Rob E Dangerously

What strikes me as weird is that, according to this theory, CapHillBlue and Wired are posting articles on the internet to discredit the internet. I'd think guys like him discredit the net more than some of the junk that is part of the 'conspiracy' to do so.

^^ knows that 'is the excuse they all use'

^^ loves ZacAlex90130

Lita is alot better off with my dick in her mouth. Uh.. anyways..

Mak Francis = "Makky-Kate Olsen" CIA = "CIAshley Olsen"

let me just note that I've done this deal before. This was during the 6 months where I had Sharpe hailing from Arizona (he moved back to Detroit)

I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments

Bad Really Bad Really Really Bad or Tr-INT returns to throw to the Jets defense. My prediction: Chiefs 55 Jets 10

Next week will be worse.. Bears v. Packers

Guido v. Johnny FBI v. Mamalukes Who are the real Italians?!?!

from PWTorch: Backstage at the Smackdown aired on September 12th (taped on Sept. 10th) Eric Bischoff wore the old man Justice of the Peace costume all day, and only a few knew that it was him. Bischoff apparently approached one of the wrestlers, who wasn't in on the joke, and asked, "Where can I find some wiskey?" When the wrestler told Bischoff there wasn't any, Bischoff said, "But I need to find some whiskey!" ---- HA!

From WhatReallyHappened.com: "The sheer offensiveness of the spammed porn calls attention to itself. The last time there was a huge surge on internet porn being spammed into inappropriate places and sent to people who did not want it, the "pornademic" was a run-up to a Congressional demand for more censorship and control over the internet via the "Exon/Coats Amendment" in 1995. No sooner had the amendment been passed then, like a switch, the porn spammers stopped. They might as well have glued neon signs to their heads blinking. "I am a government operative trying to justify more control of the internet." Right now the US Government is looking for ways to silence the internet. The paid public relations shills have failed to control the online debate on the war and the US Government well knows that the massive anti-war protests and phone-call campaigns were organized on the net. The next step short of outright shut-down is to discredit the internet as a haven of perverts and criminals, and it is no coincidence that as the internet becomes the high ground in the war for the minds of America that the mainstream media and government are mounting a smear campaign against the direst threat to their information monopoly. Given that the recent spate of pro-Israel spam directed at opponents of the war contained links to porno sites, it is a sure bet that 90% of this sudden increase in really raunchy and gross porn is part of a US Government disinfo operation to trick people into leaving the internet and going back to the mainstream media for their daily dose of propaganda."

[We fade off to a commercial that at a car lot. We see a man walk up to the front to buy a car, when Leon Sharpe walks out of the dealership.] "Leon Sharpe Ford!" [We see Sharpe asking the customer something and him replying with a no.] "At Leon Sharpe Ford, no credit? we don't care!!" [We notice Sharpe asking the customer something else and him nodding no.] "No down payment? We still don't care!!!" [We see the customer 'several months later' at the dealership explaining something to Leon Sharpe] "Don't make your payment!?! THEN WE CARE!!!!" [sharpe picks up the customer into a press slam position and throws him though the windshield.] "LEON SHARPE FORD! Located in Detroit, Flagstaff and Omaha. The Best Damn Deal Around." [sharpe glares at the camera.] Leon Sharpe - and if any of the other dealerships say they have a better deal, we'll kick their asses!!!!! and we might make our deal better also. "Leon Sharpe Ford! Buy the Car!" [We fade out.]

