Justice

See, I think that'd be fucking great. ------ "So Zyon, let's check out this clip..." "... Dude, that's a clip of you." "I know. Isn't it great? Did I tell you I also speak German?"

21. On average, your generic superhero has made enough trips back in time to make even Star Trek writers blush.

Not sure. If you have any sort of irc, though, you should be able to access chat.

18. "Hi, I'm from Earth!" "... Which one?" "Which one?" "Yeah, because of fuck-ups in continuity, we've had to create over 42,151,243,165 different parallel universes." "Oh. Well... uh... #43?" "VAMPIRE! HE'S FROM VAMPIRE EARTH!"

Good promo. I love the reference back to the Clan, but as well how you've freed yourself of it. Plus, I like the addition of James as a confidant. I'm guessing we might see more of him in the future when Fury is in tough times...

Could we maybe have an 'All-time High Score' and a 'Weekly High Score' thing, so you get the best of both worlds?

Alright, I'll start this out. 1) Who are you, and what have you done this year? - I'm Justice, and I've been starting to get actively involved in CC since late October/early November. I haven't done much in the wya of promo writing, but I'm in something with Kevin Coyote right now and I've helped impliment a few ideas that we've had floating around for a while now. 2) What do you think of CC and their work at this time? - Think, overall, we've improved a bunch. We still sort of have trouble with some of our booking decisions, but we're pretty flexible and good when it comes to changing things to fit people's schedules and plans. I think we also had a few screw-ups early on because both Raynor and I were really new at this (i.e. Ramadomination and most of the stuff surrounding that), but I think we've becomea lot better. Also, I think it's helped that we've become a bit more active and involved in storylines and shows. 3) What do you think this fed's strongest suit is? - Hm. I think we're really good on the technical side of things, especially with varied gimmick matches, like with the Hardcore Title right now. I think we have a few really funny/interesting gimmicks out there at the moment. 4) What do you think the fed's weakest suit is? - In all honesty, I think the fed has lost a lot of 'entertainment' for the whole 'psychology' thing. I love psychologically sound matches, but I think that things like emotion and comedy are getting short-changed. We get too serious at times, and I think we really need to be a bit more silly (Which is why we added Matt Myers into the mix of things). 5) Do you have any suggestions for changes in how we run things? - A while back, I think we suggested a 'Storyline Consultant' whose job it was to make sure everyone was involved in an angle or something. It was supposed to be Outcast, but he's as reliable as the weather and it never really got off the ground. I'd like to have someone who doesn't mark matches or anything like that, but just keeps track of storylines and stuff. If anyone has any suggestions for that, tell us them. Another one a while back was the idea of a 'Union Representative', who would be an active guy who got to help out CC with the guys in terms of suggesting things that the actives might want, and just making sure that CC is really paying attention to the guys who are writing everything. This was a suggestion back when Stubby was around (When we had NO sort of power at all as actives) and while it's not as pertinent nowadays, I'd love to see someone like Muzz to help us out (It was basically a mod and CC station). 6) Overall, do you like the direction the fed is headed in? - Personally? Yeah, I think it's a lot better than a few months ago. I think everyone is a lot more excited nowadays, and with our recent roster explosion (We have somewhere around 28 people) and a good amount of big things going on, I think we are headed in the right direction.

11. The first and most obvious guy you expect is NEVER the guy who actually did it. It's always the #4391 choice, right after #4390 (Your dog) and #4389 (Ted at the office who is ALWAYS STEALING THE LAST FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE).

First off, I fucking HATE the Lions black uniforms. The classic Baby Blue and Silver is so, so much better. 2ndly, didn't the Red Wings' Away uniforms get like in the top 4 of ESPN's Top Uniform contest or something? I don't pay attention to too many of those, but damned if it wasn't well deserved. I love the white jerseys (I wish they were still the home ones, as well), but BLACK for the RED WINGS? Gah.

I think Andrea is our chief medical consultant on our little 'Staff' sheet.

Whoa whoa whoa... Kwame ain't no Uncle Tom. Kwame's just a hooker-killing, money-embezzling, no-nothing fuck. Get it right.

Yeah, Deja Vu was specifically a tag team (Though they had a few singles matches as well).

Cru, you think cricket makes sense. Shouldn't that immediately disqualify you from any logical argument?

w00ty! I got a score on Asteriods that shall NEVER be toppled... ...Until maybe two weeks from now.

"Am I missing an eyebrow?"

