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Who is this False Face Society character? His fantasy team has a sort of charming "haunted house" quality about it, but playing him is almost like having an off week. He started Tony Romo last week. Think about that for a second.

Now every time that I read a Senator Government post, I think "Hey, man, think this guy is rubbing his balls right now?" It hasn't changed my opinion of him any, though.

You would think that staph infections would be a big issue in wrestling. I seem to remember Foley mentioning in one of his books something about Undertaker having a really nasty staph infection and shooting torrents of pus across a room. And yet a Cleveland Brown can't play with one of these things? Pampered athletes.

You leave Incandenza out of this.

The first part of that made me laugh really hard. When the dinosaur was introduced as Zoofus...oh, man. Kinda tailed off after that, though.

Something pretty fascinating, I bet. I'm pretty sure I was around for that version of the board, but I have no recollection of any of it. For me, the TSM lineage begins in early 2002 when whatever it was that caused us to start these accounts happened. Some of those names took me back, though.

If I run into Mark Arm, I'll definitely mention you.

Is that rodeo cowboy still on the roster? If not, they could sign Jeff George.

I'd have to say the Giants, too. Solid all-around team that can beat you a lot of different ways. I wouldn't be at all opposed to a Titans-Giants Super Bowl.

I will do no such thing.

I went to the store and bought some beer. Beyond that, it's tough to say.

Looks like "Walk Away Renee" to me.

Hmm. But then I might actually have to do those things. Then again, it might feel good to give something back to society after having taken so very, very much.

Alas, neither of my parents are old or sickly. Mid 40s and in perfect health, as far as I know.

I don't know how accepting of asshole pics YouTube is. If I'm posting TSM videos on PornTube, then the whole thing is getting a little out of hand.

Of course, if I'm looking for a second go-round, I'll probably have to come clean about it. I'm thinking that "I'm crashing with my folks right now" sounds a lot better than "I'm living with my parents," so I'm going with that. Also, I'll likely play up the whole "undiagnosed illness crippled me financially" angle. It's true enough for me.

We'll wait and see how I bored I get. I think I covered a lot of this ground in my "Men of TSM" video, though.

I'm starting to think that I'm going to be really self-conscious about living with my parents. But I guess if I managed to get laid when I worked at McDonald's, I can probably manage this, too. Of course, I used to lie about that every time I met someone promising. I'd tell girls that I freelanced.

I was looking at that "Agent and Incandenza Meet" thread yesterday. I'd enjoy it a lot more if the pictures still worked, seeing as how half of the thread is people commenting on the pictures.

I don't know that I've ever been obviously posting drunk in the classic KOAB/Amnesia Glasscock "whatr de fucck!!" sort of way. But I've certainly posted things that I would not have had I been sober. In fact, the majority of my contributions to "Graphics and Testing" would fall under that catergory.

You're right, you know. I've at least done one really great thing, which is more than most of these miserable fuckers can claim. But having already painted my masterpiece, where do I find the will to continue painting?

So this is happening pretty soon. I'll be flying out on the 22nd. I understand that the town I'll be living in, Bremerton, is a hotbed of drug-related violent crime. But on the plus side, it's only a 60 minute ferry ride away from downtown Seattle. And once there, I'll be but a 60 minute fairy ride away from ecstasy. So, all right.

I sometimes fear that I peaked both as a poster and as a person with that underwear picture back in 2003. Like it was the one perfect thing that I ever did and I've just been spinning my wheels ever since, trying to recapture some long-lost magic.

Now I read that Shockey is hated in the New Orleans locker room and could potentially get DeAngelo Hall-ed before too long. I should probably just drop the guy altogether, but I can't help but think that he's eventually going to bounce back and have a big game. Especially with Brees throwing 50 times a game, and with the Saints constantly playing from behind because their defense is so awful. I don't know. It'll definitely be Zack Miller next week, though.

The Saints are pretty much done, which makes the NFC South a threeway race between the Bucs, Falcons, and Panthers. Carolina has a one game lead in the division, but one of their two losses came in an embarrassing thrashing at the hands of Tampa a few weeks back. Tampa also holds a head-to-head victory over Atlanta. If we can take care of business at home against a deflated and injury-depleted Saints team, I'd feel pretty okay about splitting the other two remaining division games, both of which are on the road. I think the division title will ultimately go to either us or Carolina, and the other team will be one of the two wild cards.