Steviekick

I always thought that GE Smith's stuf on SNL was pretty good, but I can't imagine what listening to a whole set of him would be like.

I don't remember what the name was, but the one I'm talking about had a HUUUGE track listing on it, cause it was mostly samples,

who had a sloppy albeit enjoyable tag match with HAYABUSA against Sabu and Rob Van Dam @ Heatwave 98

The best plug I've heard in a while. I can't wait to have my Gerweitz impression lowered ageain

who was more the ladies man than DEAN MALENKO could ever be

That's ridiculous. I found a pic of your supervisor

I prefer Masshole to Swamp. In my world Sweden>Masshole>Swamp>Power

and he likes to call women lik DAWN MARIE a tomato

and RHYNO is another Michiganiac just like him

That's very upsetting to hear. My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

who CYRUS brought in to help the Network back in ECW

it's my dream for Stratovarius to cover the Power Rangers theme. I would buy that CD and play it till it broke. It would be like angels singing.

Alive IV was worth picking up. Some of the choir/orchestra arrangements helped enhance their sound. I may get the DVD, but I'm satisfied with the CD

who was behind the horrible haircut that was given to Andre the Giant, which wasn't as bad as the one that poor KANE received when he was unmasked

Goldust/Storm could be entertaining as a feud, but that means that they are going to have to haul ass to get Storm some heat, since they've pretty much killed him. His character's on life support. As for Zach as a Mattitude follower, I really don't know how I feel about that. The one thing that protects him is the fact that he's based on sympathy. Being an ass/treated like dirt by Matt Hardy will totally kill him.

True, but Helms' friendship with Gerwitz doesn't seem to have benefitted him too much. His push rate is very inconsistent. One week he's a tag champion and helping Kane in his feud with HHH, next week he's on Heat.

and they're best rookie was RON REESE. Yikes.

Newsarama posted the news bits from the Ultimates panel @ Wizard World. You could read it here http://newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php...=&threadid=5051. Or you could enjoy m spin on the news. * Ultimate Fantastic Four will be by Brian Bendis, , Mark Millar and Adam Kubert. That creative team shouldn't suck. I'll read that one since the regular Fantastic Four will be flushed down the toilet now that Mark Waid isn't writing anymore. David Mack is the next writer on Ultimate X-Men. * Bendis and Mark Bagley want to stay on Ultimate Spidey for a long time. That's good. It's propably the best book I don't read or care about. * Joe Quesada was happy with the 6 page Ult. Six prologue he did for Wizard #0. He says there will be more like that from him in the future. Apparently he can run Marvel and still put out more material than Brian Hitch can. * Ultimate Adventures, another crappy title, has issues #5 and #6 on the way. Yawn. * Ultimate Spidey will get his own version of Carnage, Black Cat is coming to fight with Elektra, and Spidey deals with being the victim of a movie about him with out his permission/consent. * Direct quote since I can't figure out how to do it better: * Mark Millar says that the Ultimate War fits in Ultimates continuity after issue #13. He also says that Bryan Hitch is drawing like 5+ pages a week. And they are still late/behind. Great artist, terrible work rate. * Millar also said that he tries to stay at least one issue ahead of Hitch so Ultimates has timely references. Maybe he's the reason why that title is so far behind and not Hitch... * Quesada said that their may be more than just Ultimate Fan. 4 as part of the expansion of the Ultimate line. * Bendis and Millar will co-write UF4, since their writing styles are different. *Kubert will do at least the first full story arc of UF4. It will be inked by Danny Mikki and Dave Stewart will color. Their origin will be made more contemporary. As long as they're still the same characters, but more better. And we will have ultimate Dr. Doom * December will be “Ultimate Starts” month: UF4 #1, Ultimates Volume 2 #1, and new related story arcs in Ult. Spidey and Ult. X-Men. * The second volume of Ultimates is more sequal like, they said. There will be some one issue stories. So we don't have endings that span months *cough*Hitchisaslowartist*cough* * Ultimates USA gets a rival Ultimates super power. We may see Ultimate Cap. Britain. Now that is an obscure character that deserves to get a second chance at greatness in Ultimates form. * Hank Pym will try to get back on the Ultimates' good sides, but winds up going to an Ultimates version of the Defenders but more pathetic. While this could be cool, I think it sucks because I hate the thought that the Ultimateverse will be so bogged down with characters like the Marvelverse. * Quesada feels that the Ultimateverse should be slowly developed. That goes back to my earlier point about why I think It is better. * Mack's run on Ultimate X-Men will bring us the New Mutants and Wolverine's wife. * Millar said that the brain tumor that was supposed to kill Ultimate Iron Man has been forgotten. Apparently he has decided that he can apply WWE continuity to the Ultimateverse. *Ultimates Volume 1 and Ultimate Spider-Man (with 35 pages of extras) will be published in hardcover form. * There are talks about an ongoing Ultimate Daredevil series. Salvador Larocca is not working on it. I though the mini series was very well done, very different but still Miller-esque. * Millar and Hitch will be around for at least 2-3 years, and Millar will do his first Marvelverse story in that period. That sounds pretty good to me * The Ultimate Sandman will debut in Ultimate Spider-Man #46. Starvenger will be happy. --------- That's basically the whole thing in a nutshell. If you like the "Steviekick-ed" version of the article, or you think it sucked, just tell me. If you all hate it, I'll just post the original text. If you enjoyed it, than I will post it this way. I apologize for any and all type-o's. And yes, I love Hitch's work, but it annoys me that Ultimates takes forever.

The shark cage was a stroke of genius. That made me laugh really loudly.

Damn. I always miss Spider-Man. After getting home from work late and having dinner, my Friday night will be spent clearing off the shit on my bed so I can go to bed, but before that interneting.

who has to be the least talented alumni of the DUNGEON

I could so see that. Raven was fired because he prefers the more heady thought provoking edgy comics from Vertico than the adolescent power trip comics of Marvel. Damn, Hurricane better be careful. Gerwitz will make him change his Green Lantern tatoo into a Spider-Man symbol because Spidey is cooler in his mind.

That's so ridiculous. They should be happy if their employees come up to them trying to help out with creative. Not that everyone should have total control of themselves like in WCW, but people who have ideas should be allowed tto suggest them. If Crash did threaten Gerwitz, than I think that the decision was right. But if he didnt threaten him, that's pretty messed up. I really can't see Crash being an asshole like that.

It's funny because it's true. Although I've never seen him wrestle, I've heard his shooting star press is better than Kidman's. Who do you think will get to keep it as a finisher?

That's great. Primus is my favorite of the Les-bands. I've tried to see Frog Brigade twice, unsuccesfully. The last time there was a biker fight/picnic by the venue and it was blocked off, so I decided maybe I should just go to the movies that night instead