Well, you have the war of 1970, then the Yom Kippur War, and then we have Yassar Arafat. Israel did give back the Sinai, I don't think they want this sort of fighting. If you want to claim they 'broke borders', understand that it was more in a response to both wars (including the guerilla warfare that was coming out of many of these places into Israel itself). Again, I've read many of the Security Council Resolutions. They aren't that big: many are against the celebration of victory in the wars they've won and other very trivial things. I'm not trying to write them off, but have you seriously read them? They aren't nearly as big a deal as you make them out to be. If you can't honestly admit that the Palestinians have been victimized by other Arab countries as well, I don't know what to say. So many of the problems have come because of other countries have used the Palestinians as some sort of arguing point for trying to exterminate Israel from the region. And so do bus bombs, grenade attacks... they all were happening back then. It's a cycle. And what do you think about Jenin and that lie, just to ask. What, you said that they had been there for quote "hundreds of years". They actually haven't been there for hundreds of years. Who else lived there for longer than the Palestinians, because I'm honestly confused (You left out some noun there). What changed the peace? The invasion when the Arab nations turned down the 1948 Compromise. There really isn't much else to be explained there. ... Okay, so because they were smaller, that makes them somehow justified in attacking Israel? Wow, didn't know that one. No matter who was bigger or smaller, the 7 Nations Army wasn't justified in attacking Israel. Good way to ignore "What would Israel have to gain from oppressing the Palestinians" with a few ad homin attacks. OMG THE US FUNDS IT! That's not even related to the point at hand: Why is Israel heavily armed in the first place? Why do they feel a need to continue to be heavily armed? Because of places like Iran, Syria, and other hostile Arab Nations. Again, what do they have to gain? The US isn't paying them to oppress the Palestinians. Oppressing them only makes democracy less stable. What do they get out of pushing down the Palestinians if the Palestinians aren't starting things up with the Israelis? The Israelis WANT peace. The Palestinians... well, I think they do to. I want to think they do. But people like Hamas don't. They are one of the big reasons Israel is still doing checkpoints and other things like that. I understand why they bulldoze apartment complexes on occasion (I've seen pictures of them finding explosives labs and other such things in them). You recognize why the Palestinians do what they do, but what about the Israelis? They've fought tooth and nail for their existance since they were founded. Now they have a group of people who run around into crowded marketplaces, buses, nightclubs, and weddings (Yes, you wanna play the wedding card) and explod.e. I can understand why they could be a bit ruthless. I don't like it, my nation isn't under siege like theirs is. ... What the hell are you TALKING about? Barak's deal was close to 1948 in it's generosity. You keep talking about '1967! 1967!' but those borders were giving control of Palestinian Territories to Jordan and Egypt. That's the reason why they don't go back to them, idiot. I would love a one-state solution. The problem is that over about 40 years of wars and 20 years of terrorism/freedom fighters, I find it greatly unlikely. When it comes down to it, I find that the Palestinians are victims that don't even realized that they are being used by their Arab 'Allies' as a talking point for attacking Israel (Many Arab Nations couldn't care less about the actual Palestinians). As for Israel, I understand that they've done things that are wrong. But I can understand why they have a reason to be built up, and to be brutal.

I read Zyon's ending, and it is by far one of the best 'Fuck endings ever. It'd be criminal if he didn't post his match.

Yeah. That was really refreshing to read a few reasonably-sized matches at PPV for once.

