The Amazing Rando

well if i could register...

The Rock wasn't exactly Ric Flair in the ring either. But the Rock played the strengths he had so well that they hid his weaknesses. If Xtian can learn to do that, he could be set.

What about the ones with the 50s looking sitcom sets at the golf course and other such places (for a 'male growth supplement') ... where the line at the end is like... "he'll surely have a happy partner waiting at the clubhouse" or whatever and that woman does the weird smile whilst holding the tray with iced tea.

As I said...Xtian could very well do the face turn off it, at least for a few weeks. He has a character that the fans could EASILY get behind if the right motivation was there. His cocky attitude is seriously a Rock-lite, and it works on a few levels. Too bad Christian's ring skills aren't the best. Although that could leave the Venerable Tyson Remington Tomko out in the wind.

I was feeling the EXACT same thing...

Shit Shit Shit.

Stop Or My Maven Will Shoot

well he WAS a Horseman...

....Eddie Guerrero.

it would be HILARIOUS if they pulled a Maven/Batista double-turn.

It's The Great Pumpkin, Maven. Girl 6, Maven She's Got to Have it, Maven School Daze, Maven White Maven Can't Jump

Maven would represent Evolution's mistakes, like German people....unfrozen german people.

Nobody here, anyway.

It's The Great Pumpkin, Maven.

Maven defeating Hunter here would be like Jeff Hardy defeating Undertaker in that ladder match.

He's the "Darwin Award" section of Evolution.

He was waiting for the two guys to finish, then he could burn it for the camera crew. Nova invented nationalistic desecration

no tickie no shirtie! (spits mist) I just hope Paul Heyman doesn't run a bank. YOU PUH TOO MAHNEE QUARRER INAIR!!

Maven gets the Final Entrance.

"I am just like Akbar... I have this magic lamp."

The Boyhood Dream has come true...even though he didn't even mention it one year before that...

There's a reason it's called CHRIStmas. And don't forget the Germanic Jewish Holiday "Floatover"

Uhmm... is that a new shade of red?

Maven knows that green is my favorite color.

OMGODZ AL CAN FLY!!!