The Amazing Rando

USA controls the ad revenue, so it's probably their say as to when they air.

That's how Cena is going to get Flair to come to the arena for the match. NACHOS...WHOOOOOO!!

We're just having trouble hearing her over her fat.

How do you think Shelton feels, and you can tell that Joey kinda hates the whole idea of it.

Actually, Snitsky should sponsor Baby Ruth candy bars... they're only satisfying if you punt them into the crowd!

"WWE ROYAL RUMBLE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SNICKERS AND GENE SNITSKY WHO REMIND YOU --- DON'T JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT!"

Cena blames thuganomics on steroids.

"Shawn called me a mama's boy" "Shut up and eat 'er soup!"

Ashley should attack all girls involved with a chair and go tweener.

Actually...add Joey and make it a Triple Threat... put Vince on the headset.

This is pointless!

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!

Show: I would love to be your partner tonight, but they just got nachos up at concessions!

This will still end up being Cena/Show vs. Edge/HHH either that...OR... Cena/Flair vs. Edge/Show

Kane: NACHOS? *Kane leaves ring*

Kane: I shoot pyro in the face of people who think they are cool... Carlito: ......??? *FWOOOSH*

The WWE is a big fan of taking rithks.

holy shit...a Hacksaw HOOO drop... unbelievable.

-Ho humor. Jericho did it better.

the elevator one is CAKE, though.

The father at the medical conference is a step-father and the real father, who is also a doctor, knows who his son is? OR The time between when the kid is hurt and when the kid is found and taken to the hospital is long enough time for the father to get back from the conference.

the "him" that is being found is the father/doctor.

I watched a video of Geometry Wars last night. I almost went into epileptic shock, especially later in the vid. That game is like the 4th of July on methamphetamines.

Will there be a sketch in which Tim White and Matt Hardy both fight over who gets to jump from the top of the Tron?

I have the rhythm of a newborn fawn.