Boner Kawanger

Being an OPTIMIST extends your life? About 97% of us better start digging our graves then.

Tuesday, January 29, 2036 making me...49?! What the fuck is this, the middle ages?

The bastard stole a win from Undertaker at... some 1997 PPV because of interference by Kane. And then... yea... the rest is history... 1997: Country music singer/wrestler (work with me) Jeff Jarrett beats the Undertaker after Kane interferes. 2003: Rapper/wrestler John Cena beats the Undertaker after A-Train interferes. The writers are SUCH hacks when you break every little thing down and change certain facts to fit your cockamamie theories. Why DID Jarrett and Taker wrestle at that PPV (which was IYH: Degeneration X)?

Jack enjoyed his role as the Joker and he's friendly with Burton and probably Keaton as well. So I wouldn't be surprised if Jack did a commentary track; and a good one at that. Although I wonder if it'd be a chopped up track with all 3 guys or if they'd be in the same room watching the movie together. Good point. I also wouldn't be shocked if this was one of those commentaries where they use old sound bites from interviews.

I used to have the "Original 1989 ABC 20/20 Spot" on tape when I was little. I'm hoping to God this is true, by the way. But I don't know about Jack Nicholson on a commentary...he just doesn't hit me as the type to do a commentary. Hopefully, he'll surprise me.