We fade to a dark room, We see one man in the shadows. Upon further inspection, the man in the room is none other than Leon Sharpe. "Hello.." Sharpe pauses for a moment. "You see.. I am just coming off.." Sharpe pauses again, and takes a drink. "Coming off a travesty" Sharpe pauses again. "You see, how they said I lost my title was a mere sham" Sharpe nods "I was never pinned. One of the first things I knew of in wrestling was that the champion can’t lose his title without being pinned or submitting" Sharpe sneers "But, when that son of a bitch eliminated me, I lost my title. I lost my title in a deliberate robbery. I stepped onto the grounds of the SWF, and they robbed me of my title. I went over the top rope with that son a bitch and I lost my title. It’s a god damn example of highway robbery. I was robbed. I was put into a match where all five of those morons could team up and eliminate me and then have the title to themselves." Sharpe shakes his head "Now, just so you know. This morning, I had the t-shirts of myself recalled. It was a pre-emptive move. You see, after what I will do for the next few weeks, you may not want to buy my shirt. I decided the best way to get my title back is to not pander to fans, and instead do anything I can do to win the belt back. I got some attitude, so just flee now. All of you may want to pass on my shirt after I kick the crap out of your heroes Tim Dillon, Eijiro Fasaki and Johnny Dangerous. Don’t worry, my t-shirts will be back and you’ll be back. When I win the European title back, I will be vindicated" Sharpe grumbles "I would snap every one of their backs in a one on one match. All four of them teamed up on me. All four of them will be eating their meals though straws soon" Sharpe cracks his knuckles. "I’ll do that to Kamikaze. Kamikaze. The guy who sees an ex-girlfriend that nobody else notices. Maria, Maria, just like a West Side Story. I don’t care if you’re in Cleveland, Erie or Spanish Harlem, when I get my shot, I will kick your teeth down your throat. I am the real threat to your illegitimate title. You have my belt, and that is a criminal action of theft, and it is punishable by.." Sharpe pauses "Execution" Sharpe growls. "Who’s next on the list? Oh yeah.. Ichiro Fasaki. The guy who wrestles because he loves it. Good for you. But, if you loved breathing, you would have helped me out and made sure to jump over the top when needed. You instead conspired to screw me out of my title. Just like the cockroach that you are, you felt it would be better for your chances if you teamed up with three other guys and tried to get rid of me. Eijiro, Ichiro, names are only good for autographs, credit cards and bragging rights. Your name won’t matter when I get the shot at you. I don’t care if you can’t beat anybody better than Blankoo, because I’ll wipe the canvas with your face." Sharpe chuckles. "Eijiro, I know Jack the Ripper, I beat Jack the Ripper a few times. It won’t matter if you beat Jack the Ripper, lose to Jack the Ripper or masturbate Jack the Ripper with a handkerchief because I am coming to get you" Sharpe sneers and pauses for a moment. "What about Tim Dillon? That punk. Remember when we had a small alliance? Guess what Tim.. when you screwed me over, you just sealed yourself in your coffin and I will be sending you off to Ireland. Timmy, kiss your blarney stone goodbye. I will make sure that when it comes to us, I will face you soon amd I will kick the crap out of you. I know that after you face Fugu, you won’t want none of me, I’ll take your ass from Limerick to Downtown Belfast and I will avenge my title loss on your face." Sharpe laughs. "And this takes me to my first victim in the Revenge Tour" Sharpe starts humming "Yep, it’s the Pink Panther himself, the Barracuda." Sharpe grumbles "Bar-ra-cuda" Sharpe starts to chuckle "You’re named after a lousy car, a failed CFL team and a worthless fish. Obviously the boys in the secret services don’t get name advice from the Mafia" Sharpe shakes his head. "You.. Johnny.. being an agent.. would know how to screw people over. You put this together, didn’t you? You know you couldn’t beat Leon Sharpe by yourself, so you decided to team up with some stooges. Johnny, it’s time for blowback for your actions. Johnny.. James Bond can’t save you, Maxwell Smart can’t save you, and you can’t save yourself, so just lay back for the ride. I’m gonna make an example out of you. Johnny, you should just bite down on the cyanide before I make it really ugly." Sharpe pauses "Johnny, Buy the Shirt, and use it to wipe off all the blood on your face from me breaking your nose. Get the point?" We fade to black

Raven and Richards.. BRING BACK DANCIN' STEVIE!

From the Star Tribune, re: the Ventura/Castro meeting. Fidel is sick of his men like Fidel Sierra and Cuban Assassin screwing the job up, so he's gonna take on Hogan himself! Hahaha.. "No! Hogan just got hit by the Cuban Missile Dropkick!" "Here comes Nikolai Volkoff! This match is being thrown out! We will settle America v. Cuba at some later time!"

No you don't. hehe

on another note, I'd say a Eijiro v. Leon match would be fun. Also, I was gonna edit in something before the blockbuster where you went for the blockbuster off the second rope and got splattered in the ring.

maybe he'll get a birthday party then he will kick the cake into the face of somebody

I stalled like a Camino. Damn.

