Nighthawk

4 Xmases... before that movie came out, I said "There's no way this movie works, timeframe wise. There's like 20 minutes of set up, maybe ten minutes of wrap up. That leaves 15 minutes per Xmas, assuming a 90 minute movie, there's no way there's enough time!" Then I find out it's less than 90 minutes! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Fuckface Assassin.

Well, I'm going to PM. It's also not that hard.

Moe Syzlak Not as fun coming right on the heels of the Simpsons draft, but he is, as I said, my favorite character on the show by far. He will be the elephant in the room for me if I don't take him.

Oh yeah... and ditto Kimmy Gibbler.

I liked the Joker myself. Also Tyler Durden. I knew they'd be first rounders when I chose Plainview though. Couldn't pick anybody but him.

Well, it does have some structural framework. Family Guy sees the line and crosses it sometimes. You want a show that completely ignores the line: Robot Chicken.

Call me crazy, but I much prefer Family Guy now. It's always been a show of extremes that makes no sense, might as well take it to the natural conclusion.

I love drafts, and would prefer that we run drafts on different subjects forever. I'm a compulsive list-maker, you see. It's why I love cracked.com so much. I seriously used to just make up lists of my favorite film characters and shit for absolutely no reason. This trend has been wonderful for me.

And another boy murdered his little brother.

Daniel Plainview

Hm? Perhaps socially and culturally stupid, but in fact something of the reverse happened as far as his intelligence. He began as a nerdy overachiever... ended up inventing time machines, teleporters, clones, etc.

I like it too. The original is really pretty goofy in its own right, viewed with the right perspective.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Toki Wartooth

I pre-emptively sign up for any drafts at all, including an episodes draft.

My first backup: Australian Bartender: "I'll just have a coffee." "Beer it is." "No, I said coffee." "Beer." "Cof...fee." "Be...er?" "C-O..." "B-E..." Bruno or Tobias Drundridge would also have been good. Nitpicky gripes: At this point I will say there is no legitimate reason I shouldn't have been able to draft Armin Tamzarian. He's as legitimate a character as anyone else, and since I don't live in Springfield, I'm not bound by the torture declaration. There were two inanimate carbon rods in the episode. Should have specified.

Southern California maybe.

As you can see these guys discussing, there's different types, but you should probably get one of those Electric Wizard albums, or, I don't know, something by Sunn O))). You know what else? Eyehategod. Sludgy filth doom, that is.

Not much. Yeah, I do actually feel sorry for some of you. I mean, hell, panties is one of my favorite words. Misusing "literally" I suppose is one of mine.

I totally agree with that. I hate them for the same reason I hate singer/songwriter covers of gangsta rap. It's disrespectful.

Well we're all dying. Just at different paces. /Palahniuk

No wait, I meant yes. It is.

Not.