The Amazing Rando

Meh, with the way things are going the Main Event is going to be Bob Holly vs. Bob Holly, with him injuring himself. Shit, I'd pay to watch THAT. "ARMAGEDDON: Stiff This!" brought to you by Dr. James Andrews & the Andrenettes!

^ If Jericho runs Raw tonight, that will be the official catchphrase for the show. RAW: Lovin' Every Minute Of It For The First Time Since 98!

That would only work if Nathan Jones ended up raping Tina Turner... "PRIVATE DANCER MY LACTATING ASS!!!"

First thing I thought. THUNDERDOOOOOOOOME!!

we'll see. Fuck that. I've always said it should be The C-Note. As The One And Only Rando, I leave this to be decided by a poll in this thread. Q: What should TSM refer to Mr. Shelton Benjamin's finisher as? a) That's MISTER Exploder b) The C-Note c) La Parka Pretty standard poll, which will run until 9 PM EST tonight. Randnote: My unofficial vote is "C" just so everybody on the boards yells "LA PARKA!!" whenever he hits it, thus confusing everyone who is not watching the show but reading the thread.

we'll see.

In my experiences... seeing it is MORE than enough. I have never actually been there though.

Two Words... Moon Bounce. Two More... With Pose.

Yes! My girlfriend didn't like the movie, so I always do the "i'm gonna smash your face. You're so pretty." line to her... also... "PUDDING!" when I go shopping and "I would say that's that, mattress man" after getting my way in a fight, or if i don't i walk away and then come back a few minutes later and say "You know...at that restaurant...I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry." Off the top of my head though, I can't remember how he answered his phone.

Oh the stories I could tell. *smokes pipe*

*cracks knuckles* *relaxes* Boys... Welcome to Heaven. A New Era begins in less than 24 hours. I expect a video package and bitchin' theme music.

Tomorrow night, all the faces/heels rush into GM Maven's office, all bickering at once... "YO! WOAH! Is Maven gonna hafta choke a bitch?" and that, ladies and gents, will make Maven more over than Undertaker. Just throw that phrase at the beginning of his music, and he's the next MEer.

It's...It's... UNFROZEN CAVEMAN NAZI!! "Ladies and gentlemen of Smackdown, I'm just a caveman nazi. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! I do not know alot about your "modern" world, but there is one thing I do know - fuck Barry Horowitz."

I know it's a joke but DUDE. You were the other half for like five years. This and the Abyss thing had me laughing for about 10 minutes. I thought the exact same thing you did.

YNA will KICK your ass.

That's definitely NOT kayfabe...nobody's ankle should look like that under normal conditions

but Big Show has only been in the business for about 8 years... he's not even close to being a veteran in Holly's eyes.

Screw this...i'm saving up my money for the JBL 2 Disk Collectors Set

Happy Birthday!!! May you never thaw!

"wow, that kid has a lovely halloween outfit..."

Indeed. Add in Crash's entrance in the 2000 Rumble. The 'pose and rub chin' became legendary amongst me and my friends for months afterwards. Shit...I still do that.

Of course, cause nobody gives a shit if they play for four hours straight cause most of the crowd is blazed out of their head anyway. Also, I'd love to see Moe, Flaming Lips/Wilco, or Keller Williams...but would never be able to get to any of them (living in Western Maryland as I do)

They'll play up the injury, then either: a) They will find a replacement on Eddie's team (like Bob fucking Holly) or b) It will be 3 vs. 4

by the by...I did mean "better show" in Vince's eyes.

score!