Spaceman Spiff

Whoa, whoa, whoa - slow down. Let me write this stuff down.

How do you wreck 3 pairs of pants in 1 day? What a strange man, you are.

And the problem is...?

Damn, the Philly Inquirer isn't running C&H.

WWE.com polls have less credibility than the National Enquirer.

Desmond typed something, then pressed a button marked "execute". (Or, at least I'm pretty sure he did). Was that the same button Jack was going to press?

So, we know about: 1) Rousseau's group landing on the island 2) The drug runners crashing on the island 3) Flight 815 going off course and crashing there Is it safe to assume all these people were purposely lured to the island, by way of messing w/ navigation equipment? Why? Is it Desmond's doing (doubt it), or whoever was running the undergound facility before he took it over?

I know, I just wanted to point out that sleeping in the top bunk doesn't necessarily mean more than 1 person. But, yeah, I get that it does in this case.

Maybe he just likes sleeping in the top bed. When I was young, we had a bunk bed, and I slept in the top, leaving the bottom empty.

Ryan Howard

Miami - 16 Atlanta at Buffalo 2.5 3.5 Carolina at Miami 2.5 Cincinnati at Chicago Cleveland at Indianapolis 13.5 Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets 2.5 New Orleans at Minnesota 4.5 Oakland at Philadelphia 8.5 3.5 Tampa Bay at Green Bay Tennessee at St. Louis 6.5 Arizona at Seattle 6.5 6.5 Dallas at San Francisco New England at Pittsburgh 3.5 N.Y. Giants at San Diego 5.5 Kansas City at Denver 2.5 Oof, too many road teams. EDIT: I changed my NE/Pitt pick

Somebody needs to figure out what "Walt" was wispering to Shannon.

BB said the no-compete wouldn't allow it, HTQ said it wasn't as iron-clad as it seemed.

Seeing as it's almost certain Lesnar will be wrestling for NJPW, and that the WWE is pretty sure they'd lose the case (i.e pretty much everything HTQ predicted), I'd say HTQ hardly got "owned".

No, the fat kid in Stand By Me was Jerry O'Connell <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Huh?

Rebecca Romjin is going to be marrying Jerry O'Connell? I realize John Stamos wasn't anything special, but certainly she can do better than the fat kid from "Stand By Me" (wait, that was O'Connell, right?).

There are white rappers nowadays, don'tcha know.

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Lidle should not have been taken out of that game when he was. Cormier comes in, walks the next 2 batters to force in a run. Then, the Braves tack on 2 more runs in the next inning to go up 4-0. Lidle couldn't have faced Adam LaRoche after intentionally walking A. Jones? Bad move by Manuel.

Because WCW bested WWF in TV ratings for 80-some weeks.

Working in the warden's office could have been entirely to cover up his return from his scouting mission.

With a car, there's quantitative tests to determine fraud. With a PPV, it's a matter of opinion whether it is good/bad.

Conway/Shelton on Heat? I'll tune in for that. Hopefully they get a decent amount of time for the match.

Ronald Curry is out for the year - Achilles tear.

Bryan Danielson/American Dragon