Sweet, sweet timekillers. SWF Favorite Writer(s)? As an older guy, I'd say Flesher is definitely up there, but also Edwin as well as Ejiro, CIA, and Mak. All had a real good balance of comedy, drama, description, and psychology that really could draw you into a match. Favorite Match(es)? Raynor vs. MacPhisto is easily the greatest match of the fed, for anyone who followed the history and build behind it. CIA vs. Mak vs. Renegade for the JL World Title is another classic that a lot of people just don't know about because it was from so long ago. Mak vs. Fugue, Tom vs. ELM (Ultimate Submissions), Edwin vs. Lerrin Breggan (Canadian Deathmatch), and Jay Dawg vs. Ash Ketchum (Hide and Seek) are all ones that newer guys should look up. Favorite Promo(s)? My personal favorite promos are all the goodbye ones after Genesis III, with Edwin and Raynor standing out in particular. Sean Atlas/Spike (Not the one you guys know) did some incredibly cool ones when he returned. Favorite Character(s)? Fugue and Ejiro stand out, by far, as two of my favorite characters. Fugue for the incredibly cool gimmick, and Ejiro for the ability to take a character and make his turn so damn believable. I think he's the only guy to ever take his low charisma seriously outside of WC. Well, now that we've mentioned him, Wildchild, old school Silent, Edwin MacPhisto, CIA, old-school Zed and TNT, and even Frost. Favorite Spot(s)? Probably Edwin and Raynor going through all the old-school carnie finishers would be the best spot of the fed, just because when you figured it all out, with Raynor using the finishers of all the 'fallen' Carnies and Edwin finally busting out the Walk Off... it just added so much emotion to the match I was amazed. A few other notables are: Mak passing out against Fugue, MVS tapping out to the Referee in the Hell with a Wallet Chain match, Zed getting the 7th Inning Stretch on Outcast in the Carnies Losing Wargames match (WHICH SHOULD HAVE WON, DAMN YOU ALL) Favorite Move Names? Encore Cross, Joker's Wild, Ejirocution, Wild Ride, Walk Off, Surprise Witness, MI Slam, Minor Chord, Major Cord, Coda, Boilermaker, Early Winter, Ragnarok... I dunno if I can think of any others off the top of my head. Favorite Stipulation(s)? TLC. I might have been surprised by it beforehand (And a bit pissed, as W&D and us had a different blowoff in mind), but it was an incredibly fun and liberating match to write. Canadian Deathmatch is also a fun one (And an SWF Original!) Least Favorite Stipulation(s)? Inferno Match. I've had to do one before, and I just friggin hated every second of it. Favorite Match(es) and Promo(s) (Written by you)? Going up against Deja Vu was one of my favorites, with the Air Judge as my all time favorite spot because I got to use the "Desperate Times call for Desperate Measures" line. Of my own promos, a few of my earlier ones are good, but my favorites to write had to be where I subbed in for Tom writing a few promos for Thugg vs. the Magnificent 7, which was incredible fun. Just being able to write the Carnies semi-accurately was fun. Dream Matches? A rematch against Tom for myself, MacPhisto vs. Tom, Stubby vs. MacPhisto circa Summer 2002, the Fallen vs. Justice and Rule vs. Wild and Dangerous vs. DVD in a TLC match. Dream Angles? Oh God, I've had a few, but I want to save them as surprises if I ever do comeback. Funny Moment(s)? Writing an ambush of the Carnies in the previously mentioned promos I did for Tom, I was in chat and trying to figure out how to make the Carnies' retreat that much better. So CIA is there and tells me "Well, why don't you toss me through the door?" I loved imagining that wacky Canadian suddenly getting pitched through a closed wooden door. Also Ejiro vs. Judge (CLASH OF THE MEGAPOWERS!!!!!) and Justice and Rule vs. Deja Vu standout as my own personal funniest moments. Fondest Memories? Writing a lot of my tag matches with Ejiro, and planning sessions for big angles with Tom and other guys. When you get into big angles, you can't believe how fun they are to write. Plus, a lot of chat moments from long ago, like oping Silent for the first time, and my mega-hyper beatdown from HHH in chat when I was alone in chat. Any Regrets? Fucking up my return as badly as I did. I had a really good angle with Tox planned with it, but sadly all it ended up doing was breaking some toss-away character's neck. I've became most friendly with...? Tom, Ejiro, and are the top three from the past. Nowadays, I talk to JJ and Mike a lot about things. Wrestling Favorite Federation? Eh, skip for now. I don't remember much about real wrestling nowadays... Personal I'll finish this later, too.

