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STORM...GETTING A WIN?! Holy shit, trying to push a new face by giving him wins?

J.R., don't even try to kid us. The densest marks on the planet know that Henry is Goldberg Chow.

Yeah, keep telling yourself the fans care, JR.

That's not a bad thing...it's a good thing. Fuck Evolution, in with the Revolution!!

Oh, so Mark Henry will be main eventing. Fuuuunny

Fuck you, Steve. Who gives a shit what these morons think?

Austin walking out again? YES! DO IT AUSTIN!!! DO IT, DO IT!!

"but unfortunately I'm not." Thank you, Jericho.

Maybe it's the new Union!!

Save this show, Jericho!

Yeah, because this dude is the only witness.

Here's what would sell Kane as a monster. It's horribly derivative, but I'd mark for it. You have JR & King suddenly announce that the ambulance has not made it to the hospital. A camera crew is sent out - only to find the ambulance on the side of the road, both EMTs beaten up and Kane missing. He then arrives back at the arena, bloodied but as unstoppable as ever. Beat you to it. It's the last resort to save this shitty angle but they should have done it already before Kane was loaded into the ambulance.

I would think La Res wouldn't want that filthy American money.

That's WWE-speak. They can't say hospital, just like they substitute "physical intensity" for "violence."

They could have him steal the ambulance and drive it back to the arena still.

Kane's been horribly disfigured in a manner which nobody has ever seen before!

BAH GAWD KANE IS A SYRUPY MESS!!

I beat you to stippalation just like I beat you to Steph's cans popping. Great minds think alike *grumble* dirty little hippie.

"stippalaytion."

What if said woman is attacking you with a weapon, J.R.? Stupid shit. What if said woman is interfering in your match? I hate J.R.'s bullshit double standards.

Okay, HBK runs into the Henry/Goldberg match.

N-Gage....get one before they're all buried in a New Mexico landfill.

Man, can't you just feel that raw screen presence? Trips is going to be a major Hollywood star, just you wait!

It isn't that much money, Trips. "Boring" chant! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Now, a word from the real star of Raw.