Nighthawk

Best one was a house show where Eddy Guererro was about to kick a guy's ass for throwing a bottle while his daughters were in the ring. I saw the thrower, his wife and child all reduced to tears. He waited until it was mostly empty before jumping the rail after this guy, but I waited because I knew something would happen.

What I don't understand about Mexicans is the way they plaster decals of farm animals all over their vehicles. I asked a guy once, the dude had no idea. He did it because all the other Mexicans did it. Also once I saw this truck, it was a violent shade of aquamarine, had cows and sheep and roosters all down the sides of it. It had curtains on the windshield (drawn back as this thing was driving down the road, but real, honest to god curtains). Had a fucking huge horse as a hood ornament. Not rearing back or anything, it was in a very docile pose. It was blaring mariachi music. After Prince's bike in Purple Rain, that's the vehicle I'd most like to own.

It's not a tumor.

Jingus is talking about Sabu. I saw Glacier just a couple weeks ago. Didn't bother to talk to him or anything. But he was there.

I scratched inside my ears with a toothpick and it came out bloody.

Get some pizza.

Hogan was my Lord and Savior at the time. That match breaks me up more than Gibson's Passion.

It was because he looked like someone I know who acts gay, but is not.

Guy third from left there looks gay.

My brother used to have a friend that swore his uncle (and his uncle was legitimately at least 500 pounds, making this funnier) was good friends with the Undertaker and hung out at his house all the time. And that he knew that Kane was really his brother because of this, because he came over one time and they rode four wheelers, Kane wearing his mask the whole time. That's not a real encounter, but quite funny. And once I saw Edge in the supermarket and he had a cart full of sausage. That really did happen. A female friend of mine claims to have fucked him. I see wrestlers quite frequently, actually, as so many of them live around her. Tampa, you know.

Yeah, well I have the Milli Vanilli episode on tape.

How could any guy get beaten up like a girl? It's pathetic. I'll hit a girl if she attacks me... not hard enough to really hurt her, but enough so she knows I can if I want to. They stop then.

I partially agree with this assesment except the whole album is boring unless I'm in the right mood. This mood involves wine and candles.

Well, that was a bizarre exchange.

Love the Hermione Granger name drop.

I think the real question is whether or not the building actually holds 80,000.

Yeah yeah. Why don't you go here and pick out everyone from this forum.

The thread wasn't a contest.

They're still incredibly stupid. This is the kind of thing that's funny when you say it, but not when you actually do it. This thread was sufficient. Also, I'm referenced, but not explicitly named, so that's not good enough either.

Pac really should have shaved his head for it. Would have seemed like he cared.

Ok... Get A Life: Bored Straight Get A Life: construction workers remodel the kitchen... can't remember the name Mr. Show: Rudy Will Await Your Foundation Curb Your Entusiasm: Porno Gil Tales From the Crypt: And All Through the House Simpsons: Cape Feare Sanford and Son: the one where they move a piano for a gay man Jerry Springer: GWAR The Prisoner: final episode MST3K: Final Justice I tried to limit it to one per show... had to have two Get A Life's though.

Are you really Mos Def, hip hop superstar and acting sensation?

Who asked you?

Wait, that isn't funny at all...

Peppermints taste like Christmas.