don't care for it to happen, so it's up to find the child Antichrist. It's really well written and funny.

Pantera

They mostly use the nice paper for special books. It also seems like an effective cost cutting devise...DC books are usually cheaper.

Deicide

I guess, but it doesn't make sense that Bisch has been trying to get Eugene destroyed/to quit the last couple of weeks, and now he gives him free reign in his absence.

I noticed that about ESPN as well. It was a ridiculous amount of coverage, even when they had footage of Coach K saying he was just CONSIDERING coaching the Lakers. They made a small story ridiculously big.

This makes no sense from a story wise standpoint that Bischoff would grant control of the show over to Eugene.

Kiddie comics, like Teen Titans Go!, is a whole other can of worms than your regular series. DC is trying to put out a line similar to what Archie does with kid friendly series. They are usually more sellable to supermarkets and places like Wal-Mart.

Witchery

Paradise Lost

Nightwish

Anal Cunt

Overkill is an entry metal band. It's entertaining, but should always be followed up with something harder and better.

Yakuza. (yes, i know they're jazzinfluenced hardcore, but they were on Century Media)

CWF Weekly TV: Week 4 0f 4 before Great American Bash PPV live from Fargo, North Dakota your hosts are Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan IN THE RING PROMO: The nWo is in the ring, talking trash about Shawn Michaels. HBK and Stevie come down and challenge them to a six man tag match. Nash says they only see two of them... Edge slides in the behind them! Quick brawl, and nWo leaves the ring. OPENING CREDITS HAWK VS. VADER THE MATCH: Another squash. Vader destroys Hawk. Styles says that LOD has no chance against Awesome/Vader at GAB. WINNER: VADER BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho is with Vince McMahon, as well as Maven. The two of them have their first match as a team against Chuck and Billy. As for Booker T and Goldust, they respectively have to deal with the Big Show and Albert. ---COMMERCIAL BREAK--- AT THE DOUBLE CROSS RANCH: Terry Funk welcomes Hardy to his home. He says they'll have a lot of fun. But first he has to clean out the horse stables. Matt says great. HBK, STEVIE RICHARDS, AND EDGE VS. NWO THE MATCH: Very blah and back and forth. Ends with a DQ as Nash bring in a chair and levels Stevie. WINNER BY DQ: HBK, STEVIE, AND EDGE ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- BACKSTAGE: It's Bret's birthday party...Bulldog, William Regal, Lance Storm, Trish Stratus, Test, and Owen Hart are there. Storm gives Bret an autographed Wayne Gretzky hockey puck. Owen gives him an envelope, and their is nothing inside. Bret asks what that's supposed to mean? Owen says it's a title shot after he wins Rhyno's Canadian Championship title. BACK AT THE DOUBLE CROSS RANCH: Matt is in a room watching TV with Funk. Funk tells him they have a special movie to watch. It's the clip of Brock Lesnar F5ing Lita. Funk calls Matt out as being nothing but a bitch for letting Brock do this to someone he considers Matt's girlfriend. Funk is yelling and screaming at him pretty hard, gets up, and slaps him out of the chair he's sitting in. BACKSTAGE: Raven and Tommy Dreamer are watching the last segment on a TV. Raven asks him if it's wise that Matt's getting his ass kicked by Funk. Tommy tells him it build character. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- BACKSTAGE: Cyrus is with Evolution. HHH says Funk is nuts and that he's going to kill Hardy, not that they care. Anyway, HHH says that Raven and Tommy are going to get a taste of what's to come tonight when he and Brock beat them. CHUCK AND BILLY VS. CHRIS JERICHO AND MAVEN THE MATCH: Jericho is going nuts trying to motivate Maven, as well as saving him. Maven's in trouble a lot and looks questionable as a partner. Chuck distracts the ref, as Billy brings in a chair to use on Maven. Jericho runs in and kicks it into Billy's head, than clothesline's Chuck out of the ring. Maven gets up and moonsaults' Billy and gets the pin. WINNER: MAVEN AND JERICHO. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK--- BACK AT THE DOUBLE CROSS RANCH: Funk tells Matt he's in for a challenge. They are standing outside of a barn and Matt asks what it is. He is told he has to get out of the pitchblack barn....which has an angry and hungry Abdullah the Butcher inside it. Funk locks him in and laughs manically. BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: Cyrus is with RVD asking him what's up with his career. RVD is pissed...he started off the year as world champ, loses the title, and then never even gets a rematch. He complains about bullshit politics in the back, that he's over and no one cares. He says that if no one cares about him, than fine. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- IN THE RING: Sting comes down to the ring and calls out Randy Savage. Savage comes out and they start trading insults about Sting being a coward and Savage being washed up. Sting takes it to far, calling Savage a second rate Hogan. Savage flips out and Sting bails out of the ring. Savage says to bring it at the Great American Bash. IN THE PARKING LOT: Jeff Hardy is getting out of his car and getting something out of his trunk. He gets jumped by Dean Malenko who slams the trunk on his head. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- GOLDUST VS. ALBERT THE MATCH: Basic hoss match. Goldust wins with the Shattered Dreams. WINNER: GOLDUST BACK AT THE DOUBLE CROSS RANCH: Terry is standing outside the door hearing Mattt scream. -----COMMERCIAL BREAK----- BROCK LESNAR AND HHH VS. RAVEN AND TOMMY DREAMER THE MATCH: I'm getting tired, so here is the ending. Raven and Brock are on the outside; Raven evenflows Brock. Tommy has HHH in the spinning toe hold, he's almost ready to tap out, and Randy Orton runs in with a chair. The ref ends the match as a DQ. Evolution beatdown ensues. -----COMMERCIAL BREAK------ CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP: RAVEN© VS. OWEN HART THE MATCH: Both men stand cautious as the opening bill runs. Rhyno charges....GORE!!!GORE!!!GORE!!!!. WINNER IN 6 SECONDS: RHYNO BACK AT THE DOUBLE CROSS RANCH: Funk is still by the door, and an exhausted and bloody Abby starts to walk out. Matt comes from behind and levels him with a chairshot. Matt is exhausted and clutching his side. Funk tells him that the pain, determination, anger, and even fear will get him through anything. Just stay focused, believe in yourself, and do whatever it takes. He tells Matt to get cleaned up and when Abby wakes up, they'll go to Abby's restaurant for ribs. ---COMMERCIAL BREAK---- BOOKER T. VS. THE BIG SHOW THE MATCH: After 7 minutes of getting destroyed, Booker mounts a comeback and hits the Scissor kick for the win. Celebration is shortlived, as Jericho and Maven run in. That prompts Goldust to come in...All four men brawl, and we fade to black. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Almost all caught up. Tommorow will be Great American Bash and the night after. Feedback please.