Rob E Dangerously

The team has a shot

The new projection for Big Red G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB BA So Far 2122 8469 1791 3064 453 66 555 1787 805 .362 Thru 41 3393 13328 2643 4545 734 81 826 2671 1302 .341 Aww yeah Record countdown (number of blah blah needed for the record) 445 hits to the Hit Record 19 HR to the HR record 139 RBI to the RBI record 273 runs to the runs record And some other players who can join Big Red at the Postseason bash Raymond Vivian Linwood Beach David McGinty Scott Marvel Moses Cos Tom Cordova Jeffrey Galant Bob Mund Also, I hit 44 home runs and struck out only 39 times.

33 to 7 aww yeah!

I'm not sold on Francoeur

Yeah, I don't think anybody is going to approach John Gochnauer's mark of 98 errors at shortstop. Although Israel Alcantara committed 57 errors at third base in Low A in 1993. Angel Berroa had 54 errors in the California league in 2000. Current Phillie Jose Offerman had 36 errors at shortstop in AAA in 1990 and 42 for the Dodgers in 1992. Dean Palmer had 59 errors at third in the SAL in 1987

And if you project what Hamilton did in 129 games to 162 games, you get this: 276 hits in 683 AB, 241 runs, 31 doubles, 19 triples, 5 homers, 109 RBI, 158 walks If you take what the Phillies did in 129 games and project it to 162 games, you get 1435 runs. If you take what they did in 129 games and put it in 162 games, the runs per game average drops from 8.86 to 7.06 per game. If anybody is going to approach that record, they will have to get on base a lot and have a strong offense to knock them in.

BTK could have been done in by a floppy disc http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/1315507.html

Troy Glaus must love Coangelo too.

Well, it does inspire an advertising campaign. "Steve's Soul Food - Don't let anything stop you from coming here"

http://www.kansas.com/mld/eagle/news/speci...tk/11002892.htm

I wanna see somebody try to approach the Major League triples record which is 36 triples, which was set by Owen "Chief" Wilson in 1912. Nobody, even in the minors, has approached that record. Billy Hamilton's run record was impressive since he scored 192 runs in 129 games. Babe Ruth also had an extraordinary season in 1921, 177 runs. The all time runs record is held by Tony Lazzeri who scored 202 runs in 1925 for Salt Lake City in the PCL. The short list of baseball records Runs: Minors: 202 - Tony Lazzeri (1925) Minors (non-PCL): 195 - Leo Najo (1925) Majors: 192 - Billy Hamilton (1892) Hits: Minors: 325 - Paul Strand (1923) Minors (non-PCL): 282 - Jay Kirke Sr. (1921) Majors: 262 - Ichiro (2004) Doubles: Minors: 100 - Lyman Lamb (1924) Majors: 67 - Earl Webb (1931) Triples: Majors: 36 - Owen Wilson (1912) Minors: 32 - Jack Cross (1925) Home Runs: Majors: 73 - Barry Bonds (2001) Minors: 72 - Joe Bauman (1954) RBI: Minors: 254 - Bob Crues (1948) Majors: 191 - Hack Wilson (1930) Stolen Bases: Minors: 145 - Vince Coleman (1983) Majors: 130 - Rickey Henderson (1982) Walks: Majors: 232 - Barry Bonds (2004) Strikeouts (by a batter) Majors: 195 - Adam Dunn (2004) Strikeouts (by a pitcher): Majors: 513 - Matt Kilroy (1886) Minors: 465 - Grover Lowdermilk (1907) Majors (recent): 373 - Nolan Ryan (1973) I don't see anybody stealing 131 bases for a long time either. Although Bonds walk record is completely insane too

Random nicknames "Death to all flying things" (Bob Ferguson) "Shoeless Joe" "The Rabbi of Swat" (Moses Solomon) "Babe Ruth's Legs" (Sammy Byrd) "Boom Boom" Beck "Dr. Strangeglove" Dick Stuart

The Senators from the 60s also have "The Capital Punisher" Frank Howard

If you look hard enough, you could find things which did in every captured serial killer. Then again, if these were rational people who didn't fuck up, they wouldn't be serial killers. BTK made one of the following mistakes (a) coming out of the darkness to taunt the police (b) staying in the Wichita area © having children (d) looking like Bob Ryder (Richard Ramirez's mistakes were leaving too many people alive, and trying to carjack a latino)

http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/1307477.html Here's one forum with a huge topic on the POI: http://forums.prospero.com/foxamw/messages (under "--Mystic-- Possible BTK Arrest--Coverage" and "TURN ON CNN!!!!") related topic: http://www.catchbtk.com/discus/messages/76...html?1109370962 Here's some background on BTK: http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers...tk/index_1.html If it's him, it's about damn time

Maybe they're just comparing Bush to Charles Manso-- nevermind

Ok, now the hackers have gone too far, nobody wants to see Fred Durst having sex. Although, a question for those foolish enough to watch the video, is Durst wearing his hat while he nails the chick?

