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I keep saying it over and over again, but the Triangle does not work when playing against the Pistons. What happens is the Lakers set themselves up with lots of spacing to accomodate passing/pushing the ball. They get themselves already spaced out, Detroit get set defensively and pushes them even farther. Lakers than can't pass out the ball, and get stuck with really shitty shots. No one gets open because they are too far away.

Very cool...it's nice to see that I've influenced a new script style for writing fantasy shows. The Lynn/Benoit matchs sounded really good.

Batman. He has the advantage as far as hand to hand combat training.

Most likely not. In CWF, Brock really hasn't done anything to warrant leadership. Basically the choice for the final member of Evolution was down to him, Batista, or Steve Corino. Corino was eliminated because he has too much of a personality to be a follower. And I really don't like Batista ;0 When compared to the WWE Evolution, basically Batista is just there big powerful guy. Brock wasn't really doing anything, so why not him.. For Beach Blast, Rhyno will have a unique challenge in defending the Canadian belt. Bret may or may not be part of it. As for Jericho's opponent for the big one, there's a subtle hint as to who it might be. It will be revealed in the next show... I said before my feelings toward Batista, so he's off the list. However, I've been contemplating bringing in La Parka, Norman Smiley, or the KISS Demon, but only if I had a legitimate reason...

Very bizarre. Hogan singing Hey Ya brings up nightmares...

He was retired, and Jeff Van Gundy wanted to bring him back to try to motivate the Rockets to be a lot toughter and physical in their playing. They didn't necessarily want him their for the playoffs, but moreso to just help out in prepping for them. If you looked at their series against the Lakes, they definitely showed why JVG thought they needed to toughen up.

Crap...all the Jazz' moderately effectively priced centers are available. We may be stuck with Ostertag some more.

He was the Sultan, after all...

Especially since he stopped being the injury prone guy he was early in his career.

Identity Disc is about there being a rumored computer disc with all the personal information and everything about all the Marvel Universe heroes on it. Apparently it's been revealed that it DOES exist, and all the villains like Deadpool and Sandman and such are out to get it. To me, basically its the Marel Universe version of "It's a mad, mad world" movie. I'm groaning. Jericho is dead. I *think* Deathstroke has a daughter who is a nother psycho wackjob.

Brett Favre? Dear god.

who is currently very religious, just like his old rival NIKITA KOLOFF

Its seriously time for the Lakers abandoning the triangle. Just run around and confuse. The hell with good coaching. No one's really talked about this, but I'm pretty sure Rasheed will stay in Detroit. He seems too happy there.

Oh boy...so this is your new main fed?

It hasn't and I second the album. Propably the best thing the Offspring ever did or will record.

I still think 46564765436143 (i'm to lazy to spoiler code, but you know who it is) isn't the big casualty of Identity Crisis. It's a swerve, and someone bigger will get bumped off in the end. I'm still wondering how Hal Jordan is going to play into this, and its cool that Meltzer is a mark for Deathstroke the Terminater.

