The Amazing Rando

"That's not cool" chant.

Apparently nobody does...and that's the problem.

My girlfriend enjoys pointing out Chris Master's "barely covered taint"

"Bodies twisted...dreams shattered in an instant...........please...don't fuck your sister."

I liked Carlito better when he was Meng/Haku I liked Carlito better when he was On A Raft/Tire

And the back... "You facin'...KAAAAAAAAAANE" Ah, that will never get all. I bet Eric Bischoff misses being on Eaw, or at least being allowed to yell out "KAAAAAAAANE!" on Raw. He says it now when he has an orgasm. It's the best part of WWE's Road Report.

And the back... "You facin'...KAAAAAAAAAANE"

Shelton's Mama loves the porno. Or she thinks he's actually Pacino. ...Val Pacino. Hoo-HA, Laaaaaaadies.

Kurt and Shawn were about to kiss. +1.

The ladies love it.

Kip Dupp and Pop Dupp vs. Roll Dupp and Lock Dupp

Chavo's going to win the Royal Rumble!!!!!!! I mean, look, a puppy.

So it will be the quickie version of the Rumble then? It'll be Torrid! Torrid.

Welcome to 1995!

Hopefully he jobs to Val Venis en route to Val regaining the IC Championship.

He tripped. Rhyno broke his leg. I think my witty response went over your head...like smoke.

He tripped.

OMEGA.

Stop staring at his package.

Notice there isn't a truth.gov... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...ha.

They didn't seem to do it last night, either.

Nash: We couldn't find La Parka.

Mickie James, Choreograstalker.

Diesel Lite...from the makers of Fresca and Mordecai Cherry.

But why trust Lita? I don't think it's really worth the rithk.