The Amazing Rando

Teddy Long needs a driver.

You know when I wrote that, I had no idea the Vikings actually selected an Oklahoma product. It was just the autism acting up again, tis all. Sabermetric Rain Man Keiper.

Vince is dead........................... The new Vince will be played by indy wrestler Billy Shears.

Keep the beer, but give him a glass. And instead of smashing the glass on his head.... HE RECYCLES!

Since when was James White (DT) the entire offensive line of Oklahoma State? He must have had a hell of an upside that I was unaware of.

That's exactly it. The potential feud that could have carried Smackdown for the next couple of months, Edge vs. Mr. Kennedy, flushed down the toilet because RAW felt it needed more talent. No, HHH felt Raw needed "more heels", which is funny given Kennedy's recent face reactions.

Kennedy and Booker are on Raw now. Benoit is on ECW. Strong mid-card? Where?

Maybe Raw is giving Smackdown an extra pick for taking two superstars with one shot? Doubtful, but maybe.

four matches for two hours? is that normal? And why push Flair? I mean, I know they are doing this whole "Batista's friend" thing, but they have a decent mid-card they could be pushing (that is, if it doesn't all get sent to Raw to be buried alive).

Monty Brown didn't leave the ring before the after-tag five count.

Only if Heyman comes back. Fuck Rando. I don't need advertising. I'm amazing for a reason.

Heyman already did that.

damn right the Pony. Damn Right.

Gotta be the Conquistadors under those masks.

I'm not concerned. I'm just waiting for them to Mike Sanders him. NOT GIVE HIM A PONY?!

Couldn't get Warrior and Douglas.

And Striker (apparently) plays up the prayers to Vince.

I say Cor Von goes for the Pounce and Benoit turns it into the Crossface.

What do they really need the tables under the ring for? I've never seen them put one up in the case of an announce table breaking.

For Hornswoggle. Rando always beats me, always. I'm car-bombing his limo. I HAVE A LIMO? WHERE? *BOOM* FUCK!

So Hornswoggle can wash his hands.

...driving a forklift.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!! (what am I DOING?!)

Vince McMahon actually dies.... and everyone will still believe he is faking it No, they'll have to keep saying it was the car bomb that did it.

I want a recording of the next shareholders phone conference.