The Amazing Rando

Duggan doing it for America for no real logical reason would do it for me. Eugene attacks because his imaginary friend Darren Matthews told him too.

Val must have recently got First Responder training.

Character?

HBK: RETIRE sign in the background. Fantastic.

If things keep going this way, it'll end up holding 6000 or less regardless.

Jacksonville, Florida will tear him apart. Or sit idle and wait for the next booking pattern to take hold. If it's anything like their airport, they'll sit idle.

Okay...that was actually pretty awesome...as far as unique finishes goes. Of course, I would have liked to have seen the Splash have his usual bounce>sell>crawl>two count before the choke got hooked on.

Only emotionally. Look at those eyes. *listens to 38 Special* "...this heart needs a second chance..."

But if Randy sees a Super Bowl he smokes it in front of corporate bigwigs.

The Match Of A Million Kick and Splash Variations Not Seen Since Steve Blackman & Tajiri battled The Natural Disasters.

Spider-Man 3 will make more in the metropolitan area of NYC on Friday night than the Condemned did all last weekend.

I'd rather see them as fascist assholes.

It got canceled in 2001. It's not Family Guy.

I'm really hoping Jeff ends up Pillmanized at the end of this segment.

Why exactly are the Rednecks playing so civil?

"It was me, dad, it was me that hired Rob Van Dam back!" yells Shane moments after RVD pulls the trigger on a tiny pistol, a flag reading "Bong 4:20" popping out and causing Vince McMahon, The King Of Extreme, to wet his slacks.

He's making small amounts of money off him right now. The other wall has a ton of photos of Val Venis and Balls Mahoney........together. Not Val Venis~! Thanks.

He's making small amounts of money off him right now. The other wall has a ton of photos of Val Venis and Balls Mahoney........together.

"They love you, Roberto. Come on, Roberto. They all love you, Roberto."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They should come back from break and immediately go to Michaels/Cena and say "we want to make sure they don't go for 90 minutes"

That was actually a pretty good match.

Where, I'm sure, Carlito will be jobbing to the infamous Penisplex. Nice SPLAT by Randy on the Spear through the ropes. Randy Orton's junk uses the Masterlock. Randy Orton has some fuzzy junk. What does he shave with, napalm?

Orton should tattoo his hotel bills all over his body. He'd look like Hakushi. And he can wear a lampshade on his head ala Hakushi's white Raiden hat.

Yeah, Orton should have played his cards right and fucked Matt Hardy's new girlfriend. He'd be a made man.