The Amazing Rando

I hope they call it "The Gore! Gore! Gore-erro!" when she does it on TV, eventually.

It was a fluke roll-up. It isn't like she powered him into a Dragon Clutch and made him tap out.

So......why is Kane carrying around the bag again? They just say "ooooh, mysterious bag!" and no other explanation. He didn't even make it seem important except that he was carrying it all night. They should have let him be all emotionally unstable for a few more weeks and then bring out the bag on the night he would explain everything.

Camera 6, Worse Case Scenario!

IS HE DEAD OR ALIVE!?!?!

So, is it really *that* big of a deal? JBL, the psycho that he is, just showed in this storyline that he is pretty much willing to do ANYTHING to defeat John Cena. It's also very obvious that Cena will still win this Sunday and then next week the storyline will continue because there is nothing else for either guy to do. Regal will probably be back and join in on JBL's side and set up some other stipulation. If I was booking this, I would have JBL win after Cena just broke down due to the mental anguish he suffered with almost getting murdered. JBL/Rhodes/Dibiase then feud with Cryme Tyme until Cena comes back before Summerslam to set up some final blowoff that he wins in great fashion.

How is that a DQ? I thought you were allowed to break up submissions.

I remember he did the Walls to Trish like that once.

ha... SAVE_ME.

Hilarity ensues as Batista stops Kane, then stomps on the chair around Punk's neck anyway.

Dibiase/Rhodes should be called Queer Money Inc. ...couldn't help it.

The bag has Kama's chains in it. ...possibly Ivory's virginity.

In order for Dibiase/Rhodes to really work right, they need to just be cheating to win constantly and still playing up the "we don't have to pay any dues" card until some team finally beats the ever-loving crap out of them to a huge pop like the Hardyz vs. E&C in the cage. Okay, the Hardyz didn't kill 'em, but they won with a conchairto, and that's good enough for me.

M-A-R-E-double L-A

I think Kane is talking about.... ...himself.

the cut from Shane/Steph to HBK/Jericho was perfect. It reminded me of TNA going straight into Joe/Daniels/Styles (I think that is what it was) back a year or so ago.

"Maybe you could try the Pepsi Machine?" ...genius. and Striker's "oh fuck" desertion was spot on perfect.

They wrestled them three weeks ago, didn't they?

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson is fantastic for one reason... THE PIMP RUN! A run I imitate to this very day.

In no particular order... 1. Homer At The Bat 2. You Only Move Twice 3. Lisa's Wedding 4. Saturdays Of Thunder 5. Flaming Moe's 6. Dead Putting Society 7. Trilogy Of Error "Linguo....dead?" "Linguo...IS...dead."

5. High Fidelity - Frears - 2000 "A COOOOOOSSSSSSBY SWEAT-AH~!!" So what? I like it. Barry Jive & The Uptown Five.

Brick - Johnson - 2006 Out of left field with this one, but a brilliant piece of modern film noir. If you haven't seen it, find it and watch it. That's all I can say.

Uhm.... shut yo mouth? Or are you just talkin' bout Shaft?

I've always heard that having babies is a wonderful experience...my wife has told me this, her friends have mentioned it as well...perhaps it's just you? She was just terrified cause the doctors had not removed the penis yet.

The Twin Bing was mentioned on Food Network's "Feasting On Asphalt". It did not look appetizing. Also, I hate SKOR.