I did signup for SmarksTalk, and I am using spaces and a new avatar

1 George Washington - Cherry Chopper 2 John Adams - Adam's Apple AxeBomber 3 Thomas Jefferson - Louisana Purchase 4 James Madison - Star Splangled Powerbomb 5 James Monroe - The Monroe Doctrine 6 John Quincy Adams - Adam's Apple 1K825 7 Andrew Jackson - Hickory Log 8 Martin Van Buren - Old Kinderhook Krusher 9 William Henry Harrison - Death in 30 Days 10 John Tyler - Tyler-Made Slam 11 James K. Polk - Total Polka 12 Zachary Taylor - Cholera Creamator 13 Millard Fillmore - Millardia 14 Franklin Pierce - Piercing 15 James Buchanan - The Bachelor Kick 16 Abraham Lincoln - THE RAIL SPLITTER! OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAHHH! 17 Andrew Johnson - Brandy-ca-rana 18 Ulysses S. Grant - US Slam, Greetings from Grant's Tomb 19 Rutherford B. Hayes - ZZ Top Rope Splash 20 James A. Garfield - The Guiteau Shot 21 Chester A. Arthur - The Mutton Chop Rope DDT (Just look at a picture of his!) 22 Grover Cleveland - Cleveland Clipper 23 Benjamin Harrison - Benjamin Brainbuster 24 Grover Cleveland - Term Number Two 25 William McKinley - The Handshake of Doom 26 Theodore "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Kendo Stick" Roosevelt - Getting shot and delivering a speech before being treated. 27 William Taft - The Tub Buster 28 Woodrow Wilson - Morning Woodrow 29 Warren G. Harding - Regulation, Tea Pot Dome Dropkick 30 Calvin Coolidge - Silent but Deadly 31 "Double H" (Herbert Hoover) - The Great Depression 32 FDR - Packing the Court 33 Harry S. Truman - The Sclamation Point 34 Dwight D. Eisenhower - Ikexecution 35 JFK - Marilyn Monroe Thruster, Profile in Kicking Your Ass 36 Lyndon B. Johnson - Begal Lifter 37 Richard Nixon - The Big Dick Driver 38 Gerald Ford - The Slip that don't Rip 39 Jimmy Carter - Malaise 40 "Hollywood" Ronald Reagan - The Memory Killer 41 George Bush - The Wimp Drop 42 Bill Clinton - The Sax Machine 43 George Walker Bush - Pre-Emptive Powerslam

Wasn't Levithan's gimmick that he was some demon? It has been awhile since we've had a Satan gimmick in wrestling.

So.. how long until San Juan games are cancelled when a hurricane comes though the island?

