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8 p.m. KKK's Top 103 Posters Number 37: AlwaysPissedOff Now one would think with him being all African-American and shit that this would be an appropriate user name. But the strange thing is I don’t think I’ve ever seen him pissed off, or even slightly irritated for that matter. And he’s been in my kkk Bowl league since the beginning, so he has to be aware of my unwavering RACISM. After a few lean seasons, Mr. APO has made the last two postseasons, and even came within one victory of a kkk Bowl III appearance (yet another person with every right to hate a certain peckerwood with a title involving a bunch of jumbled letters and numbers). However, he does seem like an angry black man fo’ sho’ here. And he sure misses those BK cheese sticks. Nevertheless, I’ll be secretly pulling for him should kkk Bowl V commence in ’07-’08. Well, it won’t be so secret now. And now a word from the expert panel I've assembled to comment on the people I've listed. From Cancer Marney: 3 p.m. • Crap, I need to get going on this year's Brackkketology before it's too late. Might as well start with the "play-in" game -- does it really matter who wins this? I say Niagara will FALL to the other team. Get it? Niagara, Fall. Oh, I'm a regular laugh riot. FIRST ROUND Florida (1), Jackson State (16) Arizona (8), Purdue (9) Butler (5), Old Dominion (12) Will that loss to Wright State in Butler’s conference championship game be a wake-up call or an omen of things to come? I’m hoping for the former. Maryland (4), Davidson (13) Notre Dame (5), Winthrop (11) Oregon (3), Miami of Ohio (14) Fuck Miami O – I hope they get crushed. UNLV (7), Georgia Tech (10) Wisconsin (2), Tex A&M CC (15) Kansas (1) Whoever (16) Kentucky (8), Villanova (9) Virginia (5), Illinois (12) They were good a few years ago. Yeah, great logic picking them now. Southern Illinois (4), Holy Cross (13) Duke (6), VCU (11) Pittsburgh (3), Wright State (14) Oh I am so tempted to pick WSU in this one, but I expect the Panthers to crap out in Round 2. Indiana (7), Gonzaga (10) Please God let the Zags lose in the first round; I don’t want to hear another “OMG THEY’RE A CINDERELLA STORY” again. UCLA (2), Weber State (15) North Carolina (1), Eastern Kentucky (16) Marquette (8), Michigan State (9) Southern Cal (5), Arkansas (12) Texas (4), New Mexico State (13) Vanderbilt (6), George Washington (11) Washington State (3), Oral Roberts (14) Boston College (7), Texas Tech (10) Georgetown (2), Belmont (15) Ohio State (1), Central Conn. State (16) BYU (8), Xavier (9) Tennessee (5), Long Beach (12) Virginia (4), Albany (13) Louisville (6), Stanford (11) Texas A&M (3), Penn (14) Nevada (7), Creighton (10) Memphis (2), North Texas (15) SECOND ROUND Florida (1), Purdue (9) Maryland (4), Butler (5) Oregon (3),Winthrop (11) Wisconsin (2), Georgia Tech (10) Kansas (1), Villanova (9) Southern Illinois (4), Illinois (12) Pitt (3), Duke (6) UCLA (2), Indiana (7)[/b] UNC (1), Marquette (8) Texas (4), Southern Cal (5) Washington State (3), George Washington (11) Georgetown (2), Boston College Ohio State (1), Xavier (9) Virginia (4), Tennessee (5) Texas A&M (3), Louisville (6) Memphis (2), Creighton (10) THIRD ROUND Florida (1), Maryland (4) Wisconsin (2), Oregon (3) Kansas (1), Southern Illinois (4) UCLA (2), Duke (6) North Carolina (1), Texas (4) Georgetown (2), George Washington (11) Ohio State (1) Tennessee (5) Memphis (2), Louisville (6) FOURTH ROUND Florida (1), Oregon (3) Kansas (1), UCLA (2) Georgetown (2), Texas (4) Ohio State (1), Louisville (6) FINAL FOUR Florida (1), UCLA (2) Ohio State (1), Texas (4) FINAL TWO Ohio State (1), Florida (1) Revenge for the BcS Bowl-thingy. Jesus Christ, I barely picked any upsets. Well, I’m a pussy, so what do you expect? Now that my picks are out in the open, it’s time to guess what will really happen: Notre Dame and Virginia Tech will reach the Final Four, that guy from Texas will blow out his knee in the first round, and Central Conn. State will be the first 16 seed ever to upset a number 1. Too bad I’ll forget what teams I picked by this time tomorrow. 9 a.m. • Oh no, now the integrity of ... uh, movie boxing, will be FOREVER TAINTED! So when Stallone was killing all those gooks in Rambo II he was CHEATING?! And lol at that Rocky IV scene where he was training the "old-fashioned" way (carrying heavy stuff and chopping wood) while his commie opponent was roiding up.

