AndrewTS

Anya: do you "fight" Kung Lao anywhere? I've only found the "do a 10 hit combo" thing. Thanks for the tip--now I got all the koffins unlocked except for a few gold koin koffins of useless krap. Oh, and *just* discovered that there were two deathtraps in the Golden Desert. Niiice.

I only need one more key--JO. Every FAQ says "F1, Edenia" and some say "on Tuesday, 4 PM." However, it's not showing up for me. That location is either outside the wall or inside the walls of the palace, but nothing is showing up for me. They wrong, or what? UYI: Oh, and Kung Lao does make a cameo--he's unfortunately just a training dummy. You perform a 10 hit combo on him without him actually fighting you, then you've got to go find Kai in Outworld. That's it. Too bad.

Lord knows Anya can't afford it... I was going to d/l, but sounds like it is Final Fantasy-related, thus not worth the trouble.

It was THAT high?! Color me surprised.

Ren: Wait a week or so and check Ebay. I see the 3D was used mainly to give people alt costumes without making new sprites. Athena in a schoolgirl outfit! Mai with short hair and a short skirt! MotW Terry! Catgirl Mignon! Raver Punk Iori! Metal Slug Yuri! The new character designs are really lame. We have Gay Capoeira Cowboy, Mignon who is either a magical girl or a catgirl depending on the costume and seems to be Bao's big sister (with her gignormous projectiles), and the blond bimbo can't seem to decide which DoA chick she's a blatant rip off of. It's fun, despite all my bitching about it, but Stylish Arts and the basic combo system needs completely overhauled. You can decimate some one in the corner with them getting little chance for escape, etc. I personally want to see a perfect 2D/3D fusion of gameplay, but it's not been done quite right yet. It seems every fighting series needs its' "3D for the sake of being 3D" entry: SF EX MK 4 Wild Ambition SamSho64 now KoF MI There is a team play mode, but it's not a part of story mode. *shrug* An SNK boss...that resurrects too?!?! *head goes boom*

Did they ever actually say "voting ends at midnight?" Between that and compaigning after most people voted, could they have at least TRIED to make it look legitimate?

I think the hope was there for the gameplay to be better than the 3D MKs. Did I mention I beat the boss, Duke, 2 rounds STRAIGHT?! That is NOT an SNK boss. Sure, he hit me with something that ate 1/3 of my life bar, but for an SNK boss, a THROW should do that kind of damage.

Pizza Cats and Gargoyles both slipped my mind. I like them but I never was a morning person so I almost never saw them, plus the Gargoyles eps on Toon Disney are the inferior later eps. We're getting a box set for Gargoyles starting with the first eps. Dunno if it is all of season 1 or just a dozen or so ep, though. Critic and Duckman I also forgot about. I watched those ALL THE TIME on Sunday nights on Comedy Central, even seeing the same eps about a dozen times. Freakazoid was pretty decent, as was EWJ, but neither of them were great to me. "Hellsing" Borrowed the DVDs, and loving it. I haven't seen much, when memories of that awful Van Helsing movie creep into my mind, I check it out.

I rented it and I disagree. Not at all. I like the graphics a hell of a lot. Doesn't look like EX3. EX3 looked like EX2 which looked like EX1. The game has 2D-ish character designs with a gourad-shaded look, but with cartoony, bright colors. It looks great in motion. The characters could use more detail but it's not an issue. There's some great lighting effects on some stages that would work great if they weren't so damn dark. The stages themselves look very cool, although most of them could use better effects. I don't think graphics are the game's problem. ...gameplay, however, is. I want to see a well-done hybrid of 2D and 3D gameplay. The Soul games have the quick feel down if not the moves exactly. However, when I'm Power-Dunking Ryo in the ass over and over for 20+ hits--well, that game surely isn't it. It looked promising for the first few minutes, but I don't want a gay niche porn simulator. Hey, there's the gay cowboy--in 3-D! I swear my dog could lay on the controller and do a 7 hit combo. Maybe an infinite if he was chewing on a rawhide and it was under his front legs. There's no post-round win pose, just one end-match one. So the characters don't freeze after the KO. You can keep pummeling the KOed fighter over and over like that trick with the Vs. fighters. This is KOF--where the hell are the TEAMS in this thing? The voices are almost as bad as Toshinden. Mai: JAPAN'S THE BEST!~ Iori: Aaah'll entatain. (during super) PLAAAAYTAHME'S OH-VAH!!! Yes, they actually TRANSLATED THE JAPANESE MOVE NAMES! Imagine hearing Ryu say "RAISING DRAH-GUN FEEST!" or "DRAH-GUN-PAHNCH!" while doing the Shoryuken. Plus, you want to kill your characters for commenting while side-stepping or rolling: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Surprisingly, Terry sounds much better here than he usually does, either replicating the way he used to speak in other games or sounding a bit clearer. He's an exception, though. Since when did Kim have a sex change? Is that in an earlier KoF that I missed? 2D in general, actually. They want them bargain-priced or compiled and *maybe* they'll greenlight it. So X-Boxers get one great Metal Slug and PS2 gets two crappy ones in a compilation. Yay. Although I don't think anyone can really side with SNK for charging full price for Chaos.

Plenty of guys like lesbian porn. I don't get it, but... *shrug*

Julius Barnes is STILL looking for a job? Come on, GET THIS N***A A JOB ALREADY!!

Actually, that's a bold prediction for a Raw match, especially if this were the main event.

JR: *calls the match* Vince: *d/ls pr0n* King: *fap,fap*

Campaigning after polls are already open and most people have probably voted = REVOLUTIONARY!~

Vince: Now suck my dick!

Tajiri is ronery.

Flaw in this logic: probably most of the people watching Raw already voted.

This is SO REVOLUTIONARY that if you miss voting you may as well kill yourself.

Conveniently, results aren't shown. Big shock there.

King isn't used to typing with two hands.

You weren't "born WWE" you dipshit. You aren't 2 years old.

you delete cookies? I'd try, but it isn't worth it.

I'll vote, just to try to crash their site.

Huh? During the Boot Rewind of the Week or whatever it was, it sounded like a remix of Crush's old theme.

This Raw brought to you by a DVD that sucks even more dick than this Raw.