I couldn't get this done. I went to bed at 2:30 last night, I got up and I drove a bit, until getting home at 11:00am CST. so.. here goes with my half-assed bizarre match. I really hate battle royals/four way clusterfuck matches. Enjoy! --------- Curry: Welcome to the Countdown to Genesis, Look at that countdown move! We see a timer on the screen counting down. NTD: Whoa baby! Buy the PPV if you haven’t before. Curry: Yeah.. buy it.. and get rid of your black box! Exploding Chicken: KLUK! KLUK! BAAAAWWWKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! KAAAAABOOOOM! Exploding Chicken explodes. Curry: THAT’S HEINOUS! NTD: Anyways, we have a match coming up here on this card and it’s for the SJL European title. Curry: They still have that around? NTD: Yeah man, remember, they got rid of the Television title, not the European title. Curry: Oh yeah.. it’s sorta tough to follow the JL when SWF has a pay per view coming up that you all should buy. NTD: Anyways.. let’s go to the ring announcer. Funyon stands in the ring with his trusty microphone, clearing his voice for a moment, he begins the introductions for the Battle Royal. The lights in the arena dim. Just enough pyro hits so the entrance and ramp is illuminated. Funyon booms out "Introducing first.. the one.. the only.. JACK THE RIPPER" Marilyn Manson's "Fight Song" erupts from the sound system as Jack makes his way down the ramp. When the lights come back on, Jack "the Ripper" taunts the crowd and he continues to do so in the ring as he is warming up NTD smirks "They let Jack back in? Heck, when it comes to come things, I am a ripper also. If you know what I mean" Curry nods "I have no clue what you are talking about there, any comments Exploding Chicken?" Chicken stands there and bobs his head. Funyon starts his second introduction.. "Introducing next.." As the entrance music of "Sellout" by Biohazard plays, Funyon makes his introduction "From Sarasota, Florida, weighing in at 188 pounds, EIJIRO FASAKI! Ejiro strides down to the ring wearing a short robe that matches his tights. He commonly poses on the middle rope (in the middle of the ropes, not on the turnbuckles) raising his arm in the air. NTD asks Curry, regarding Fasaki’s name "Ichiro Suzuki?" Curry corrects NTD and comments "No… Eijiro Fasaki, he wrestles because he likes to do it." NTD laughs and says "He likes to wrestle sweaty half-naked men?" Curry shakes his head and says "No, it’s for the love of it. He’s just incredible." NTD nods and rebuts with "Uh huh.. sure he does!" Funyon buts in and announces "Introducing third…" The house lights dim as the theme for "James Bond" begins to play NTD skeptically says "Can he use that? Shouldn’t the Fleming people be suing us now?" Curry is confused over stuff like copyright law and he states "It’s probably public domain" Funyon calls out "From Las Vegas, Nevada, Weighing in at 205 pounds.. JOOOOOOHHHHNNNY "THE BARRACUDA" DAAAAAAANGEROUS! A single white spotlight shining on the entrance area where Johnny steps out. (ala the beginning of any James bond movie.) Johnny strides to the ring with out a care in the world, usually taking the time to wink at a few ladies or even blow a kiss in there general direction before hopping foot into the ring. Curry, with a tear in his eye, announces "Without men like Johnny, we would have lost to the Communists" Funyon pauses and then says "Introducing Fourth….." We hear a voice over the arena PA system tells the fans this.. "BUY THE T-SHIRT!", before Leon Sharpe’s special SWF pre-show theme of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon plays. NTD is shocked, and he replies with "Why is the Champion coming out fourth?" Curry can’t reply to this easily, but we’ll assume he got told over his headset, "Sharpe doesn’t like coming out last for his matches, so this must be some compromise" Funyon announces "He’s the Smarks Junior League European Champion.. he fights out of Detroit, Michigan and his European home of León, Spain, he weighs in at 305 pounds, LEON SHARPE!" Sharpe walks though the curtains and walks to the ring carrying a duffel bag, with his t-shirts inside the bag. He might stop for a few moments to make a sell. Sharpe enters over the top rope and goes to a corner. NTD notes "This is the first time I have seen Leon in person. Let me just note that he gains points from me for coming out to Warren Zevon. That song is about London, which is in Europe, which he is the champion of. Also, Sharpe is from Lay-own, Spain. He’s so good, they named a town after him!" Curry sneers "I think the town has been around for longer" Chicken adds to the conversation with "ZEEEEEVON! KLUK! KLUK!" Funyon returns to his post for the announcements, where it’s now time to introduce another man to the