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Match lengths?

Ah, great. Throw the smarks a bone and punish Eddy when he "doesn't draw." Thank you and fuck you, Vince.

Yeah, coming down hard on anyone for stuff like that is sure to drive away that image.

Despite having an interest in political science, I still can't find myself getting too excited about local elections. Concrete, easy-to-find information about candidates is hard to come by unless you really dig for info, and the end result doesn't really matter since the party I typically vote for has a minority of voters here. One of the many things that make me so apathetic about local politics? Lame political slogans. Why should I vote for you if you can't even come up with something catchy? For example, running for Commissioner around here...on one side, we have a candidate declaring he's a "Man of Vision"--ironically, they show this slogan next to a picture of the guy wearing glasses. Trite, and unintentionally humorous--but not a slogan to get me behind the guy. The other person running for the position declares he'll "Keep Fayette (county name) on the move." What does that mean? I was unaware we were "on the move" in the first place. We're dead-last economy wise out of all the counties in the state I believe. However, it's well known that a great number of young people looking to have an important career tend to move out of the county--is that what he means? How does that make me want to vote for him? This isn't really a "current events" topic persay, but since this is the thread usually used for political discussions, here it goes. I'm sure you guys have some doozies of your own you've seen.

Another Must-Miss show! What will you do with your extra two hours, folks?

JHawk, too.

I actually saw that mentioned in some dumb news report. I don't think she's single, actually, just did it for a modeling gig.

If I recall correctly, he got a legit shoulder injury but still worked through it to finish up with a feud with Rikishi, then disappeared. So apparently he stuck it out until that was done with, but I'd think he'd be recovered by now.

I'm assuming he'll be a Brahma bull at some point in the movie.

Exactly, what is the proper way to say that someone was given that move? "Stunned" doesn't seem descriptive enough. "Stone Cold Stunnered" and "Stunnered" just sound retarded. "Stone Cold Stunned" doesn't seem quite right either.

I could swear he called HBK the "Earthquake Kid," which makes for quite an amusing gimmick idea.

Oh yeah. Their flicks will be epics of Ed-Woodian proportions.

Not sure, but it seems a requirement that a woman scream in each Kane segment.

I have Fire Pro Advance. Yeah, it's not as good, but it'll more than suffice. I had 6 Man Scramble, and only sold it because it had gotten waaaay out of date. It's hard to make CAWs for new wrestlers when the moves aren't in the game for them.

Yup. Probably HBK will act innocent then really turn heel afterall.

They just need to change the initials to WTF already.

JR also excused Shane fucking up Test's foot with "this ain't ballet." Lovely. Hartinator: Love the sig, BTW.

"exactly...Shawn was smart...Hickenbottm wasn't gonna work..." Yeah. Then we have John H, debuting as Ticket Guy under his real name.

Goldberg beat HBK already.

I don't think any of us will ever use his real last name. Let's see how many funny misspellings we can come up with. It's not our fault he has an annoyingly unmarketable and unmemorable last name. That's what ring names are for. Pizza.

So, when's Heineybacker start wrestling?

Sounded like he was announced as "Earthquake Kid." ...man, THAT's a gimmick.

Henry comes out to zero heat.

Rosie looks like a doggie trapped inside a car on a hot day.

how so? He was provoked by Steiner and Stacy in his eyes so he didn;t break any rules... In his eyes--like that matters?