CWF Weekly TV: Week 1 0f 4 before Beach Blast PPV live from Seattle, Washington your hosts are Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan BACSTAGE: Evolution is getting out of their cars back stage and Cyrus is waiting. He asks them about what their big plan for tonight is, and HHH says it's going to shock the world. A limo speeds up behind them honking it's horn; Chris Jericho sticks out the sunroof and tells they to get out of the way...new world champ coming through! OPENING CREDITS CHUCK AND BILLY VS. KANE AND HURRICANE THE MATCH: The crowd is suprised by Kane's face turn. Kane and 'Cane are mad over the whole match, basically Kane cleaning house left and right and 'Cane doing his crazy offense. Kane and Chuck are your legal men. Kane hits the chokeslam on Chuck; 'Cane runs in and shining wizards Billy to the outside. Kane gets the pin on Chuck. THE WINNERS: KANE AND HURRICANE ---COMMERCIAL BREAK---- IN RING PROMO: Christian is in the ring complaining how he got screwed in the Canadian tournament last night. He had the toughest first round opponent in Bret Hart and that threw off his game plan. He's getting booed and Rhyno's theme music comes on. Apparently, we have a match... CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP: RHYNO VS. CHRISTIAN THE MATCH: Xian is screwed. Rhyno is just kicking his ass all over the place, goring him over and over again until the ref ends the match. Rhyno is really over. THE WINNER: RHYNO BACKSTAGE PROMO: Goldust and Booker T are talking about how they've defeated every other tag team in the CWF. Booker says that not to be disrespectful, but because of that he's getting bored being tag team champion. Goldust looks kind of suprised. ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- BACKSTAGE PROMO: In the nWo locker room, Hall and Nash are reaming out Shawn Michaels for not helping them back in their tag team title shot against Bookdust a few weeks out. Shawn gets all in Hall's face about how they should have been able to get the job done themselves. XPac suggests if they are both so angry about this, than take it to the ring. REY MYSTERIO VS. RICO THE MATCH: Rico has pretty much been on job detail the last few months. Tonight he's super motivated and taking it to Rey. Mysterio gets frustrated as he's only getting two counts and Rico unleashes his kickboxing skills. The two go outside and Rico starts going nuts. The two go back into the ring and Rico ends it with a vicious roundhouse kick. WINNER: RICO ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- BACKSTAGE PROMO: Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko are backstage complimenting Los Guerreros on their respective title defenses last night. Benoit asks Eddie when he's going to get his shot at the US title, and Dean tells Chavo that he pretty much is the #1 contender. Jeff Hardy walks over and says that he still has unfinished business with Dean. The five look like they are going to start a brawl, but GM Vince McMahon and security come over. Vince tells Benoit and Malenko to find a partner, and they'll have a six man tag match tonight. IN RING PROMO: Stephanie McMahon is in the ring with her Women's title match that she desperately wants to get rid of since Lita and Victoria have been gunning for her. She says that she is forfeiting the belt and will gladly give it to Jazz. Victoria will still get her title shot. WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: JAZZ VS. VICTORIA THE MATCH: The much quicker Victoria is giving Jazz trouble, but a quick three count from Steph give the match to Jazz. WINNER AND NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: JAZZ ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- EARLIER TODAY: Mikey Whipreck and Tajiri are looking at the CWF merch table and complaining why they dont get a t-shirt. They start poking fun at a Brock Lesnar shirt that says "off the hook pain" and Mikey says it should say "off the hook odor". Brock is standing behind them unamused. MIKEY WHIPWRECK VS. BROCK LESNAR THE MATCH: Mikey's going to get killed, and he does. However, he does get some Mikeycanrana's into slow down Brock, but to not much success. He goes for the Whippersnapper and it doesn't even phase Brock. Tajiri tries to distract Brock, but gets folded with a wicked clothesline. Brock squeezes Mikey into submission with the Brocklock. THE WINNER: BROCK LESNAR ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- IN RING PROMO: Chris Jericho comes out to tell the crowd how he stung Sting to a mixed reaction. He talks about how ths is the Summer of Jericho, the Era of Jericho and says that it starts tonight against any of the idiots in the back. He almost craps himself as the Rock comes down. CWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: CHRIS JERICHO VS. THE ROCK THE MATCH: Jericho shows why he is the champion and is taking down the Rock from the get go. The Rock is no slouch, either. Both trade move for move, hitting bigger and bigger impacts. Rock goes for a charge but Jericho catches him into a tilt-a-whirl backbrekaer. He then hits the Lionsault for the win. THE WINNER: CHRIS JERICHO ----COMMERCIAL BREAK---- MAIN EVENT: RAVEN VS. HHH THE MATCH: Starts out fine with Raven taking the advanage. Raven hits the Evenflow, but just as the ref starts to go for the 3 count. Ric Flair and Randy Orton come down with chairs and start the beatdown on Raven. Tommy Dreamer and Matt Hardy make the save and are fighting off Orton and Flair. They start fighting up towards the entrance way. HHH is still out, and Lita tries rolling Raven out of the ring. Wait a second, someone's coming through the crowd... It's Brock Lesnar!!!!! Lesnar picks up Lita...F-5!!! He picks up Raven...F-5!!!! HHH pushes a chair in the ring. Brock picks up Raven and F-5s him on the chair!!! Bobby Heenan: Oh My GODDDD!!!!!! Joey Styles: You can't say that, that's my line! Heenan: Fine...can we both say it at the same time? Styles: sure. Heenan and Styles: OH MY GODDDDDD!!!! Styles (in his shrieking black metal voice): The fourth member of Evolution is Brock Lesnar!!!!!!

He just got rid of her ugly face. He should be promoted to mod or something.

in a feud that was just as lame as the one where the STEINER BROTHERS attacked him with pitbulls

Wow. Thanks Sass.

So people's teeth are evolving to be more horselike? Stupid Darwin.

And weren't you spending a majority of this thread spewing all kinds of crap about LA winning?

I have to admit...that's the best picture of Kylie you've posted thus far But it doesn't show her beautiful buckteeth.

I second that. Zao is propably the best melodic hardcore band. Dog Fashion Disco FREAKING owns.

The type of women team Kotz attracts: The type of women team FS attracts: 10 out of 10 chicks in metal bands prefer team FS.