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Event 1: Pie eating contest- Big Show v. a Bear. Bear wins after it's mate distracts the Big Show. Event 2: Tug of War- Scott Steiner v. an Orangutan Another win for the animals, as Steiner injures himself Event 3: Race- The Ultimate Warrior v. a giraffe The Warrior wins easily Event 4: Race- The Ultimate Warrior v. a zebra The Zebra wins over an exhausted Warrior Event 5: Obstacle Course- Sgt. Slaughter v. a chimp Slaughter wins, somehow Event 6: Airplane pulling- An elephant v. 50 small wrestlers The Wrestlers win after a hummer hits the elephant Event 7: Steel Cage Match- Triple H v. a Dinosaur Pedigree. Pin. Book it. Triple H redeems humanity!

I cracked up when they mentioned the idea of the bear mauling the little guy. It'd be priceless, and yet so tragic. As for the midgets, they could have done it if they had all 50 instead of 44 midgets

We're just seeing this here in Kansas City. Man.. this is a downer. I think the producers screwed mankind. Just imagine if animals focused on pulling airplanes, eating hot dogs, running and tug of war. They'd take over the world. the sprinter runs three times against two beasts the sumo is manhandled by the orangutan we only get 44 midgets and not the guaranteed 50 midgets. Did six of them fail to show up? and none of them have weight training, nor the size of the elephant It says alot about the special when you don't even rig it to finish 4-3 in one way. It finished 4-2 in favor of the Beasts. I'm holding out hope for "Man v. Beast II". Maybe mankind could get off our butts and defeat those arrogant animals. This is a sad night for mankind. As I turn the VCR off, I am stunned. "They have a new 10,000 Pyramid Show?" Don't worry Midgets, you tried your hardest. If you only had six more people. We'll beat the beasts next time!

We get 'Man v. Beast' here in Kansas City at 10:30 thanks to a K-State/Colorado basketball game. I'll tape it. This sounds priceless.

What has Albie Lopez ever done? as for Neifi. Maybe if Kauffman was raised up as high as Coors Field, then he would have hit the ball much better

Shoulda asked him about Al Wilson

EDIT: Yay CFL!

what name was Hall using? WWFRRamon? WWFTheBadGuy?

The Royals lineup for 2003. C: Brent Mayne 1B: Mike Sweeney 2B: Carlos Febles 3B: Joe Randa SS: Angel Berroa LF: Raul Ibanez CF: Carlos Beltran RF: Brandon Berger DH: Mark Quinn (or Ken Harvey) Pitchers: Runelvys Hernandez Miguel Asencio Darrell May Shawn Sedlacek Probably some minor leaguers also. and the losses so far in KC: Player lost Neifi Perez (waived/Giants) Paul Byrd (free agent/Braves) A.J. Hinch (released/Indians*) Luis Alicea (free agent) Chuck Knoblauch (free agent) RHP Roberto Hernandez (free agent) RHP Blake Stein (free agent/Devil Rays*) Damn.. KC looks to finish even worse than 62-100. Fuck you David Glass.

The Inquisive Dog has arrived to use this thread as a newspaper! "What is the deal with Rob Johnstone? Does Rob feel insecure about his sexuality? Sure, I sniff other dogs butts sometimes, but he called Flesh and that other guy 'gay' and he bashes that woman as a lesbian, and he says another poster smokes crack and has no morals. Rob, judge not must ye be judged yourself.. oh wait, there's a squirrel out there, let me catch it!" *Dog runs off* As for Rob's quote on Annie, is Annie thinking the Republicans are fascist because they aren't women, or is Rob just a dumbass Buchanan lover?

Rock as heel could feud with Brock Lesnar on SD

I'm sure that trying to rework the feud that brought the WWE back to the top with the original players isn't the worst thing Vince cold do. What would you have Vince do? You heard the fans, they want Austin. If all goes well, they will get Austin.

Mike got it through a shoulder surgery. Nearly killed him right there. Then WCCW used his survival as a gimmick to sell tickets

"Al Wilson For Ever" Sung by the WWE All-Stars Verse One: "Mean" Gene Okerlund Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show I laced the track, you locked the flow So far from hangin on the block for dough Al Wilson, they got to know that Life ain't always what it seem to be (uh-uh) Words can't express what you mean to me Even though you're gone, we still a team Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream (that's right) In the future, can't wait to see If you open up the gates for me Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend (uh-huh) Try to black it out, but it plays again When it's real, feelings hard to conceal Can't imagine all the pain I feel Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath) I know you still living your life, after death Chorus: Dean Rasmussen Every step I take, every move I make Every single day, every time I pray I'll be missing you Thinkin of the day, when you went away What a life to take, what a bond to break I'll be missing you [Mean Gene] I miss you Big Al Verse Two: Mean Gene Okerlund It's kinda hard with you not around (yeah) Know you in heaven smilin down (eheh) Watchin us while we pray for you Every day we pray for you Til the day we meet again In my heart is where I'll keep you friend Memories give me the strength I need (uh-huh) to proceed Strength I need to believe My thoughts Al I just can't define (can't define) Wish I coul turn back the hands of time Us in the 6, shop for new clothes and kicks You and me taking flicks Makin hits, stages they receive you on I still can't believe you're gone (can't believe you're gone) Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath) I know you still living you're life, after death Chorus [Dean Rasmussen] Somebody tell me why Interlude: Dean Rasmussen On that morning When this life is over I know I'll see your face Outro: Oscar, Mark Henry, K-Kwik, John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan Every night I pray, every step I take Every move I make, every single day Every night I pray, every step I take [Gene] Every day that passes Every move I make, every single day [Gene] Is a day that I get closer [Gene] To seeing you again Every night I pray, every step I take [Gene] We miss you Al... and we won't stop Every move I make, every single day [Gene] Cause we can't stop... that's right Every night I pray, every step I take Every move I make, every single day [Gene] We miss you Al [b2] BOO YAH! *music fades out* *tear forms in eye* long live Al Wilson

talking about the Von Erich's won't bring Al Wilson back to us

but it wasn't even claimed to be toxic shock syndrome, that site confused David with Mike. Mike's TSS was not kayfabed either. David probably dropped after taking pills and drinking beer

http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/p...er/obituary.htm this says it was "acute etheris" David Von Erich didn't get toxic shock syndrome. Mike got it after a surgery.

there's only so much psychology that can go into a match where you win by stripping the other guy down to his underwear

Raven would look better in an "In Memory of Al Wilson" t-shirt that I hope the WWE puts out

thanks for reminding me of the Sega game, Mutant League Football

Torrie must be in grief over what happened. The fans are. Maybe the Royal Rumble will feature the Undertaker raising Al Wilson from the dead to enact revenge on Dawn Marie. David Von Erich died of an "infection" in Japan (or an OD) Mike Von Erich had Toxic Shock syndrome (no work) and he shot himself

some people claimed that Al was Torrie's step-father, but I'm not sure if he was the real dad or not

MNF wasn't on last week. We didn't see ratings surge that week. I figure it was a combo of MNF watchers and people who heard about it somehow

Al Wilson was an inspiration to all the people out there who would never make it in wrestling due to lack of personality, physique and all that. He was a common man, stuck in a love triangle between a whore and his daughter. You can't say that he didn't die doing what he loved to do.

they were overwhelmed with grief over Al's death and they just couldn't bare it anymore. Ya know.