The Amazing Rando

Vince has retconed everything in Wrestling History so much, it's damn near impossible to remember what's still official and what isn't. In WWE-919, Shelton Benjamin says "Brother" after every sentance, and has an amazon daughter. Vince McMahon is a male ring rat for a gay Ric Flair, who has super powers and can transform into a giant pink limo.

Or how about Sting's black fluffer, Jay Lethal?

Shawn Michaels has faced *AIRHORN* so many times they'll need their own DVD soon.

doesn't he say "I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch" or something similiar.

I really really really hope they don't do "This Week In Wrestling History" tonight

Kane: Why May 19th? Cause I'm The Goddamn Batman.

Kane said May 19th! He needs to hurt himself!

"The third highest grossing NEW RELEASE last week"

You'd think Shawn would...ya know...intervene. Unless he knows this is just part of the cerebral plot.

Vince needs cages of lions around backstage for ambience.

Uh oh...Vinnie wants two words...

Vince should publicly apologize for firing all of us.

Vince McMahon lost overness from that segment

This segment needs more NASCAR drivers.

ANGRY STONER...oh wait...he's already back to normal.

I think the secret to enjoying the match lies in experiencing the qualities of both wrestlers... so you have to have no personality and be incredibly high.

But, IIRC, Mattel bought Hasbro; so you just end up in the same spot you were before. How about Playskool?

Why did someone think it was a good idea for Uwe Boll to make another shitty movie out of a video game? Some things are just unexplainable mysteries of the universe. I await "Animal Crossing: The Movie: The Game"

RVD took that snake eyes quite well. Right on his face.

Rock seems more a Hasbro kinda guy.

Ladies and Gentlemen...you just heard the 2006 Diva Search winner's theme music.

Then what would they have for the WWE vs ECW show in a couple weeks? bloody pummeling.

It's like New Coke...on mushrooms.

I doubt it's been actually re-activated. I don't think you are going to see people challenging for it.

I wish, as Edge/Foley ran through the crowd, that they happened upon RVD and some others and just got PUMMELED.