Corey_Lazarus

I actually liked when he growled. It was always towards the end of his promo's, and since he's widely known as a huge fan of death metal...it fit. Hell, I remember when he was waiting for RVD to hit the ring as "Walk" played at Living Dangerously '98, he was singing along to it. That made me smirk.

Good to see they're gaining SOME viewers. Imagine what possible increase the ratings will see once Impact is moved to Thursday nights and people with lives (ie. those who go out on the weekend) can watch.

I was interested in seeing who'd crash it. I figured Cena would, setting up the rematch (which would suck from a ringwork perspective, and also from a promo perspective more than likely, but it should be done), but we got Flair. Which is good, because I remember a week or two ago had Edge doing that fucking AWESOME Flair impression regarding his road rage. Edge as WWE Champion is something I knew I'd see in the next 10 years from when he debuted at SummerSlam '98 (debuted on-air, anyway), and I'm glad he finally made it.

Or they could have Kash get a cast put on it, and have him go Bob Orton Jr. on everybody. See, that just may be the one rehashed angle I'd love to see. And no, it's not just because I'm a Kid Kash mark. Okay, it is.

Basically, it's Vince telling Joey to stop treating the action in the ring like it deserves to be treated, and to start shilling HHH. One more reason why I don't watch WWE, despite Styles being my favorite PBP guy: Vince will never be happy with any other way of doing things, despite how much critical success it gets among the only people that watch his programming, because it's not his way. Nevermind the fact that "his way" has basically been a ripoff of Heyman's way for the last 8 years or so.

Jesus Christ Superstar

A pedigree is the best of its breed. The Pedigree has been put over as the best finisher in the WWF/WWE. I'm not 100% certain, but I'd be willing to bet that the Pedigree has been more effective than Hogan's Legdrop. Thus, it's the pedigree of wrestling moves: it always puts 'em away.

Possibly because, offense-wise, he isn't that exciting. He was shoved into the X-Division when he's basically just a smaller heavyweight. Though pushing him and Roode as a force in the Tag scene would be ideal (since TNA could use more tag teams that are viable contenders for the gold).

Zombie Apocalypse. Chaotic thrash/hardcore from NYC and southern Canada featuring former members of Shai Hulud. Horror-themed, and enough going on in their songs to keep you interested if you can get by the complete anarchy of their sound.

Yeah. And since when has Toby Keith been "hardcore, TRUE" country? To paraphrase Otis Driftwood, "You like this song? I thought you were a true blue cowboy, Hoss, but I guess not."

There's always a few customers that call my warehouse during lunch (and they're one of our most frequent customers, so they know we're at lunch) and place huge orders, so our lunch is usually interrupted by stupid fuckers. That, and one guy I make deliveries to every single day never knows what he wants, so he always changes his order 2-3 times before I pack it up in the van to drop it off. It's not too terrible, but it sure is aggrivating when all I want after 4 1/2 hours on the road is to enjoy my chicken sandwich and this motherfucker wants his 66 blocks.

They should've left it there. Would've been fucking hilarious to call up Wal-Mart and get that as a rec.

Yeah. If it was somebody who was MASSIVE and agile doing it, I could see it working. But not somebody who's smaller than a lot of his peers. Maybe if Petey was sitting on the top rope and his opponent was standing in the ring I could see it, because then he has momentum, but not just standing KICKWHAMFLIPbusinessexposingPILEDRIVER!

When watching the Bret DVD, the footage I was most enamored with was the DK/Bret Stampede stuff. I must find some DK tapes.

Now THAT is the heelish Kash I love so much. Making Kid Kash a heel = SMART MOVE.

All I caught was the end of the X-Division 6-man (GenNext vs. Daniels/Styles/Sabin), and it was pretty good. Generic 6-man X match, but pretty good nonetheless. Jarrett's "tribute" to Sting was better than I thought it'd be, too. Jarrett was awful, as usual, but Eric Young was getting into old-school Sting, AMW were fucking hilarious (why they didn't turn heel ages ago I don't know) as Crow-Sting and the "crow," and Monty Brown as modern-day Yuppie Sting was mint.

I'd like to see somebody on the receiving end of the Canadian Destroyer to just fall backwards and arch their back so that they're feet are barely off the ground when they bump. It'd tork the back, but hot DAMN it'd make the move look good.

I've seen that photoshop of Kash before. I think I fedded with the guy who used it.

I stopped watching it because I haven't been able to be awake at 9:30-10 on a Saturday morning for a long time. That, and whenever I do wake up early, they always change the fucking timeslot.

Milky, you should check out the old thread in the TNA folder about the move. Half of us hate the move, the other half love it. I hate it for the reasons you just said: overly assisted and too business exposing. The ones who love it usually say "but we know it's fake anyway, so it's no more business exposing than any other cruiser move."

While "David Kash" is a shitty name, it's better than a name that's a take-off on a musician that hasn't been relevant in years. ...only Kid Kash has been wrestling, I'm assuming under that name, since the late 80's...

Today's show was definitely interesting. Much better than his debut on Tuesday. He's getting more comfortable in his position.

Kill goats. Smoke crack. Worship Satan. Sgt. D is coming, and you're on his list.

Yeah. Kash's strongpoint in TNA was how great of a heel he was. He could bump, he could put on a few good spots, and I still think a Kash/Lynn feud for the X-Division belt back in '03 would have been HOT (X-Division's top face at the time vs. it's top heel), but alas: they decided to stray from Lynn due to Jarrett not liking him and focused on Frankie "No Charisma" Kazarian, Chris Sabin, and Michael "Damn I Suck As A Singles Talent" Shane (now under his real name of Matt Bentley). And yeah, Kash going by his real name, David Cash, wouldn't be much of an improvement name-wise. Just call him Kash. Flat-out: KASH. And if WWE were smart, they'd let him go all-out as the prick heel he can be.

Kid Kash is your new favorite wrestler.