I had the fortune of popping the CE folder's cherry. And I'm pretty much the same retard as I was back then, if not moreso.

That'd be one heck of a phone bill.

Just enter the U.S. through the southern border and you won't need any paperwork -- we'll even give you a driver's license.

10 p.m. • So I had some of O'Reily on tonight, and one segment was devoted to these high school bitches whining about getting suspended for reading from the "Vagina Monologues" -- something about how their snatch is a sail and their underwear is empowering. I wasn't paying that much attention and I really don't care about the story itself. What I found funny though was some feminazi defending them and saying that they were "young WOMEN." Uh, yeah, and if one of them would have dumped their newborn baby in a garbage can, you would be the same cunt to go on the Factor and say that she's just a young child and didn't know what she was doing or some other line of shit like that. 6:30 p.m. • Yeah, we really need campaign-finance reform to stop money from mixing with politics. Wait a second, is this Shuster related to the former Republican who was one of the kings of pork-barrel spending during his time and the name behind Pennsylvania’s Bud Shuster Highway? I can’t answer that question, but when trying to via Wikipedia, I came across this gem about Bud. • And just to show that I’m not a totally cynical asshole, I pray these two guys are true to their word. I’m against the concept of term limits, although knowing Fast Eddie will be hit with it in 2010 softens the blow a bit. However, I’m more against politicians getting perks and pensions. Being a politician is a public service and shouldn’t be a career, unless you’re looking to move to another position. (Example: Serve in the State House for a few terms, moving on to the State Senate, then ponder a governor or Congressional run.) Staying 30+ years in one position as a politician shouldn’t be rewarded with a golden parachute. 5:30 p.m. • Time to play "Guess that headline." Are talking about (a) election results or (b) physical violence. Drum roll please. (Text is linked to the full article.) • Public Enemy fans, help a brotha out. So I’m listening to “Fear of a Black Planet” for the first time in years, and I just had on “Incident at 66.6 FM.” Is Alan Colmes the radio host? *5 minutes later and one Google search later.* Ha, it is.

Indeed. It looks like it's not working.

So you're going to cry if you come up short with a few seconds left for voting?

How about some nudes of Klare/Takeit?

Only lost by 1 to Agent? Wow, I did much better than I thought I would. And V-X, as an FYI, I post much more here at TSM than I do at the other place. Chave Black Lushus bob_barron by the bill of his Braves cap K alkeiper 909 DrVenkman CanadianChris

8:30 p.m. • Just found out that the out-of-control niece-in-law has an STD -- lol. I don't know what it's called, but it involves warts, probably leads to cancer and is not going away. When the grandmother confronted her on this sometime today (they found out about this from some gynecology tests that showed "abnormalities"), I was told the niece replied, "It's not an STD. I got it from having multiple sexual partners." When the Web MD printout was shown to her stating that this was indeed a virus, she replied "thanks for ruining my afternoon." 6:30 p.m. • So I'm at work with the Best of Sean Hannity playing in the background (that's a joke just waiting to be delivered) when he gets a caller talking about how some person got voted off from "American Idol" because she sang a song from the Dixie Terrorists. Oh, and Hannity agreed with him. 9:45 a.m. • I didn't realized I had so many non-auto-setting clocks. Jesus Christ. • Actually, I hope you'll be more like the RFK of 2008. And don't forget to stop by the California primary. Now FREEZE... *hip-hop beat* Music please. Anyone that correctly guesses where those last three lines are from gets moved up an extra spot on the Top 103 list. 1:30 a.m. • So Captain America bit the big one. After reading this place's "Civil War" thread it sounds like he turned into a terrorist anyway, so I say good riddance. The only comic book characters I ever paid attention to (i.e. read more than two of their issues) were Batman, Sgt. Rock and the Punisher. Even though I probably missed out on 99.9 percent of the jokes, I found this funny nevertheless.

