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The "smell that shoe" lady is the best. The episode I'm watching now features Russell from Wayne's World, Zach from Desperate Housewives, April from the first TMNT movie, and Millie from Freaks and Geeks! A star-studded cast, no doubt.

Oh Jingus

It's GOB as a prosthetic hand salesman!

Exactly.

A funeral for a hand! Oh dear lord.

REAL-ALITY THE NEW NICK

WrestleMania 2000 had zero singles matches. It had one: Kat vs Terri.

1) Yeah, tag teams are great! 2) Most of them. Windham and Rhodes, Austin and Rude, Williams and Gordy, Pillman and Liger, Steamboat and Koloff, they're all good to me. I don't know much about Hashimoto and Hase. I never liked the Hayes/Garvin Freebirds. What a couple of geeks. 3) I don't like the idea of doing one match in a round on one show and the rest on another. They should have had the Williams/Gordy-Steiners match on the PPV instead of earlier. I understand the Clash needed a main event but there were a bunch of dudes who didn't wrestle on that Clash. Like, say, the world champion. 4) I could see TNA doing a show like this. I mean, they basically did a few weeks ago. Except instead of only one singles match, it didn't have any. I don't think it was very good business to center this show around tag teams. There were other feuds brewing at the time they could have put on PPV. Koloff-Rude, Steamboat-Jack, another Williams/Gordy-Steiners match. I doubt the tournament helped the buyrate much, if at all. 5) I understand that Watts wanted to push Simmons as a top star, but I don't think Vader should have been used as a transitional champion. He was too strong a heel for that. Simmons' title win would have meant more if it had been from a guy who had the belt for more than three weeks.

Bryan Adams didn't make any comeback that I remember. He put out an album in '98 and it flopped like a shit pancake.

Hanson is far better than 3 Doors Down, Staind, Hinder, or Default.

WM 21 sucking was such a bummer. The graphics looked so good. If that game had gotten good reviews I would have bought an Xbox for it. They should have known better than to put something like that in the hands of freakin' John Tobias.

Yeah, he has a son named Windham. Windham Rotunda. But he's a college football player.

"She can't show teachers picking negro boogers!" And then Lauren gets knocked out by a breast implant.

If all, or any, cable news talking heads were as awesome as Uwe Boll, we'd be very lucky.

I got it. I never knew training in Japan was that brutal. Nor did I know Lagana was that creepy. Nor did I know Taz had an orgasm after being suplexed by Kevin Sullivan. But the fact that trainers and chiropractors are a privilege reserved for only WWE's top stars, and that WWE fired Jesus (Carlito's bodyguard, not the messiah) over it, is perhaps the dumbest "only in WWE" story I've ever heard. No wonder those guys have so many injuries. Also, nice to see DVDVR's preeminent high-level wrestling thinker Kevin Cook quoted in a book you can find in Barnes and Noble's true crime section.

Torrent, Bob. We watched the "nigger" episode in 12th grade sociology class. Pretty great.

I've just started watching the first season, and I love it. Its so freakin' ridiculous but it's great. I really should have watched this more when it was on. Chi McBride is so great. I wish I had a principal like him. And man, Rashida Jones was hot on this show. I never thought of her as really attractive before but well, she is here. Anyone else like this show? Best thing I've seen so far: Sam from Are You Afraid of the Dark as a girl running for class president who sucks her opponent's dick in the stairwell to get him to drop out of the race. Her parents come in for a conference with the principal and her dad is the dad from Clarissa Explains it All! Oh shit, it's Ashley Tisdale! This show just keeps getting better.

He had that before ever getting concussed.

WarGames: http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/video...mpionship_sport Booker vs Russo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRCY3M9JxHw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37e22q4dp_4

Yeah, well B.O. Hussein said he wasn't a Muslim. We know the truth!

"Praying for Time"! THE RICH DECLARE THEMSELVES POOR AND MOST OF US ARE NOT SURE IF WE HAVE TOO MUCH BUT WE'LL TAKE OUR CHANCES 'CAUSE GOD STOPPED KEEPING SCORE

Actually, that particular Nitro contained about 5 things that exemplified what was wrong with WCW at the time: - Russo pinning Flair - Bischoff winning the Hardcore title - Giving away Goldberg's return match on free TV - Scott Hudson using the term "Dusty Finish" on live TV in response to Sting's title win over Jarrett being overturned - Nash beating a whole bunch of New Blood dudes in a gauntlet match in which, inexplicably, when he knocked his opponents to the mat, the referee counted them dow for the pin! He didn't even have to cover them to pin them! What was that?

The thing is, from what I remember, and this was 8 years ago and I don't have a great desire to watch that Dailymotion vid I posted, but the Flair-Russo match actually was pretty good. I think I remember Meltzer saying that if Flair had gone over clean it would have been ***. And if 51-year-old Ric Flair could have a good match with freakin' Vince Russo, well, that's pretty amazing.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s3br_ri...teel-cage_sport http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n5o4_ri...vid-flair_sport There you go, Bruiser.