The Amazing Rando

Virgil better start walking to work.

Dammit, I thought she was the 23rd Ultimate Warrior. You know the 22nd one died when his white hovercraft exploded.

Love the heel Steph music and video.

Gotta fill those three hours.

I'd unapologetically fuck the shit out of her face, I think. That way she can't talk to me.

Gotta love the bald dude on the side just not giving a shit whatsoever...or any of those guys really. They should have been playing dice.

damn...Vince got a sex change.

Not really. Orton just won't win on Sunday. And since Cena couldn't take the pin cause he's protected...Lashley was the one left.

They need to say that it was a suicide... and that Vince did it because he was trying to pop a rating.

The driver is the bomb. Remember, last week the bomb was made out of bubblegum, a tag rope, and Lillian Garcia.

YEAH! SLOW MOTION DEATH!! Throw in some Damn Yankees and we are back to 1988!

Yeah, his homies is down so don't arouse his anger, foo'

I'd like to see Helms do THAT... fucking pussy elbow...

KENNEDY! the crowd loves him.

I hope it's Vince in the limo. I'll buy every PPV from now till next Wrestlemania if it is.

I want to point out that, in reality, the McMahon family probably wouldn't want that footage being shown so much.

he tried to shave it last week by himself

Looks like Bizarro World Bischoff~

"I BE-AH FUCKINGS YOUR ASS....starring ME, zee I-rahn SHEIK, former DubyaEff Chapwon!"

Geez...it's Daivari? What can he possibly do on Raw? Get a tag partner of some sort MAYBE... IC Title? No chance. London and Kendrick have insane upside, both in tags and singles ranks. Sandman is at least a crowd popper, Booker and Lashley are upper-midcarders.

JR made the comment that Foley hadn't wrestled on Raw "in seemingly forever" ... the last time was 5/8/06 ...against Edge and Tommy Dreamer in a triple threat bout that was basically set up so Edge and Foley could bloody Dreamer.

Screw Sandman.... give the belt to Matt Hardy...or Candice. Let everything get REALLY out there. Turn Jim Ross heel again, CM Punk does the Pepsi Plunge, Kevin Thorn somehow becomes European Champion... The Rockers win the tag team titles after a nasty blood feud with the Highlanders and the Samoan Swat Team... Shane goes to the Lodge and Big Show and Hornswoggle talk backwards to him...Kane doesn't throw fire, he throws kittens... THEN Linda wakes up.

Batista still has to have his Mark Henry feud until Edge can lose the title...then Batista will challenge for the title again for eight months or so. Seriously, this is his...what...SIXTH try now?

..so this must be your first time watching WWE. Don't worry the headaches will stop after a few years of watching the product on a constent basis. Been watching since '82. oh! so you got yourself a WWE product sized tumor? Signed by Vince McMahon, making it worth a lot more now than it was last week thanks to his untimely passing.

I can't wait to see Barricade fuck up Bumblebee. That'll be fun.