You haven't been keeping track? For shame. I think what I liked about Diesel is that you could tell he was having fun with the whole thing and it was a cute novelty. I do like “Biological Didn’t Bother” (“East Coast” version), if just for the message alone, and it was a great use of Pete Rock/C.L. Smooth’s “T.R.O.Y.” track, which is an awesome song in itself.

Close, but that's not what I'm looking for (he stole that line from someone else -- err, I mean he paid homage to this other group). However, since you admitted that you listen to Shaq's rap albums (and I own his first two; hell, I'll defend his first effort, but Shaq Fu ... na-ah), you just got moved up to #92, so the chance for someone else to improve their standing is still there. Oh, and when it comes to rhyming I can hold my own -- Knick-Knack-Shaq-Attack-Give-A-Dog-A-Bone. (Did I just say in the above paragraph that I'll defend Shaq Diesel? Ugh.)

Thank God this took place in Costa Rica. Had it been in the States, the muggers would be seeking lawyers as we speak. Having been to journalism school, I often defend use of the "alleged" term. But come on already.

Too late for that (put me down in the group for not liking the "bracket" system). But then again, he doesn't like my "all-or-nothing" football league postseason, so it evens out in the end.

That's what oil companies and the military-industrial complex want you to believe.

My current job corresponds to my major, but my previous one didn't. My first thought regarding your position: Perhaps if you are thinking about being a po-po, maybe some administrative/management-type path that might help you in law enforcement if field work turns out not to be your thing. Maybe take some psychology or sociology so you can understand why the crackhead in the back of your patrol car went and stole his neighbor's television.

KKK's Top 103 Posters Number 38: Stephen Joseph I think he's known at the bottom part of the board for that cyber-wrestling stuff that scares me away. He's also known for SAVING THE BOARD at one time or another. He's also known for swing dancing and for his hatred of excess government spending. And he's also known for not liking Mikey Moore, but for liking television anchor babes for their looks and not for their ability to read from a teleprompter. I just wish I knew what he did for a living. And now a word or three from the expert panel I've assembled to comment on the people I've listed. From lovecraft: From Cancer Marney: From SFAJack: 11:45 p.m. • How in the hell does Long John Silvers stay in business? I guess Lent season is their "Black Friday." • On the way home from the wedding tonight, the better half got to listen to Rush's "2112" for the first time. After 15 minutes, the following words were exchanged: Her: "Is this still the same song?" Me: "Yes." Her: "How long is this thing?" Me: "20 minutes." Her: "Why?" Me: "Because they do things like this." Her: "That's insane." Me: "Think of it as four five-minute songs." Her: "But it's still on track 1." Me: "Go back to sleep." • I hate this "spring forward" shit. I don't mind falling back an extra hour in the fall, but I think if we're going to move our clocks ahead one hour, it should take place at 2 p.m. on a Monday. Yeah.