Yes, resolutions like against having military parades after winning the 6 Days War. I've seen many of the resolutions; it really doesn't add up to anything henious. Unless we are talking about the slaughter of so many innocent that happened a few years ago that never actually happened. Of course, because it's all Zionist plots, because the Jews are obviously out to dominate the region. But in all seriousness, look at why they do what you are talking about: Much of this is a response to suicide bombers and other actions taken by what is now the government in power there. Do you honestly think they want walls? They have them there for their own protection. But whatever. It's all obviously there to hurt the Palestinians because the Israelis are simply big bullies. On Palestine existing for hundreds of years... No, not really. It started being called Palestine under the rule of the Ottomans in the 19th Century. Most of the Palestinians there today are related from Saudi Arabia, and started about maybe 50 to 60 years ahead of the Jews. So yes, most recently the 'native' Palestinians have been there, but the Jews were there long before (And still existed in pockets under the Turks) and I wouldn't say that 50 or so years leaves the Palestinians with a claim of 'Homeland' as you are giving it. Arguably, the Jews are the true historic owners of the land, and were forcibly ejected long before the Palestinians as we know them ever came into existance. I'm not going to claim you forgot that, either, since you probably didn't know it in the first place. Why do we fund Israel? Because it is quite simply the friendliest and most stable democracy in the region. Forced into Suicide bombings? Have you ever thought that after a dozen or so 'Wars of Extermination', the Israelis could be partly victimized here? Do you think that their increased militarization is a direct result of these wars, and that they are to discourage more military attacks against them? You act as though Israelis... I mean, Zionists haven't tried to broker for peace. Let's forget about people like Ehud Barak (Who had a nice offer for peace), as well as Yitzak Rabin. Can you honestly claim that Yassar Arafat has done anything close to that for the Palestinians? Beautiful that you ignore the fact that THE SIX DAY WAR occurred during this time. Whatever you are talking about was after the war, when Israel took over the Jordanian and Egyptian-controlled areas. No offense, but that's the Arabs on the outside screwing the Palestinians over, not the Israelis. All the checkpoints and such came as a result of Arab agression and the claim that there wouldn't be peace with Israel. Of course, we have to mention pregnant women. Because we can't have Zionist plots without the murder of pregnant women. I'm sure they celebrated that at the night club later on. Well, before someone blew it up. If you've actually read up on the history of Israel, you'd realize that other Arab countries using Palestine as a political tool while not giving a shit about what happens to the Palestinians is part of the problem, as well as the simple problem of getting a Palestinian leader that will really work for peace. The Israelis don't have any stake in pissing off a population that is fast outpacing them in growth, why do it? The whole conspiracy around Israel wanting to piss all over the Palestinians doesn't have logic to it because they really don't have anything to gain.

Megaforce, which basically personifies everything that was horrible about 80's action movies in one fell swoop. This was back when Dirt Bikes could do anything, including taking out M48 Patton Tanks. Another classic with my circle of friends is Full Metal Ninja, which is an utterly hilarious ninja flick which is actually a Chinese Kung-Fu flick spliced together with a bunch of guys who decided to shoot a ninja film in their backyard. The hilarious 'crossing paths' parts, where the movies sort of 'meet' is excellent, and the pink ninja gi (That says "Ninja" on the yellow headband) has to be seen to be believed. Warbus is a 'great' Vietnam flick if you don't mind them travelling them around the jungle in a PERFECTLY AND IMMACULATELY CLEANED YELLOW SCHOOLBUS. It's fucking hilarious. Not sure if there are any others that I can name offhand right now. These really stand heads above the other ones I've rented. Thank you, Family Video VHS Section, for giving my friends and I such a generous bounty of horrible movies.

Across the region? Very little has really changed, at least, due to us. Outside of Iraq, it's hard to find something that has changed because of us. I'm sure this is supposed to lead to the Civil War that was supposed to happen in March of 2004... I mean May, of 2003... I mean, January of 2005, I mean... Ah, whatever. Wait and see what actually happens. I'm not sure if this coalition is quite as radical as the pre-2003 government, but whatever. I'd like to actually see where they go with it before judging it. They've always had an extremist sort of President, against many of the people's wishes. It doesn't help that they boycotted elections there, which lead to getting the extremist in office. But I guess that's the US's fault. *shrug* In other news, the sun rose today... ...And then the sun set. Radicals were always being bred there. They've been teaching them that in academies opened up by fundamentalists all over the region. Do you honestly think that if we had not gone into the region, those academies would be shut down, or that Fundamentalism would be waning? 9/11 kicked Fundamentalism into overdrive when people saw what it could do, not our presence in Iraq.

Naw, it was Slapnuts, I believe. That's just basic stuff that I listed.

Huh? First off, you are wrong: Israel as we know it was created in 1948 by the UN. It was still called Palestine, and all the Balfour plan ever did was say that there would be a 'National Jewish State within Palestine', not actually Palestine itself. Secondly, they weren't 'forced to leave their homes', ass. No one was forced anywhere: The Arabs living there simply opposed the idea of a Jewish homeland and Jewish immigration. When Israel was founded in 1948, there was a hugely generous offer given to the Arabs, and they turned it down. So get your facts straight, okay?

Lesotho: We're completely surrounded by South Africa!