AndrewTS

This worries me for some reason. Why? Does the name "Bret Hart" and the phrase "serious head injury" come to mind? Maybe we'll find out if Jesus believes in karma or not.

I thought MSA was MS3. My bad if it isn't.

Metal Slug 3 Not Coming Stateside 10/7/2003 SNK Neo Geo USA's attempt to publish Metal Slug 3 for PlayStation 2 in the United States has been prevented by Sony Computer Entertainment America's third-party concept approval process, according to sources close to the game's publication. The PS2 port of the cult favorite side-scrolling shooter was released in Japan in June, and SNK discussed its plans to release the game in the United States at E3. It was tentatively scheduled to arrive in December. However, it appears that it will now only find its fans among import buyers. Source: 1up.com ----------------- I'm assuming Metal Slug Advance is still on, but FUCK YOU SONY!! Not enough polygons I guess? Anyone know of any handy devices to play import games on PS2s?

Well, the current Castlevania artist, Ayami Kojima, draws her dudes that way. It isn't really an issue during gameplay or anything, so I don't care. Yes I am aware of Ayami Kojima being the current CV artist, its just Belmonts were never bishomen. Characters like Alucard and Soma arent Belmonts so they are understandable, I just think they could have given Juste a much better design without being a girl (see Julius). Simon looks bishy in Chronicles, though. Maybe no Metal Slug 3--hope it's still coming to GBA.

As lifelike as Sable gets, anyway. However, I doubt it on the basis that Nash and Trips would probably have Vince clone them some nice, new, young legs.

Ever see the commercials? Yes, THOSE are your heroes. Uber-geeky little pathetic teens, who I suppose Squeenix hoped the players would identify with. If I didn't hate Square already I'd be insulted. The whole war theme is ditched for some kids' pathetic romp in a fantasy world. The battle system is kinda hurt by the Judge Point system. Randomly you'll be told you CAN'T use a certain thing at the start of each battle, and you'll be penalized if you do. However, often times you don't know exactly what the judge means and you'll screw up. --all these are MY opinion, anyway. The GBA Lunar is a bit different I hear, but not a great deal. Someone who played it should probably be able to tell you. Possibly future purchase: Metroid Zero Mission-remake of the original Metroid given a Super Metroid-style treatment. DEFINITE MUST BUY--for me if I don't get the PS2 version--Metal Slug 3. Coming in December. An amazingly fun side-scrolling shooting game. It's kind of like Contra, but more fun, with cuter/better art, and even more firepower at your disposal. Blow lots of stuff up--more awesome for multiplayer.

That makes one of us.

Goldberg can't beat Mark Henry clean. Pathetic.

That writer on 411 hopefully likes eating crow.

It just started. Yeah, your point? Damn, it's STILL going on?

...this match is still going on?

*bows* Man, this reminds me of Nitro.... *click*

Okay, Mack is sent back so he can't stop the HBK run-in.

Vince, and...uh....that's it.

"This is a man on a mission." Well, he's almost fat enough.

What was the other one? *Missed the first hour Lita vs. Gail Kim I can guess how good THAT was... Only one blown spot, but mostly boring restholds.

Richards in the ring with Maven... Guess who will be getting pushed first?

Maven's head looks like one of Trish's breasts.

VICKY!! WHOOOO! PSYCHO HOTNESS!~

Bif: No. "Welcome to Crazy World."

Misplaced my Evolution lyric sheet. Next week, though... I altered lyrics to someone else's though. Evolution is a buffet team! Slicing ham and roasting beef! You can beat our prices but not our meat It's hard to cook when you've got no heat. Evil-ooootion...Evil-ooootion... You'll love our soup of the day Ric's the only member to earn his pay Try our delicious deserts off the cart, Our Mexican hotplate will make ya.... Evil-ooootion....Evil-ooootion...

Your pants are certainly empty enough, King.

JR YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!! YOU'VE SEEN THIS PLENTY OF TIMES!!

"HOW HIDEOUS...let's see it from another angle."

No, you don't have the vocabulary to describe it, so shut the fuck up, J.R.