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The tattoo supposedly tells his life story or something somehow, so if a Samoan ever calls you a liar, don't start any shit. They've got relatives. A LOT of relatives.

I still mark out for Zombie Flair and his feud with Fozzy.

And then Cena is replaced by Shawn Michaels at the last minute.

Hell no.

Yes, I can reccommend Haggard, too. I couldn't wait for the official (i.e. cheaper/retail) release and got it at a skate shop for $30. Hilarious. And I can't wait to finally get They Live.

Then don't start it with "why". If a sentence is meant to be a command, it needs to be in the "You Understood" form. It's set up like this: Turn on the light. I'm directing that at you, which comes before "turn". The you is understood to be there. Oh, and how does my sarcasm suck if I'm not being sarcastic? I'm being a smartass. If I wanted to be sarcastic, I'd say you were a witty chap with a striking grasp of second grade English.

Why don't you use a question mark?

You have transcranial magnetic brain stimulation? I thought you were just retarded.

Brock is fucking scary and unstoppable. I dominated Eddie with him (not sacreligious, I thought it would produce a good match). Eddie didn't get one move in.

The general populus of the board seems to love the show and I glanced at some spoilers. This is gonna be good. Andy returns, all the supporting characters are there, plus more. I'm not good at doing this.

That's a good point. But if I read "teh" I still pronounce it phonetically, because it makes me laugh.

I envy you, sir.

I don't know why, but this made my fucking day and continues to make me laugh whenever I think about it.

Wow, I thought this thread was gonna be a huge, seven page discussion on the after-effects of 9/11 and how it is portrayed today. And then Johnson made the thread.

I'm gonna print this out and tape it to every teacher I hate's door.

That Pokerface guy wrestled a dark match on RAW as a heel. He was awesome.

What's the storyline for Death and the Maidens? All I saw was you saying it had Ra's, Zsa and that sparked my interest.

Speaking of GI Joe, I remember my friend having the 12-inch Cobra Commander figure with removable hood. I was obssessed with seeing under it. He just kept telling me "It's only a ninja mask.". That didn't matter. I had to take off the hood. And one day, I did. It was a fucking ninja mask underneath. I guess I should learn to listen to people or something.

I rented the game today and so far few complaints. The control...it handles kind of "loosey-goosey" and it gets on my nerves when I'm not facing the other wrestler. I also can't figure out how to do the Leg Drop of Doom. Heavens to Betsy. I've tried running and pressing A+B while the other wrestler was down. How can I enjoy the game without this?!

John Carpenter's Dark Star John Carpenter's The Fog Batman: The Movie (1966) Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Crawling Hand, I Accuse My Parents, Manos: Hands of Fate (~!), Mitchell, The Brain (Head?) That Wouldn't Die, The Wild World of Batwoman, and Beginning of the End

Let's...find out. A one: Elf (2003) (producer) A two: Resistance (2003) (director) A three: Resistance (2003) (writer) Three credits at IMDb.

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Never been pulled over, but I know someone who's been driving just as long as I have with FIVE tickets.

ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN? HELL YES.

I was kinda hoping the guy who started the thread would explain to us what is is, which is why I clicked on it.