3 p.m. • I'm sure there's an EricMM joke to be made here, but I'm in a hurry so I'll leave it up to your imagination. At least the Nazis made lampshades from recycled material. • Well, I haven’t checked out what the NBA has been up to in a while. Might as well see who is where in the standings. Atlantic Division: Hey, there’s a team over .500, and it’s Toronto. The Knicks are only six games below the mediocre mark, and the Celtics … well, I knew they had a long losing streak, which is a shame because I liked their head coach Doc Rivers as a player – I haven’t followed his coaching career that close. Central Division: Detroit is tops in the conference. For that meltdown of theirs in the playoffs last year against Miami, and with Ben Wallace leaving for the Bulls, they are doing pretty darn well. Cleveland is the number two seed (in record); now will they go farther in the postseason this time?Chicago is doing pretty well, I guess. Southeast Division: Wasn’t Orlando in first place? Now it’s Washington? Doesn’t matter, Miami is starting to play well, even with Wade out. There’s Orlando … as the number 8 seed? And the Hawks aren’t in last place? Northwest Division: Utah is in first, has a 42-19 record and is seeded fourth in the Conference. Meanwhile, their .689 winning percentage is better than Detroit’s .627. Looks like that AI/Anthony combo isn’t doing so well. Eh, they have the seventh seed and probably weren’t going to go that far anyway in the West. I’ve been hearing how the Timberwolves have been wasting Kevin Garnett’s career, but considering he signed a $100+ million contract, I really don’t care. Portland and Seattle, eh. Pacific Division. Phoenix is doing good, as usual, and I hope they win it all, only because this might make more teams aim for a run ‘n gun style of play. I don’t think they’ll get past Dallas, though. There’s Kobe and the Lakers 14.5 games back followed by the Clippers – they did good last year and now they’re an eighth seed. Interesting. Well, not really, but you know what I mean. Pacific Division: Dallas is 51-9 – didn’t they lose their first four games of the season? Wow. San Antonio is having a great year and Houston is playing .600 ball. New Orleans and Memphis, eh. • While I’m on the subject of basketball, I remember a while back Tracy McGrady made some remarks about how he wouldn’t feel comfortable in New Orleans should the NBA have an All-Star game there next year. I remember the Around the Horn guys scolding T-Mac for this. Yeah, how dare McGrady say that New Orleans isn’t safe. I’m siding with McGrady on this one. I remember a while back he missed some important games because he was expecting the birth of his child. More power to him. I forget who it was, but at least one panelist said that McGrady should hire personal security guards and go to New Orleans. Fuck that. If he doesn’t want to go, then don’t go. Just … sprain your ankle a few days prior to the event. • Well, it’s time to go to this wedding thing. Should be back Saturday night. I’m not sure if my friend’s family is somewhat normal or white trash like mine, so I doubt there will be any worthwhile stories to tell.

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Well, to be fair, you have proposed evacuating the ghettos and sterilizing those deemed unfit to reproduce... Really? He got my vote. (As long as he doesn't evacuate the ghettos to my neighborhood.)

1 p.m. • I have joked in the past that a baby who survives a Planned Parenthood vacuum is a failed abortion. Wow, was I right. You know, you could always put the kid up for adoption, you dumb bitch. And now that this has gone public, I can't wait until this kid heads off to school. The schoolyard teasing will be the stuff of legend. I wonder if she at least got her money back from this procedure? 9 a.m. • This stuff just writes itself. Maybe OJ's sperm would move quicker if a woman's egg was a bucket of fried ch... Nah, way too easy. 7 a.m. • You know what sucks about being an adult (in age, if not in mind)? All those ... responsibilities. On Monday, the better half's father went to the hospital because he felt dizzy and was throwing up early that morning. He stayed overnight and yesterday Mrs. kkk and I paid him a visit. When we were there a doctor said that his tests came back fine (for an obese, 60-something smoker) and that he would be free to go. Of course, this meant we had to wait more than an hour for someone else to give him a piece of paper that would sign him out. After taking him home, it was time to do our Tuesday grocery shopping. When the last item was stocked in the fruit celler, it was 10 p.m. I then thought, "Yay, now I get to go back to work in eight hours." Oh well. It could be worse. I could have children. • Oh boy, my local morning RIGHT-WING RADIO guy just said, "we'll talk more about the Scooter Libby trial in the next hour." Guess I'll be listening to music until Boortz comes on in 90 minutes.

argh yes...Rome's schtick can get old after awhile. I can take Rome every now and then, but I usually watch his ESPN TV show and it's just repeating stuff from his radio show. Now will you go back and change your vote?