The Amazing Rando

I went to a show one time where the cage no-showed, and I saw perhaps the greatest whiff ever, a kick to the gut where the attackers foot never really left the mat and the "victim" who was on his hands and knees nearly cleared the second rope from the "force of the blow". Oh, the show also featured one dozen arm-drags in a row by the same guy on the same other guy, and a Hannibal Lecter type gimmick for the "main event" complete with cheap metal gurney and even cheaper face mask. He was about as intimidating as Teddy Ruxpin without batteries.

WMIX main event. Owen d. Bret, WMX (at the time) Survivor Series 98 - Corporate Rock. and chalk another up for the first Horowitz victory, and for The Kid over Razor.

his wiki was updated about 20 seconds after he announced his new name.

Rude would get mad for them upstaging him.

Is it enough to fill out a "Best of 7 series"? They only call it that when the matche's are good.... "Worst of 7 series" then?

I loved Striker in that segment. He was awesome.

Cor Von no-shows a match with CM Punk...someone should check on his family.

Johnny Thunder? Johnny Saturday Night? Johnny Main Event? Johnny Pro? Johnny Starrcade Johnny Souled Out Johnny Uncensored Johnny Fall Brawl War Games Johnny Bischoff Johnny Turner Johnny B. Badd? Oh wait, that one has been done. Johnny Of Champions

I just wanna know why they want to just go and screw over Kane like that... it's not his fault Edge got injured. Sure, Kane was not going to win the belt, but I doubt Edge was going to lose it to Khali of all people. Also, I believe this is the 7th title shot for Batista in less than 4 months. (maybe 6th)

The pros and cons of Kane's one day title run: Pro: Zamboni! Con: There was never a follow-up title reign (as I think a good bit of people thought was going to happen at the time). Also, Kane basically won the match by nefarious heel doings, as it was a First Blood Match and about the only thing on him that could bleed was his exposed arm (and even then I don't think he was the one who actually hit Austin with the winning blow...and if he was, Austin was probably distracted at the time). Kane's one-day run falls almost straight in the middle of my favorite run of storyline ever (from Dude Love going corporate all the way until SurSer 98 and the night after).

It'll be SID.

I'll take Chris Jericho.

when he walked behind the announce table, it was either a sax or a really heavily reverbed guitar.

Batman. most definitely. Maybe. Batman would need some "Force Repellent" on his utility belt, though. He has that...it's called his FIST.

Batman. most definitely.

I was going to say something about the OMEGA lockerroom being murderers.

Hold 714........Armbar! 714 is a jawbreaker. 619, for those interested, is a springboard armdrag. Which one was........the moss covered 3 handled family credenza? number 3.

what kind of punishment?

"oh, TAG"

Hold 714........Armbar! 714 is a jawbreaker. 619, for those interested, is a springboard armdrag.

Great American Bash's theme song is "AT&T on hold music bed"

Randy really should grow a Dastardly (yet sensible) mustache.

Cody Rhodes is... NOT TITO SANTANA.

That's a new record for Not Val Venis'. Color me happy.

That's steamed placenta.