match, "Introducing fifth…" Dropkick Murphy’s "Barroom Hero" begins to play. "Face down in the gutter, won’t admit defeat… those clothes are soiled and black!" Funyon: "From Limerick, Ireland, weighing in at 168 pounds, TIM DILLON!" Suddenly, cheap green shamrock confetti falls from the rafters. ("He’s a big, strong man with a child’s mind, don’t you take your booze away!"). Orange and Green pyro blows off to the sides and Tim appears on the stage. Soaking up the cheers he struts down the stage with his arms in a boxer’s defensive pose as he throws a few punches. He then slaps some fans hands and he sometimes will hand out little Irish flag to his loyal fans. He slides into the ring and pulls out a Guinness beer can and chugs it down NTD: "Eexxxxxxxxxxitttt light, EEEEnnnnnnnnnnterrrr night! Take my hand!" Curry: "No thanks!" Funyon: "And introducing last!" Godsmack’s "I Stand Alone" hits the speakers as Kamikaze steps onto the stage. Funyon: "From Minnetonka, Minnesota, weighing in at 235 pounds, KAMIKAZE!" Kamikaze looks around as he goes down to the ring. Once in the ring, he climbs a turnbuckle, throw his arms up and his head back, and shout, "KAAMIKAAAZZEEEE!!" The bell rings as the match starts. The six men pair up, with Kamikaze taking on Johnny Dangerous, Eijiro taking on Dillon and Sharpe taking on Jack. Sharpe pounds on the hapless Jack as we see Kamikaze holding his own with the Agent and Eijro having an even match with Dillon. Sharpe tries throwing Jack over the top early, not to no avail. Kamikaze yells out randomly at the crowd, giving Dangerous an opportunity to take control. Jack charges towards Sharpe with a spear, but Sharpe shrugs it off, Sharpe then throws Jack over the top rope, leaving him to lay on the apron. Eijiro Fasaki comes in and executes a baseball slide, which kicks Jack to the floor. Funyon: "Jack the Ripper has been eliminated!" Suddenly, Sharpe exits the ring though the middle ropes, kicks at Jack some more and walks to the commentary table. Meanwhile in the ring, Kamikaze goes after Fasaki, as Dillon and Dangerous fight. Sharpe sits down at the table and grabs a headset. Leon Sharpe: "Hey, I just felt like taking a rest here. Heck, I am the European champion. Let me remind you fans to buy my t-shirts." Sharpe laughs. Leon Sharpe: "How about that Fasaki? He must not like Jack either. He wrestles because he likes wrestling guys, right? I don’t want to suggest anything here, but.." Curry: "Let’s move on": Dillon hits an armdrag on Dangerous, when he goes for another one, Dangerous hits him with a hard kick to the chest. Kamikaze hits a neckbreaker on Fasaki, but Fasaki goes for a comeback by hitting an Armdrag on Kamikaze. Sharpe: "It’s an Armdrag fest, it’s like I’m watching Lucha!" NTD: "Quiet Leon, we might miss a rana!" Fasaki puts Kamikaze in a wristlock before he takes him down to the mat hard with a snap suplex. Meanwhile, Dangerously is in control over Dillon, hitting a DDT on the Irishman. Dangerously then punches Dillon a few times in the head. Curry: "Dillon is getting taken to the shed here!" Sharpe: "I hope he doesn’t lock himself in it!" Chicken "KLUK KLUK KLUK!" Dillon whips Dangerous into the corner and comes in with a clothesline. Dillon punches Dangerous, but Dangerous reverses the action and unleashes his own punches. Dangerous chops Dillon in the throat and hits a Frankensteiner on him, throwing him into the middle of the ring. Sharpe: "Super Secret Rana by Dangerous!" Curry: "Hey! You’re just making that up" Sharpe: "It’s as real as your sex life" Curry shuts up at that low blow. As Dillon is down, Dangerous climbs to the top rope. Exploding Chicken: "KLUK! BAWWWWWKKK! DON’T GOOOO TO THE TOPPP!!" Sharpe: "I never would have figured the chicken would have a problem with flying" Kamikaze starts yelling at the imaginary girlfriend, hitting the top rope, sending Dangerous down hard crotch-first on the top turnbuckle. Sharpe: "I guess the CIA didn’t provide him with an athletic supporter" Dillon punches Dangerous some more, but when he tries to make something of the predicament that Dangerous is in, Dangerous comes down with a sunset flip onto Dillon. Meanwhile, Fasaki and Kamikaze are still going at it, Kamikaze attempts to mount some offense on Fasaki, only to have Eijiro go for his bad knee. As Fasaki works over the knee, Dillon whips Dangerous into the corner. Dillon charges towards Dangerous in the corner with a Gore and he hits it. Sharpe: "GORE! GORE! GORE! Come on James Bond, get out of that!" Dillon walks out and then charges in for anothe Gore, but Dangerously manages to duck and sling Dillon over the top rope, knocking him to the floor. Sharpe gets up as this is happening. Sharpe: "I’ll have to get back to you later." Sharpe runs into the ring, rolls