Nighthawk

This entry in my phone is my own home number, actually. I sometimes call myself and leave messages on the machine to remind myself of things. I don't know why I even have it... I think I'm the only one that even knows that number. Post its would probably be cheaper. I was like 12 when I entered myself as 'The Masta'.

It's funnier in the context of the whole picture, actually.

Oh yeah, she absolutely deserved that. That's what the grammy awards should be about. Pop stars. Like the days when Michael Jackson would take home 10 or so.

How typically Banky.

So is Banky really gone? Where'd he go?

Well, Britney Spears deserves it, even though I don't know what she won it for.

No, you idiot! That's completely different.

Oh man was I sick last night. I like this curry_man2002, he's pretty. Send him back to gen pop before I take him under my wing.

Names in my phone book: Amy Amanda Perez Amanda Weasley Brit Britney Fu Shin Incandenza James Lee John McLaughlin Kimbo Morgan Rockey Pasta Pizza Pizza2 Pizza3 Pork Rigel Syl The Masta Your Mom Work Work2 Like half of those are restaurants.

I just called Agent as well and was able to correctly guess his voicemail message. I left him a shortish rambling message which he won't hear according to him.

Latent homosexuality.

Stephen Dedalus

His name is actually Jeeves Goldenkranz. Spaceman Spiff told me. I didn't really do to bet. I tried, but I'm just too awake.

Fuck this, i', going to bed.

Hey Mascot, why don't you call me.

Get a FUCKING headset, cheapskate.

aim me then. My name is IDRMRulz4Life. I'm trying to get Spoon to call em, but he wont do it either.

How dare you refer to me as internet people. I just talked to Marney on the internet. I'm flying on confidence.

Call me back Inc! I'm drunk, we can talk. Or maybe I'll give Kotzy my number instead?

I talked to Marney. She was nice, yes, but she refused to cyber with me... I still love her, but it's not filthy anymore. Damn you smartmarks for forcing me to sexually fantasize about her! Maybe I'll talk to her again some time.

"Dr. Rock" is a fuck of a track. "Dr. Rock, see what you can make of it!" gets me every time.

I was debating whether to give my real name or my tsm name.

I just called you. You're right, it's gay.

I will. In a minute.