AndrewTS

Yeah. It sounds like he should be a 70's porn star or something.

Since when did Cena get a remix?

Both are really fat, and WWE is trying to make the worst possible Wrestlemania. Monster trucks weren't in the budget.

I dunno either. Anyone else actually watch SD regularly?

Sumo porn with Akebono and Big Show double-teaming these girls. That's the ticket. "Dawn Marie looks like she needs her pimp." I mistook her (ass) with Christy."

I wouldn't be shocked if Japan has sumo porn. That would be one of the lesser fucked up niches if so.

so, why's Carlito working the stands? Long insist that, since he seems to be still injured, if he's going to stay on the roster he should be working somehow?

When did this major event occur?! edit: Goddamn that's a hell of a 450. It was in WWE, and I'm pretty sure it was a hoss. I think it was Albert, but SD has had so many hosses come and go I can't be certain. I know it happened, though.

*Laughs into a coughing fit*

Okay, no Gorilla Press, but that's an acceptable splash.

Kidman has been powerbombed. BOO!! Where's the Gorilla Press/Splash combo?

Jannetty? I'd have guessed Ricky Steamboat.

"Kidman was on the shelf." I'm shocked.

Kidman with the Gunn-esque "My mom made me this" Jacket, and London with the faux-Warrior gear.

Hey, that reminds me...maybe there's another reason they brought back Jannetty...

okay, n/m. Forgot about vs. Kane again.

Actually, Taker faced two guys last Mania I do believe...so it wasn't "12 men."

How's it like Akeem? I was a little disappointed.

That massive heel heat H-Reich is getting sure is distracting.

Was that Duane Gill in the Tekken commercial?

http://www.ozzfest.com/bands.html That "???" under "Main Stage." You mentioned Killswitch Engage on the main, but it's Second Stage.

Okay, any idea when the last main stage band is going to be announced? I know they had Priest last year, but Priest's current tour dates have no scheduled dates in the US, there are no dates mentioned past May, and it would seem very odd for them not to tour in the U.S. with a new album out. I'd definitely go if they were there, ticket prices be damned.

Ideally they'd find a talented young actress who is currently an unknown, but pack some muscle tone on her to make her look the part.

I assume you mean "DS" and not "N64" (cuz Sony fanboy diss here). Well, Naruto is supposed to be a good fighting game that's similar to a wrestling game. I noticed this... -Professional Wrestling (Yukes) for PSP. Likely that will get converted to a Smackdown game, and we'll probably get a DS WWE game to match it. I'm kind of interested about how they do cross-platform games. Will PSP ones be enhanced DS games, or will DS versions be stripped-down versions of the PSP versions?

Seeing as he's the director as well this time, I suppose he's ultimately responsible for whether the movie's a turd or not. If it's a turd, I'm sure excuses will be made. I hated Resurrection, but I'm willing to give this a shot provided it doesn't suck. It's only fair, since I forgave Schumacher. After the steaming pile that was Catwoman, I don't think Whedon could really do any worse.