The Amazing Rando

Shelton vs. Kane! Well, we know how that one is going to end...

Cena vs. Umaga!! COME ON!!

Coach is a suit!

Duh. "What do you mean it's Monday? SHIT!"

I *wish* HBK would be shown next week putting the ring together

Any city would have shit on Bagwell vs. Booker, or whatever that monstrosity was.

Mr. Bisch somehow becomes GM for no reason.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=35653 "We played flashlight tag...and I WON~!"

Planned Parenthood.

Man, that'd be a tough decision for me. I love Luigi because Luigi rules period, but the Princess' float saved my ass a few times back in the day.

Man, that sucks. RIP.

Wait, what? Wasn't it pretty much assumed that the whole Booker T-Batista "fight" was some sort of Internet work to give Batista a program for when he returns? And even if it wasn't, what would Booker T care about Batista doing anything with Melina? In last week's WON, it states that the fight stemmed from Batista's holier than thou attitude. Booker called him on it (IIRC Batista talked about Smackdown being inferior to RAW, which is ironic given Booker's original SD gimmick) and they got into it. Melina, who as mentioned supposedly has something going with Batista, or at least did, also got into a brawl with Sharmell at a house show that caused JBL to intervene. I also believe it was in Australia that Melina pissed more than a few people off because she was called into the dreaded "Wrestler's Court". She's apparently been on the shitlist for some time. I said the same damn thing.

Going by that I could have wrote 60 minutes in 7K or so... as I'm sure most people wished I'd done in the first place.

This is probably just Vince's way to offset the lower buyrates.

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which ones?

In Soviet Russia, Beth Phoenix KNEW YOU. ...or something.

you can find it a few topics down, actually. (not being a dick, really, I just never got to point out CTDWAT)

I do, quite frequently in fact. He quit because he had no time whatsoever to do anything, and while I bring up the subject to him every few weeks, he won't even come back to TSM, for fear he will get sucked back into the fed and fuck up his real life.

I learned that Bruce enjoys putting himself over more than I do in his comments. P.S. P.S.2.

I hope that the History of the DCU thing gets better, as Jerk mentioned. It really needs to fix some things up, but they got like 8 more parts to it. As for the actually week 3, awesome. Black Adam is one vicious motherfucker, and the more I read, the more the cover to Week 15 really seems like it's going to make me cry. Also, Luthor's a total pimp.

Linda McMahon gets "No Actress" Tazz gets "His real name is Peter Senerchia" Hunter Hearst Helmsley gets "Vince's Boy" Sting gets "It's Showtime Folks" Steve Borden gets "Sting" Chris Jericho gets "Fozzy Sucks" Samoa Joe gets "Joe Seanoa" Rey Mysterio gets "619" JBL gets "NOT a Wrestling God" Randy Orton gets "Legend Killer" Kane gets "May 19th!" Kurt Angle gets "Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence" Paul Heyman gets "ECW ECW ECW" and finally... Randy Savage gets "Bite Into A Slim-Jim" by the by...I'm a Mean Gremlin.

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