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Extended version of the Ross Report? Page 87: I hear that Kanyon might be coming back after some time in OVW.

"You can tell by the way that I look that I like to eat"

Trish looks good. Terri looks old. Lita looks like she made BBQ dinners by her trailer

Dreamer would be a prison bitch!

[/sarcasm]??? It's nice to see that Eric Bischoff is now off the streets and in jail.

well.. Rico did carry Three Minute Warning.

So, does Shea's vote totals move over to the NL now that he is a Diamondback? He'd be in second in the NL

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/s...rts/5972194.htm

Mitch is this comedian who has odd and funny jokes, just by his delivery. If you have any of those 'file sharing' dealies, search for some of his work. Like his CD. in the mean time.. go here http://www.students.bucknell.edu/jbfisher/mitch.htm

throw in Mitch Hedberg to keep it surreal. Just because.

Somethings just don't make sense. Tyson, despite all the noted problems, will still watch pigeons on the rooftops in Harlem. Boy, that must be a surreal sight. Sadly enough for him, it's one of the far too rare peaceful moments. Mike could have had it all. If you ever get the chance, find or download 'Mike Tyson's greatest hits' (an HBO special from 1988), the download I had of thing was the first 8 minutes, but it went over Tyson with Cus, how Cus adopted him and Tyson saw him as a father-figure. Then he went on, eventually losing Cus in 1985 and having to go on. Make no doubt about it, if any of you had the chance to talk to Mike Tyson, and you weren't rude to him, i'm sure a good conversation would result. He seems like a friendly guy as long as you don't come in to try and anger him or order him around. Mike Tyson is a good tragic figure. The soul of a beast in Harlem, tamed by Cus D'Amato, but his perfect run unraveled due to his various lackeys and his own behavior.

Kim's not going to be helped any by the Boston 'attitude' towards minorities (Black players in particular). But then again, we'll have to see if they jump on Kim. Then again, Boston's ineptness since 1918 can be blamed on idiocy and racism from their front offices.

Parts Unknown!

I bet the WWE might mix the car crash from Foley's titantron into Austin's titantron video? Mankind did have cars crashing at the beginning of his video, right?

maybe Ultimo can convince Vince that he's Mexican, so he can lie, cheat and steal with Eddy

do these new rules mean that I can' t m,ake my posts with my eyes shut any more? Do they? Do they?

technically, Ultimo Dragon would be a white boy, right?

You sure that this isn't saying that the "Moon is about to change" and the guy behind it is somebody who will end the White Boy Challenge?

I'm sure I said something funny once or twice

Condom's don't Increase Teen Sex I increase teen sex.

For one thing, it's probably prefered that your driver's license photo isn't your mugshot. If you could just send in a photo, then wouldn't anything be acceptable? wouldn't that obliterate the practice of taking separate photos just for licenses?

It turns out that you don't need a burkah when you get a mugshot for beating your foster kids Source MAY 28--Turns out the Florida woman who is suing for the right to wear a Muslim headdress in a driver's license photograph has previously been subjected to an, um, unveiled government portrait. Following her 1997 conversion to Islam, Sultaana Freeman (formerly Sandra Keller) was arrested in Decatur, Illinois for battering a foster child. Freeman, 35, pleaded guilty in 1999 to felony aggravated battery and was sentenced to 18 months probation. As a result of the conviction, state officials removed two foster children from Freeman's care.

this keeps him from doing those phone sex things, right? because if it does, then good.

http://www.timesdaily.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...8/APA/305280576 Experts in Islamic law are being called to testify in the lawsuit of a Muslim woman fighting a state order to take off her veil for her driver's license photo. Sultanna Freeman, 35, says Florida's insistence on photographing her face violates her religious rights. "I don't unveil ... because it would be disobeying my Lord," Freeman testified Tuesday at the start of her non-jury trial. Assistant Attorney General Jason Vail argued that having an easily identifiable photo on a driver's license is a matter of public safety. "It's the primary method of identification in Florida and the nation," Vail said. "I don't think there can be any doubt there is a public safety interest." Freeman's attorneys argue that state officials didn't care that she wore a veil in her Florida driver's license photo until after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, an allegation the state denies. "This is about religious liberty. It's about whether this country is going to have religious diversity," said Howard Marks, an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida. Hey.. just a few questions for you. #1: How the fuck do you drive in a black veil? #2: if you said you don't drive in a veil, then why should you get your license photo in one? #3: If you're already wearing a huge veil, then why are you driving? You wouldn't drive if you were really that devoted. You'd have a husband and you'd be at home. #4: If you are going to drive unveiled, then how will people be able to ID you if your license is of you in a veil? #5: If you claim you are sincere to Islam, then why do you insult your god by driving? If he told you to put on that veil, what the fuck makes you think he wants you to drive a car? #6: Are you recieving funding from Saudi-based or American-based Islamic groups for pressing this lawsuit? #7: If you're able to get your photo in a veil, then I should be able to get my license photo taken in an Adam Sandler mask, I can say it's my damn religion, and if you can do it, so can I. Right? Ugh.. what a stupid bitch (no offense)

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