The Amazing Rando

It was so unthinkable he never actually thought of what to do

or an NES PowerPad No way. POWERGLOVE. Super Scope. Zapper Light Gun. My Zapper Light Gun killed my dog. Thanks for bringing up those bad memories! bastard.

That girl hates SpikeTV SOOOOO MUCH that she does advertisements for them.

or an NES PowerPad No way. POWERGLOVE. Super Scope.

Well you came and you took without giving Now my baby can't go on living Ohhhhh Snitsky

or an NES PowerPad

One kills babys... Snitsky appears One kills pushes... HHH appears Two dominating forces in their own right... The immovable force... HHH poses with the belt The unstoppable object Snitsky's crazy face They will collide... LIVE ON RAW!! Gene Snitsky vs. Triple H The World Heavyweight Championship "Don't say we didn't warn you"

Gene: Hello America...thanks to the Snitsky System, I...Gene Snitsky...can help all of the women out there lose between ten and thirty pounds in seconds thanks to the Snitsky 3000 Patent Pending Coat Hanger. With this coat hanger, those extra pounds of baby fat will be reduced to nothing more than an afterbir--I mean afterthought. So call today... 1-876-SNITSKY!

GENE DEAN!

Woman: How dare you say that to my face! Simon: Well, I'd say it behind your back, but I've only got half a tank of gas!

Wow...Missy Hyatt has really let herself go.

That made me choke on a pretzel. That and the baby punting made me laugh til I cried, and now I see red spots. First you choke Then red spots Soon you are doing things you did only two weeks ago over and over and over Finally, you faint...your last vision a deja vu, your entire life flashing in front of your eyes, spliced together with the nu metal song-du-jour playing in the background... Then you know you have... WWE Creativitis. (Side effects include: Amnesia, Abortion, Murder, Name-Calling, Bad Acting, and a main event push)

Whaf you expefft?

look at that fan... "I SEE THE BABY!"

"That's not batter!!"

Y2J: Hey Trish, remember when we kis--(ZAAAPP!!) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

they can't...they fired Jazz too. "Look, Trish...(dubbed voice) beat up Lita all by herself!" -=Mike Trish: Look...it's (dubbed)Rhythm & Blues!" King: Yeah, that (dubbed) Honky Tonk Man (/undubbed) is the most hardcore woman in the WWE!

they can't...they fired Jazz too.

The Torrie Wilson Sex Test... an oral exam that even Lita could pass.

SHHHHH! Nobody knows he's here! I just feed him fish heads, as they give him a shiny coat.

Tomko would have to have a style first. He does have a style. I think in Smackdown they call it "Random Tattooed Guy 436" For reference, Random Tattooed Guy 435 is Tupac Shakur.

No...Edge should, in the tradition of the WWE, get amnesia. Edge: I think I know me. I think....wait...

Benoit will do something UNTHINKABLE to Edge In fact, it's so unthinkable that the writing team hasn't figured it out yet. My suggestion: Benoit d. Edge at Chutes & Ladders. NOBODY would ever think of that. BRILLIANT.

Stop remembering! STOP!! /WWE