And I created Leon Sharpe in one of my OOTP6 leagues. http://www.geocities.com/bigredrbh/p3183.html 7'0/300lbs, BL/TL, 1B/DH, ph33r

apparently North/South is totally crazy, like 5.67 runs per game crazy and the projections are changed slightly, putting Henderson at 798 home runs though 41.

A few samples from "The Mad Dog 100 - The Greatest Sports Arguments of All Time" Mad Dog eliminates Ty Cobb from a "hitting for average" category since Cobb hit .367 in the deadball era. Obviously Cobb wasn't in Russo's era, which is the braindead era. Constant use of the "never knocked in 100 runs" or "never scored 100 runs" bullshit, as if a player can do that all by himself anyways. (He did that on Fisk and Baines) Same goes for his "thoughts" on Blyleven, which is "he pitched a lot, so that's why he won so many games, and he won 20 games once". Granted, if you pitch a lot, maybe it's because you're good at pitching. And this comparing Willie Mays to Joe DiMaggio On Rogers Hornsby Mmmhhmmmm

"Big Red" Robert Henderson would like to welcome the following free agent-to be talent to a special party in November. "Dizzy" Stainsby (SS - Los Angeles) Rik Carlsten (RF - Charlotte) "Succotash" Sospiri (LF - Oklahoma) Antwan Adelaide (SS - Houston) Garry Minkel (LHP - New York) Joseph Kerfoot Jr. (LHP - Las Vegas) Tucker Schiffler (LHP - Atlanta) As part of the "Memphis Red Eel" celebration

Henderson record watch: I've scored 100 runs in all 14 of my seasons. 14 seasons in a row of 100 runs is also a record. Lou Gehrig and Hank Aaron had 13 consecutive years of 100 runs. Once I knock in 100 RBI, i'll have 13 consecutive years of 100 RBIs, tying the MLB record My eleven 200 hit seasons are also a record.

on checking my zipcode and entering the data, it turns out i'm in a zipcode with 91% white people and 3% African-Americans. It's pretty much the same for the entire town. But, the town had segregated schools until sometime in the 50s before the Brown decision, if I recall correctly. (The county split is 68-23) I'll also use this occasion to mention that I should get something from Arthur Bryant's again. So yeah, the idea of "Treat people fairly" is pretty good. If Condi runs, she will have her record as NSA and Secretary of State to defend and all that

My projections for Big Red though age 41 3590 games (record) 14221 at-bats (record) 4846 hits (record) 2862 runs (record) 776 doubles (second all time) 81 triples 862 home runs (record) 2820 RBI (record) 1419 walks .341/.401/.589 The Total Package! Projected stats Age 40: 149 games, 170 hits in 562 AB, 31 doubles, 23 HR, 86 runs/82 RBI, .302/.369/.484 Age 41: 149 games, 158 hits in 556 AB, 29 doubles, 19 HR, 78 runs/71 RBI, .284/.352/.442 Projected years for breaking records HR (TSM): 2022 (#574) RBI (TSM): 2023 (#1927) Runs (TSM): 2023 (#2065) Hits (TSM): 2024 (#3509) Runs (MLB): 2025 (#2296) RBI (MLB): 2026 (#2298) Doubles (TSM): 2027 (#649) HR (MLB): 2027 (#756) Hits (MLB): 2028 (#4257) And using the favorite toy, we get the following percentages for how likely it is that I do the preceding (I projected out my 2021 numbers too) HR (TSM): 97% RBI (TSM): 97% Runs (TSM): 97% Hits (TSM): 97% Runs (MLB): 97% RBI (MLB): 97% Doubles (TSM): 49% HR (MLB): 76% Hits (MLB): 40% My projected stats for 2021 are as follows 141 games, 204 for 587, 157 runs, 41 doubles, 45 home runs, 142 RBI, .348/.414/.658 And the favorite toy percentage for me getting 5000 hits is 5%

Hmm.. yeah, that explains a few of the problems. I don't think hitting 400 twice will enable me to make personnel decisions for Memphis. Which means I will unable to make a team sign any of the following RJ Frost (for September pinch hitting duty) Richie Aveline (for finding a new position) Big Louie Laricks (for walks) or more pitching or something