under the bottom ropes and charges at Dangerous. Only to be met with fists to the midsection. Sharpe is whipped into the ropes and then backdropped onto the mat. Meanwhile, Fasaki is hitting Kamikaze in his bad knee. Dangerous shoves Fasaki out of the way and goes to work on Kamikaze and his knee. Sharpe smirks and then clotheslines Fasaki to the mat. Sharpe throws Fasaki towards the ropes before catching him and chokeslamming him. Meanwhile, Dangerous has Kamikaze in a knee-bar. Kamikaze starts yelling at ‘Maria’ causing the confused Dangerous to release the hold. Dangerous glances in the direction that Kamikaze was yelling and then he pulls something out of his tights. Curry: "NO! JOHNNY DANGEROUS HAS PULLED OUT THE CYANIDE!" NTD: "What? I don’t think that’s Cyanide.. still, I want some of that!" Curry: "Damnit, those don’t even look like cyanide." NTD: "Did you drop acid with Dock Ellis in the back?" Dangerous pulled out a roll of quarters, but, are these SUPER SPY QUARTERS THAT HAVE TWO HEADS AND CAN KILL PEOPLE? Nope.. they aren’t. The referee doesn’t let Dangerous hit Kamikaze with those quarters either. Dangerous puts the quarters down in disappointment, surely, he was to tell British Intelligence that it was time to kill the referee with an umbrella. Sharpe messes around with Fasaki, slapping him around like a prison bitch. Fasaki takes Sharpe down with a drop toe hold and then puts him in a facelock? But, could Sharpe escape? Yes, he does escape the dreaded chinlock. Sharpe is met with a sunset flip, which would spell bad luck for him if we had pinfalls count in this. Eijiro follows this with a spin wheel kick as Sharpe is getting up. Sharpe is staggered in the ropes as the fans rise up to cheer, thinking that Fasaki could eliminate the champion. Fasaki gears up for another kick, only to have Sharpe move and throw him though the ropes. Sharpe smirks as Fasaki lays on the floor and our cameras go back to Dangerous working on Kamikaze’s knee. Dangerous kicks the knee, but then we go back to the other side of the ring because as Fasaki was getting up and Sharpe wasn’t looking, something big happened. Fasaki got on the apron and then onto the top turnbuckle. Then as Sharpe turned around, Fasaki takes him down to the mat with a Blockbuster. Sharpe is dazed on the mat. Curry: "If only pinfalls counted in this match! Then Fasaki could win it right here" In other action, Kamikaze gets to his feet and then goes for a suplex, barely lifting Dangerous up and dropping him. Kamikaze clutches his knee in pain as he tries to follow up. Dangerous kicks him in the knee and then follows up with a Double Arm DDT, planting Kamikaze down on the mat. Fasaki is trying to do anything he can to get Sharpe over the top, but it seems to be all for naught. Eijiro begins to kick Sharpe in the legs, going for the knees that were hurt against Matt Myers. Eijro puts Sharpe in a single leg crab, but Sharpe is able to clutch the ropes, forcing the hold to be broken. Sharpe gets up and smirks at Fasaki before going into his offense. Kamikaze is trying to fight off Dangerous, he goes for a DDT, but Dangerous hooks his leg and runs him into the corner. As Kamikaze tries to recover, Dangerous kicks him in the gut and hits the License to Kill on Kamikaze, taking him down hard and taking him out. Fasaki goes for a kick, but Sharpe grabs the leg, Fasaki counters with the Owenziguri back brain kick, which staggers Sharpe. Fasaki charges in and hits a baseball slide, taking Sharpe down. Dangerous scrapes Kamikaze off the mat and then attempts to throw him over the top, but Kamikaze blocks his attempt and hits him in the gut. Kamikaze executes a drop toe hold on Dangerous, dropping him throat first on the bottom rope. Eijiro’s attempts to get more offense in on Sharpe fail, as Sharpe splatters him on the mat with a chokeslam. Sharpe smiles as he looks down on Eijiro, but Fasaki gets up, to the surprise of Sharpe. Sharpe then punts him in the gut and Jackknifes him on the mat. Dangerous and Kamikaze are going at it some more, but Kamikaze takes time out from his schedule to yell at Maria, allowing for Dangerous to come up from behind and eliminate him. "Kamikaze has been eliminated!" Chicken: "KLUCK! KLUCK! THEREHEGOES! KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOMMMMM!" Dangerous looks at the Chicken for a moment and lays back to watch Sharpe and Fasaki fight. Sharpe kicks Fasaki as he is getting up from the Jackknife. Fasaki hooks onto a leg and tries hard to take Sharpe down to the mat. Sharpe doesn’t go down so easily, instead hitting Fasaki with whatever he has got. ------------- and before you ask, I was gonna use those quarters later. I figure Dangerous would use them to make calls on his shoephone, right? Bleh