Well, with Batista temporarily out of the running and Taker still on the shelf, that doesn't leave many viable options for Edge to fight...
KEEEENNED---oh wait...FUCK!
If they show one of them oiling up the other before their match, I riot.
"Man, what is that stuff?"
"It's from Kentucky or something....warms to the touch"
For Maria's sake, if he starts letting a Russian accent slip she needs to run for the hills.
"If you keep it up, you are going to make me Russian...and you won't like me when I'm Russian."
William Regal should just stand there doing facial expressions while Sandman just runs around him drinking and hitting himself. three stars right there.