Rob E Dangerously

Maybe it WAS Rob Van Dam

candie: that's sick. kkk: I'd give Jeff an 8. Because he managed to not jump off with the swanton, he didn't have to have his match turned into a tag match. Although he was very slow and blew spots like mad

It seemed like Jeff was on tranquilizers last night

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Christian should cut his hair Test.. should not

If they want to do this, why don't they MAKE SOME MONEY OFF IT! Hair v. Hair matches! Christian v. Booker, Hair v. Hair and Test v. Kane, Hair v. Hair

Why not give the match stipulations like the first X title match? Two at a time, double elimination, winner leaves with the title. Any comments? I feel four way matches may be getting a bit worn out so having 4 or 5 of them in just a few weeks will be repetitive

'Also, not really a match call, but back in 95, Lawler says something about Muhammad Ali, and Vince comes outta nowhere and says "Yeah...STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY~!...wait a minute."' Move like a Bee, Sting like a Butterfly, don't you wish that Nash would try?

This starts on Smackdown, with the post-movie return of the Rock. Rock is hyped as having a major announcement. When he comes out, he comes out in a pink t-shirt and pants, with bleached hair. When he gets the mic, he announces that over his time in the movies, he has turned gay. He redubs himself as "Rocky". Rikishi comes out to ask Rocky what the hell he is doing. Rocky comments that "whenever I was saying I was gonna shove stuff up people's asses, it wasn't a threat, it was a cry for help! and you ignored it!" Rocky then says that since he is the way he is now, he challenges Rikishi to a match. Rikishi mentions backing his ass up in Rocky's face, which Rocky replies to with "I'd move it! Rikishi, I've always had a thing for you! Bring those to me fattie boy!" Needless to say, Rikishi is creeped out, and he goes in search of non-thong pants. Only to find that Rocky has stolen them all, leaving him with one thong. As for the match, the creeped out Rikishi loses early after a Rock Bottom and People's Elbow. Rocky then goes on to bug John Cena, saying that he loves how Cena has a thing for being naked and slapping people, so Rocky offers him a deal. "Cena, why don't we get naked and slap each other some?". Rocky also comments that Cena "looks good in those shorts". Cena is also creeped out. Rocky then faces Cena and beats him, since he creeped Cena out so much. Rocky continues his sexual harrassment tour against Kidman, Billy, Chuck, Michael Cole, Crash Holly and then Rey Mysterio Jr. Rocky tells Rey, "I've always had a thing for little guys. I'll have to force you down hard and give you 619, but, I will leave out the 1" Needless to say, Rey loses also. Rocky keeps this up until he comes into the sights of Brock Lesnar. Rocky flirts with Brock and tells him all sorts of weird stuff. Until they sign a title match. During the match, Rocky french-kisses Brock, leaving him open for a Rock Bottom and Elbow for the pin and the title. Next SD: Rocky comes out with his normal clothes and hair, announcing that the reason he acted gay for months was to play mindgames and retake the title from Brock Lesnar. Therefore he become the Rock again, and all is well in the world

HHH should just bring out the Oriental Spike while he is at it

HHH is putting Jeff to sleep!

I wonder where I can get the tranquilizers that Jeff is using

He shot his wad!

The victim of HHH's anger will be.. .... ..... ...... uh... who's left?

Dimebag! You buy drugs, you be bad! and right after an RVD segment

Lawler is morphing into more of an obvious heel tonight

The Mystery Opponent is D'Lo Brown! HHH will avenge the July 1998 Euro title loss!

SHOOT ROSIE SHOOT!

GO ROSIE AND JAMAL!

Billy's motivated! although he could have fucked up shit with that move

LOL!

Bischoff is gonna get mauled!

Maybe Shawn Stasiak will run in and make his return as MEAT~!

Bisch believed in equality when he had women make out with each other in those strip clubs

What if Bischoff calls for three minutes and then Dude Love runs in to face the Island Boys and then Dude, Bisch, the Island Boys and the women all start dancing to Dude Love's music?