Well, looks like we're in the twilight zone buddy.
Consider the following...
A ring...
...where one Hunter Hearst Helmsley, abridged HHH, being the King of so-called Kings has not come through with an important and meaningful victory since the days of the Great Pharoahs themselves. Watch intently as he bores the world to tears while calling himself the greatest, tonight on the USA Network...
The Twilight Zone...Is...War...
Nine Eastern, Eight Central.
Live.