Spaceman Spiff

I'll be back as Miami.

Hmm, that's weird. As far as I can tell, SD should be on @ 8 tonight like usual. The only reason it would be preempted would be for the Phillies, but it looks like they'll be on Comcast Sports Net tonight.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5805142?FSO1&ATT=HMA

Kelly *AND* Finlay's midget.

Police are on the lookout for this man:

2-hour premier of SciFi's new show "Eureka".

Christian won't be coming back. He's making good money for less dates & minimal travel, plus he gets to spend time w/ his family & work on an acting career. The only reason he'd go back would be because of financial problems, and by all accounts, he's been good w/ his money.

I'm talking about the credible sites (i.e. Meltzer).

Supposedly, Goldberg was going to work w/ Jericho as the payoff to the Greenberg stuff, but people got into Goldberg's ear about how working w/ Jericho would be beneath him, Jericho is too small, not a draw, etc.

He's also the guy who got almost got fired for behavioral issues (for which he underwent counseling), of which none of the news sites want to reveal for fear of being sued. Dude definitely has some issues.

And people told me on page one of this thread that Umaga had no potential. I stand by my comment.

Good lord, I hope not.

Not to mention, y'know, the PA DOT.

I got a glimpse of the driver, and it was in fact a girl. She was average at best.

I saw that as the license plate # on the car in front of me when I left work this afternoon.

*bump* Shirt #3 is the winner, and now on sale.

This one?

Well, they want to promote Cena as the future face of the company, so it doesn't make much sense for said future face to be laid out like a punk on a major network show that's supposed to draw in new fans. You have to remember that SNME isn't treated like a normal WWE show. It's 1/2 normal show, 1/2 promotional, so that's why you get Cena standing tall at the end. The majority of Cena's matches involve him selling. Don't bring up the spear on SNME either, because he can't sell the move like death since he has to do the super FU to close the show. Blame the booking for that, not Cena. Angle does nothing to set up the ankle lock, either, so what's your point? Should he set it up? Sure. But the only guy who really set's up his submissions is Benoit.

Yeah, my whole roster this week is SD. I liked popping the #1 score in the league for week 8. Little Bastard busting out 7 weapon shots really helped me out.

Who really cares if Umaga does the j-o-b? The only thing remotely over about him is his manager. Destroying Umaga's potential? What potential?

To distract you from the real UFO site, Area 52.

http://www.akjak.com/vader-sessions/ JOTW posted this link over at Green TSM. Vader's scenes from ANH w/ his dialogue replaced by James Earl Jones dialogue from other movies of his.

AoO saying "fender bender" seems so out of place.

I _still_ don't know why that guy got the nod over Shaq. Fuckin' Duke. The team already had Robinson & Ewing. Did they really need Shaq as a 3rd center?

Dude got into a heated argument w/ his wife in a hotel over Wrestlemania weekend, and destroyed a potted plant. Not necessarily a big deal, except that it was in front of a bunch of people. Had it gone down w/out any witnesses, it wouldn't have been a big deal, and certainly/probably wouldn't have cost him his job.