Rob E Dangerously

Al Wilson memorial banner. I know that if the health of Al Wilson concerns you, you will be disappointed to hear that he is dead. I heard earlier this month that he was 61, so the birthdate was a guess. Heaven needed a champion, so they got Al Wilson

when have face announcers not had a double-standard when it comes to cheating?

I dub my idea to be "Cubic Football" (for lack of a better name and thinking that the middle looks like a cube) here is the design a made for a field, which came out bad on picturestage: I'll have to put a bigger field design up It's two fields together, they intersect from the 25 yard line on all sides. Here are the rules I've divised for the game so far: 1. 11 men on both sides. Usual NFL rules with penalties apply. 2. While running down the field, one can turn onto the other field to run for the other endzone if he has crossed the line of scrimmage and is between the 25 yard lines. If he is tackled on the other field, the ball is spotted there. One cannot run onto the other field if it is behind the line of scrimmage. You cannot take the ball onto the other field on defense or returns, only on offense. 3. To start the game, the ball is held by the referee on the intersection of the 50 yard lines ("The Crosshairs"), a player from each team comes out. The ref throws the ball up in the air and the player who gets the ball first gets to decide if his team will kick, recieve, or choice a field to start on. 4. The fields are switched at halftime. If the east-west field is used first, then the north-south field will be used for the second half. 5. Times: 1st through 3rd quarters: 12 minutes "Lightning Round": Until one team has the lead and has scored two times in a row, or one team has scored two times in a row to make the game a tie. If this does not occur in 8 possessions by both teams combined, then the game is over and the team with the most points wins. Unless they are tied and then the game is put in overtime. There are two Overtime options I will consider. A seems more reasonable, B seems like a 'shootout'. a- Start on the 35 yard line, both teams get a shot at the goal, ala College Football b- Start on the 20 yard line, both teams kick field goals until one team misses (example: if Morten Andersen and Gary Anderson were kicking, and they got to the 35, and Gary missed, and Morten made his field goal, then Mortens team wins). If neither team is ahead by the time that the ball would be moved from a 55 to a 60 yard field goal, the teams can either forfeit their shot and go to option a- or one can go for it right there (but if he misses, then we go to option A and the other team gets the ball). If both teams miss from the same distance, they can also chose to switch to 'option A' SCORING RULES: Touchdown on the regular field- 6 points Extra Point- 1 point Touchdown from turning onto the other field- 5 points (due to it being a shortcut). Example: if Jerry Rice caught the ball at the 40, turned left and ran down the other field (25 yards), he'd score 5 points Two Point Conversion (pass, run, or a field goal attempt from the 30 yard line)- 2 points Field Goal from 40 yards or closer (with the ball held on the 25 or closer)- 3 points Field Goal from 41 yards or more- 4 points Dropkicked Field Goal- 4 points [a dropkick is dropping the ball and kicking it after it has hit the ground, if I recall correctly] Safety- 2 points, kickoff from the 25. Have I lost my mind? Do I need to clarify anything? or am I ripping somebody off? Any comments?

Joe Millionaire can debut in the WWE as a face. A babyface who will have problems gaining the trust of any women in the company. Until his frustration overtakes him and he turns heel.

I'm leaning towards the "St. Louis Scientologists" and maybe the New Orleans Burn, which sounds like a VD

One thing somebody noticed in a chat room about the Nathan Jones promos is that he mentions wanting to like himself, or people, or something DDPish. So, he got 10 years in prison for killing a man for having low self-esteem. What about an eventual O'Haire/Nathan Jones pairing?

Where it is going? Nowhere. Like EVERY gimmick the WWE tries. Sad, eh?

so.. does Sean O'Haire want me to cheat on my wife, or have sex with him? or both? or does he want me to buy a hooker?

Feel the queerness!

Sean O'Haire wants us to have sex with him!

Raven - hair = Stone Cold Raven

Raven has no pants!

Man, it's a shame to see the Dead Pool fighting like this. When did Raven have a problem with Vampiro?

Boston name: Nomar The Star

I could do it [note to self: tape Velocity]

Spanky in Boston: he'll do nothing.. or he'll be "The Terrier" (Boston U) Spankobi the Ninja lives on

As long as every opponent he faces jumps off the top rope, Palumbo can superkick them all and go on a winning streak.

Spanky's future: Smackdown taping tomorrow- He will be "The Jet" (or "The Giant") and Smackdown after the rumble in Albany.. do they have sports teams in Albany?

So.. Spanky is gonna be like Chilly Willy, only with a mask?

Spankobi (Diamondback, the masked ninja) is impressive He does need a better mask Spankobi is the new hero!

I still stand by dubbing Nathan "The Outback Attack" or the "Outback Attacker"

I can't see how Brock could ever injure A-Train with the F5.

it's nice to see the WWF give A-Train new tights and kill his finisher

Bud Adams was my last addition, I just remembered him and being a Houston Oiler sympathizer and reading up on him. Bud is an enormous jackass. It was research into Elway and the Colts that got me to realize that while Elway was a total bastard for saying he'd play baseball instead of play for the team that drafted him, he did have a valid point if he stayed away because of Irsay. I still loathe Elway though. I couldn't remember too much about Modell, I just know Clevelanders would want him on the list. That just reminds me how good the AFC North is. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Baltimore. Rivalries abound. Even better than the days of the AFC Central with coaches Noll, Glanville, Wyche and Schottenheimer where the rumor is that there were so many grudges between them, they never did get a group photo.

Bidwell- Moved the team from St. Louis to Arizona, hasn't had a 10 win season since the Ford Presidency. Not popular with the locals in Arizona. Still grumbles about moving the team to Los Angeles. You'd think that since his family has owned the team since the depression, that maybe he'd know how to have a winning team someday. Modell- Moved the Browns to Baltimore, fired Paul Brown. Cleveland still really hates him. M. Brown- Refuses to hire a GM, proof that football knowledge isn't inherited, hired Dave Shula as a Head Coach. Brown will likely hire an assistant or somebody lousy to coach the Bengals to another first pick in 2004. Irsay- Apologies if this seems a bit off, I have alot of ranting on Bob Irsay, who after research, is dead. But the 'Colts moving to LA' part is the work of Jim Irsay. "Gigantic horse's ass. Traded Elway as quickly as he could without consulting anybody. Hell, he WAS the reason why Elway didn't want to be a Colt. He moved the team in the middle of the night without telling anybody. He wants to move the Colts again to Los Angeles (I wonder if he can get the vans from Indiana to LA before anybody notices). Said he'd sell the Colts name to Modell's Baltimore team for at least 25 million dollars." How the Colts and Ravens don't get to play every year is a sad loss for the four-team division, since the North is the "Browns and three teams that Browns fans hate" division Adams- Fired head coaches easily such as Jerry Glanville, Bum Phillps (after Bum got to the playoffs). Got into a fistfight after Al Davis became AFL commish. Moved the Oilers to Tennessee. Still won't give up the Oilers name (I'd assume Bud owns it). This is one posters opinion but I can't wait for the days when Houston just murders Bud's team in Reliant Stadium. Other- I'm sure I missed somebody. I took out William Ford for lack of evidence (but he didn't screw up and force Barry to retire, did he?). I also omitted Snyder (Who is a dick for renaming J.K. Cooke Stadium for money) for lack of experience, and Jerry Jones since he was able to win a few superbowls, and that bastard Al Davis, due to his success with the Raiders. So, rant away